I said, “High-priced dessert?”
Milo said, “Candy’s dandy, liquor’s quicker, when in doubt go for both.”
Haute European Chocolatiers had one location: the north side of Sunset, 1.3 miles east of the Hustler store. Open three days a week, closed yesterday when Raul had searched.
The “elite confectionary” offered a pricey assortment of French macarons, Swiss sweets, and other “Continental temptations.”
Milo said, “Ninety-three bucks. Definitely a party. But why there?”
I said, “Maybe his girlfriend lives nearby — Hollywood Hills, Los Feliz, Silverlake.”
“Chet and Madame X,” he said. “He thinks he’s in for fun and she turns out to be Ms. Murderous. Or she got taken and ended up like he did. Let’s learn about dessert. You drive.”
The shop was a fifteen-foot storefront sandwiched between two clothing boutiques, both featuring gray, cachectic manikins and abbreviated dresses with S&M overtones, tight enough to highlight pores.
By contrast, the chocolate store looked old-school, with a yellow, umbrella-shaped awning doming the window and a glass door printed in gilt script. The display window featured boxes of assorted candies resting in beds of tinsel.
I said, “Refined sugar doesn’t seem like a good fit for the size zero crowd.”
“Or this place caters to the worst dregs of humanity.”
I looked at him.
He said, “Zombies — the evil undead. They eat what they want and stay skinny.”
He pushed the door open. A bell tinkled. Inside, the air was creamy and sweet and cloying. A display case held more high-end sucrose nestled in little brown paper cups. Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock ’n’ Roll” streamed. Performed by a string quartet.
The woman behind the case smiled. “Hi, guys. How can I tempt you today?”
Pretty, late forties to early fifties, with long hair, blond on top, black at the ends. A heart tattoo graced the left side of her neck topped by inked Asian lettering that might mean something. Ebony gauges the size of quarters stretched her earlobes.
The kids of tomorrow will have interesting grandparents.
Milo flashed his badge along with a smile.
The woman said, “We haven’t had any problems recently. Should I be worried?”
“Recently?”
“The usual, you know. Drunks and homeless making a mess in the morning and a few months ago there was that burglary at Adrienne Ballou up the block. Should I be worried?”
“Not in the least, ma’am. We’re wondering if you remember a specific customer.”
“How far back?”
“Day before yesterday.”
“I’m not senile, c’mon! Who?”
He began describing Chet Corvin.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. CEO,” she said. “He got the deluxe assortment. Why’re you asking about him?”
“He’s a person of interest.”
“Well, he didn’t interest me. Talk about inept.”
“In terms of—”
“Flirting,” she said. “Like it was expected of him, like it was his usual — what do you guys call it... a priori?”
“Modus operandi.”
Perfect smile. “That’s it! He was a tool! Winking and leering, and showing off his Range Rover fob, like that’s supposed to impress me. My ex drove a Bentley and he was no catch. What’d he do?”
“Any idea who he bought the chocolate for?”
“He sure wanted me to know,” she said. “Not the actual person, the fact that they were going to do you-know-what. Wink wink. I expected him to start drooling.”
She rolled her eyes. “Like that’s special. Women come in here because they appreciate fine confection. With guys, it’s either they’re like him, out for some play, or they’re trying to get on a chick’s good side after doing something gross or stupid — no offense to you guys. I’m sure you treat your women great.”
Milo smiled. “You’ve got that right. He’s a sensitive guy and I revere my mother. So what else can you tell us about Mr. CEO?”
“That’s it. He’s never been here before since I bought the place and that’s four years ago.”
“One-shot walk-in.”
“We get them,” she said. “Kind of like church or temple, you know? Atoning?”
Milo showed her Hargis Braun’s photo. “Is he one of your customers, also?”
She studied the image. “No. Who’s he?”
“Part of an investigation.”
“What, there’s some sort of middle-aged white-guy thing going on?”
“Nothing scary,” he said. “Thanks for your time.”
“Can I give you guys samples?”
“Appreciate it but we’re on the job, Ms.—”
“Nola. Aw c’mon, I won’t tell your mommies. Soft center or hard?” Eyelash aerobics.
Milo said, “I’m a sucker for caramel.”
“Then you’re in luck, ours is like nirvana, we use creamery butter from the Alps. You, sir?”
“Anything semisweet.”
Nola tossed her hair. “Très sophisticah-ted.” Fishing two truffles out of the case, she dropped them in fluted paper cups. “Here you go, I picked the color specially for you guys.”
The cups were a perfect match to the tan uniforms of West Hollywood sheriffs. LAPD’s blue but Milo said, “Great, thanks, Nola.”
“Enjoy! Try them right now so I can see your reaction. I love to make people happy!”
I bit off half of my truffle. A hard shell encased something liquid, alcoholic, and nicely bitter — maybe Campari.
I said, “Great,” and finished with a second bite.
“There you go!”
Milo’s caramel was sheathed in milk chocolate, shaped like a teardrop, and dotted with white chocolate. He popped the whole thing into his mouth, jaws working on the caramel as he thanked her again.
“I love it, Nola, it’s amazing. Would you mind if I showed you another photo? I’m sure it’s nothing but what the heck.”
“Why would I mind? Anything for you guys, you keep us safe.”
Out came Bitt’s DMV shot.
Nola said, “That’s Trevor the artist.”
“You know him?”
“I know his name is Trevor and that he’s an artist. He did me a drawing — I’ve got it in back, want to see?”
She returned with a five-by-seven pencil sketch in a thin black frame. A pair of fluffy white rabbits feminized by long lashes. One animal was half the size of the other. Baby bunny smiling sleepily as it nestled in the refuge of its mother’s curling body.
Nola said, “I told him I had a daughter and he left for like a minute, came back with paper and a pencil, and drew it right here, on the counter. See — he signed it to me.”
The inscription was near the bottom, beautifully printed, slanting forward. What a comic-book artist might use for emphasis.
To Nola and Cheyenne. May all your dreams be sweet. Best, Trevor.
She said, “He just stood here and did it while I watched, didn’t erase once. I figured to give it to Cheyenne but she thought it was silly.” Shrug. “She’s sixteen. So I kept it for myself — you’re not going to tell me he’s a bad person, are you?”
Pressing her palms together.
Milo said, “Not at all.”
“Then, what?”
“I wish I could give you details, but like I said nothing for you to worry about.”
“I’m not worried but I am curious,” said Nola. “You have his picture along with that other guy. And you asked about that CEO sleazeball. Hmm, let’s see how good I am at detecting. A gang of middle-aged white guys, has to be a shady business deal. What, real estate? A Ponzi? My ex was — but you don’t want to hear about that.”