He wished, as a compromise, he could think of a way to persuade Jack to go back to Broadside while he stayed here with Kellie. Don’t worry about the details, big fella. We’ll take care of anything that comes up. You go ahead and take some time off.
LIBRARY ENTRY
“You should never talk to strangers, Shalla.”
“Why not, Boomer? Some of the nicest people I know are strangers.”
“But if you know them, they’re not strangers.”
“Oh.”
“Do you see what I mean?”
“Not really, Boomer. I mean, you were a stranger once. Should I not have spoken to you?”
“Well, that’s different.”
“How?”
“I’m a nice person.”
“But how can I find out if I don’t talk to you?”
“I’m not sure, Shalla. But I know it’s not a good idea.”
— The Goompah Show
All-Kids Network
March 19
chapter 12
On board the Jenkins, in orbit around Lookout.
Wednesday, March 19.
BILL DID AN overnight analysis of the food samples and told Digger he probably wouldn’t like any of the local cuisine. They forwarded the results to Broadside and the al-Jahani.
They were having breakfast in the common room when Winnie carried her tray in. “I just saw something odd,” she said, sitting down at the table with the other three. “There’s a parade of some sort out on the road. Near where you were yesterday.”
“Really?” Jack rolled up a biscuit, dipped it into his egg yolk, and finished it off. “How do you mean, a parade?”
“Well, not really a parade. But a bunch of locals look as if they’re headed for the spot where you showed up.”
“Are you serious?” asked Digger.
“They’re coming from the north. About twenty of them. The guy in front is wearing a black robe.”
“They’re probably just going through to Athens,” said Digger.
Jack looked interested. “It’s the first black robe we’ve seen. These folks like bright colors.”
Kellie had been trying to finish her breakfast without getting caught up in the latest bout of Goompah mania. But she sighed. “You think they came to see where the critter was?”
“Maybe. There’s a bunch of wagons parked up the road a bit. We didn’t have coverage this morning because of clouds, but I think these guys rode in on them. There are still a few back there. With the wagons. Looks as if they’re waiting,”
“Bill—?” said Jack.
The screen lit up. There was indeed a Goompah in a black robe. He was approaching the spot where the avatar had appeared. Approaching in the sense, Digger thought, that he was coming up on it with great care. The crowd was trailing, but giving him plenty of room.
He carried a staff, and when he’d reached the spot on the road in closest proximity to the hill on which the avatar had stood, he stopped, planted the staff, leaned on it, and appeared to survey his surroundings. After a minute he looked behind, and one of the onlookers came forward. There was a conversation and some pointing.
“Looks as if Digger may have stirred something up,” Jack said.
Right. Digger did it.
A cloud drifted into the field of view.
“What do you think?” asked Kellie.
“It looks ceremonial.”
Winnie wondered whether anybody recognized any of the Goompahs.
Digger smothered a laugh. “They all look alike. Can you tell them apart?”
“I haven’t seen them up close. Not the way you have. I thought you might recognize one of the guys you talked to yesterday.” She put a slight emphasis on the verb, and she was obviously talking about the one who had been traveling alone and whom Digger now saw was indeed there, carrying a javelin.
“I have no idea,” Digger said.
“He’s saying something,” said Kellie, meaning the one in the robe.
“I think he’s singing,” said Jack. “We should have left a pickup in the area.”
The marchers spread out on either side of the black robe, forming an arc centering on him.
“It’s a chant,” said Winnie. “Look at them.” They had all begun doing a kind of coordinated swaying.
“They’re looking for me,” said Digger.
Jack leaned forward, intrigued. Digger, whose training should have produced the same curiosity, felt only a chill. “It’s a religious ceremony,” Jack said.
“Maybe we need to go back down,” said Winnie. “Explain to them it’s okay.”
Kellie’s eyes shone. “I’ll be damned,” she said. “They think they saw a god.”
“I doubt it,” said Jack.
The one in the robe shook down long sleeves and pulled a hood over his head. The javelin was held out for him to take. He made signs over it, lifted it, and waved it in a threatening gesture at the top of the hill. The chant ended.
Everyone stood quietly for another minute or so. Then he climbed the hill while the others watched with—Digger thought—no small degree of anxiety, and came finally to the spot where the avatar had stood. The one who’d been on the road, who’d carried the weapon, called out to him and he moved a couple of steps to his right. They seemed to agree that was the correct location. And without further delay, he brandished the javelin with practiced ease and plunged it into the ground.
