“So you picked this guy up on an assault?” Ben asked the arresting officers.
He, a pair of uniformed patrolmen, and I were making our way to the lower level of the station via seemingly endless flights of stairs. Detective Deckert and Agent Mandalay had remained behind with the rest of the Major Case Squad to go over the facts of the cases so far and see if they could brainstorm any fresh ideas.
“Yeah,” one of the uniformed men returned. He was among a small number of individuals I had met in my lifetime who was tall enough to look Ben straight in the eyes. “You know Tracy Watson? The meteorologist over at Channel Five with the big…” He made an exaggerated cupping motion at his chest with his large hands.
“Yeah,” Ben chuckled lightly. “The big ratings boosters for the male demographic ages thirteen to still breathin’. She the one makin’ the complaint?”
“Yeah,” the officer returned. “Seems this old dude just ran up to her as she was coming out of a coffee house. He started screaming ‘Tracy I love you’ and then grabbed himself a couple of handfuls.”
“You mean?…” Ben pawed at the empty space in front of him and allowed the question to hang in the air.
The younger, shorter cop nodded, “Yeah. Guess he wanted to find out if they were real. Lucky bastard.”
“Looks like he got more than he bargained for though,” the tall officer snickered. “Ended up with a nice, hot double latte in his face and a psychotic little redhead with her knee in his back. I mean to tell you, she’s a smokin’ little number herself, but I feel sorry for the asshole that’s married to that one if he ever pisses her off.”
The young cop’s face spread into a wicked grin. As he shot a glance back over his shoulder, he began fervently nodding. “Yeah, but you know what they say about redheads. If she’s got that kind of energy in the bedroom then I wouldn’t mind getting some time with her. Know what I mean? I’ll bet she could…”
“Fortunately,” I interjected before he could continue to dig the hole any deeper, “it’s been my experience that she doesn’t get quite that pissed off very easily…but I do try to avoid doing it anyway.”
All forward motion abruptly ceased and both of the uniformed men swiveled their heads back to look at me. The stairwell fell silent except for the fading echoes of our footsteps.
“That’s right.” I bobbed my head. “I’m the ‘asshole’ that’s married to her.”
The cop who had been about to regale us with his lurid fantasy about my wife flushed through varying shades of red, ending at a particularly bright crimson. Slowly, his jaw began working up and down, and he started to stammer, “Well… I, ummm… I… Well… I didn’t mean any offense, Mister Gant…”
“None taken at this point, but it wouldn’t bother me if we changed the subject slightly.” I smiled back. “But regarding that ‘getting her pissed off’ thing-I’d advise against letting her hear your thoughts about what you want to do with her in the bedroom. I’ve never been on the receiving end, but based on what I’ve witnessed I happen to know she has a pretty quick knee.”
Ben grinned at the stuttering cop and clapped him on the shoulder with a massive hand as we started downward once again. “Open mouth, insert foot, huh, Carter?”
“Taking out a few aggressions, sweetheart?” I asked as I planted a light kiss on Felicity’s forehead and gave her a quick hug. “You okay?”
“I’m fine.” She returned the squeeze. “Still a bit of adrenalin jitters, but I’m okay. Surely I feel like I could do with a shower. That old man was pretty rank.” She released her grip on me and then leaned back. Out of habit, she reached over and straightened my visitors badge while she spoke, “I wasn’t exactly expecting this much excitement today. I suppose that will teach me not to be going out for coffee when we break then.”
“Wrong place, wrong time, eh?”
“Aye, depends. I suppose Ms. Watson would consider it fortunate I was badly in need of a caffeine fix.”
I leaned in again and made a show of sniffing her hair. She hadn’t really picked up too much of the old man’s malodorous bouquet, and what she had was primarily on her jacket, but I played along anyway. “Yeah, I think you’re right about the shower. A date with some soap and water probably wouldn’t hurt you.”
“Aye, and you’re askin’ for it today, aren’t you then, Mister Gant?”
My petite wife’s voice still held a definite Irish lilt, obvious and musical, though not entirely as strong as it had been the night before. Her speech pattern was woven of a rich tapestry of Celtic design and probably would be for the week to come-the audible results of an evening with her family and her encounter with the whiskey.
Her hair was pulled back in a loose French braid that poured down her back in an auburn stream, and she was casually dressed in a pair of jeans and a denim shirt. Her waist length leather jacket was hanging open, and her matching gloves peeked out of a pocket in the insulated lining. She looked up at me with tired green eyes as she brushed a fugitive strand of her fiery mane from her face and tucked it behind her ear. Even slightly disheveled she was absolutely gorgeous.
“I’m only kidding and you know it.” I grinned. “I don’t think much rubbed off on you, although you’ll probably want to get your jacket cleaned.”
She nodded in agreement. “Aye, I was thinkin’ just that.”
“How’s the hangover?” I questioned.
“Gone for the moment. Well not so much gone but at least forgotten. I still surely feel like I need some real sleep then,” she expressed and absently began to chew at her lower lip. “Row, about last night…”
“Forget it,” I told her before she could continue. “You were upset and rightfully so… I should have realized you would be feeling what I was going through, especially considering that it has happened before… I just wasn’t thinking.”
She stared past me into the distance for a moment, continuing to gnaw at her lip, then returned her gaze to mine. “I just don’t want you to shut me out then. Even if you think you’re protecting me. We both know that won’t work, and it will just cause problems for us in the long run. Better you let me face it with you… Still, I shouldn’t have been such a mess when you arrived home.” She sighed heavily. “Not exactly very supportive of me now, was it then? And if you had actually ended up going to a hospital or something…”
I detected a slight catch in her voice as it trailed off, and I knew she was choking back a tear. As my lovely wife would tend to do, I knew that inside she was unnecessarily beating herself up over something she couldn’t change.
I reassured her with another tight squeeze. “Ssshhh. Don’t worry about it. That’s all over and done with. I know I’ve been keeping you at a distance on this.” I paused for a moment to collect my own thoughts before letting out my own tired sigh. “Honestly, I don’t think I’ve been very good about staying grounded myself, and I think that might be affecting me. The whole idea of what this guy is doing has me kind of rattled.”
“And it should.” Felicity nodded. “But you’re just one man, and you can’t be taking the responsibility of stopping him on yourself alone.”
“It’s my nature, Felicity.”
“Aye,” she nodded again. “And it’s my nature to change that about you, Rowan.”
“There she is!” Ben’s voice interrupted as he sidled up to us. “The Red-Haired Terror of Cole Street.”
“So I’m an urban legend, am I now?” Felicity forced a light chuckle as she pulled back from me and quickly whisked away an escaped teardrop from the corner of her eye.
Ben tactfully ignored the motion and threw me a quick glance. I simply nodded and smiled.
“That’s what I’m hearin’ from the witnesses,” he answered as he gave her shoulder a light squeeze. “You okay? You don’t smell so good.”
“Aye, not you too?” She rolled her eyes at him and smiled. “And yes, I’m fine. I swear, everyone has been acting like I just single-handedly captured someone from the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list or something.”