He made more signs, drew his hands together, and looked at the sky. They all bowed their heads and closed their eyes. Their lips moved in unison. One of them crept up the hill and recovered the javelin. And they withdrew.
Down the hill and back along the road until they reached the waiting wagons. Into the wagons and headed north.
“I think,” said Digger, “we’ve just seen a declaration of war.”
Jack was still looking ecstatic. “I don’t think so,” he said. “I believe we’ve just watched an exorcism.”
THEY SPENT MUCH of the next few days watching and listening to Goompah conversations. Winnie hung a sign on the bulkhead that said It’s Greek to me. Each of the five channels allotted to the pickups had been routed in, but one had gone inactive. They’d seen a Goompah hand close over it, and then for a while all they could see was the grass. And finally the unit shut down. Somebody had probably hit it with a stick.
But they still had four links.
They listened and marked down phonetic impressions and bounced phrases off each other while Bill recorded everything, collapsed the signals into compressed transmissions, and fired them off every six hours by way of Broadside to the al-Jahani.
The language seemed straightforward enough. Some of the sounds were odd, lots of grunts and gargles, a load of aspirates and diphthongs. And nobody rolled their l’s like these guys. There was an overall harshness to the diction, but Digger didn’t hear much that a human tongue couldn’t reproduce. And they’d even deciphered a couple of words.
Challa, collanda appeared to be the universal greeting. Two Goompahs met, morning or evening, male or female, it didn’t seem to matter: “Challa, collanda,” they would say.
Hello, friend. Kellie took to greeting her passengers with it, and soon they were all using it. Challa, Jack.
Digger discovered the sheer pleasure in reproducing some of the sounds he was hearing. He could roll his l’s and grunt with the best of them. He also began to discover something he hadn’t known about himself: He had a facility for language. Next time he ran into some Goompahs he’d be ready. He wondered if things might have gone a bit differently had he been able to raise his hand and, in his jolliest demeanor, send the proper greeting: “Challa, collanda.”
But there wouldn’t be a next time. Lightbenders were on the way, so when they went back down to set up more listening posts they’d be invisible.
Well, there was nothing to be done about it now. But he knew he’d be tempted to walk up to one of the Goompahs, no more than a voice in the wind, and say hello. Just whisper it and watch him jump.
He’d never worn a lightbender. They were prohibited to private ownership. A few had gotten out and become invaluable tools for criminals. But there was a National Lightbender Association claiming that people had a constitutional right to the devices. It struck Digger that once they became generally available everyone would have to wear infrared glasses to protect himself. Even imagining himself invisible bestowed a sense of both power and recklessness.
About a week after they’d gone down to the surface, Jack announced that a message had arrived from the Academy. “We’ve got something else to look for,” he said.
Hutch’s image appeared on-screen.
“Jack,” she said, “This is a hedgehog.” The screen divided and produced a picture of an object with triangular spikes sticking out all over it. An accompanying scale indicated it was six and a half kilometers in diameter.
“To date, we have three reports of these objects. We have no idea what they are or what their purpose is. We do know that one of them exploded while it was being inspected by the Quagmor. If you can take a look around without compromising your main objectives, please do so. We’d like very much to know if your cloud has one. It’ll be directly out front, running on the same course, at the same speed. The ranges between the objects and the clouds have varied out to sixty thousand klicks.
“So far, the things are identical. They have 240 sides. Lots of right angles. If you see one, keep a respectful distance. Don’t go near it. We don’t want an inspection; we just want to know whether it’s there.” She allowed herself a smile but Digger could see she was dead serious. “Thanks,” she said. “Be careful. We don’t want to lose anybody else.”
The hedgehog remained a few seconds after Hutch’s image blanked, and then it, too, was gone, replaced by the Academy logo.
All those spines. Like stalagmites. But with flat tips. “What is it?” asked Winnie. “Do they have any idea?”
“You heard as much as I did,” said Jack.
Kellie looked thoughtful. “I’ll tell you what it might be,” she said. “It looks designed to attract the clouds. Maybe somebody’s been using them to get rid of the damn things. A cloud shows up and you give it a whatzis to chase.”