“How long does it take?”
“Objective time, only a fraction of a second. Subjectively, of course, well, you tell us. Ready?”
“Sure. Give me a one, two, three, all right?”
“I’ll do one, two, three, and then flip it like four. OK?”
“Yeah yeah. Do it.”
“One. Two. Three.”
“Ah… aaah. Oh.”
“Give it a few seconds. Just relax. It’s pretty strong.”
“You didn’t… how could this… I…”
“It’s all right to cry. Don’t worry. First time, most people do.”
“I was just… She’s just… I was a woman.”
“Fifty-fifty chance.”
“I never knew how it felt to… This should be illegal.”
“Technically, it falls under the same laws as the Dreamer, so, you know, not for children and all that.”
“I don’t know if I’d ever want to use it again. It’s so strong.”
“Give yourself a few days to sort it out, and you’ll want it. You know you will.”
“Yes. No, don’t try to push any paperwork on me right now, I’m not an idiot. I’m not signing anything while my head’s so…but…tomorrow. Come back tomorrow. Let me sleep on it.”
“Of course. We couldn’t ask for anything more than that.”
“Have you shown this to anyone else?”
“You’re the biggest and the best. We came to you first.”
“We’re talking exclusive, right?”
“Well, as exclusive as our patents allow.”
“What do you mean?”
“We’ve patented every method we’ve thought of, but we think there are a lot of ways to record in slantspace. In fact, the real trouble is, the hardest thing is to design a record that doesn’t bend space on the other side. I mean, people’s heads won’t go through the recording field if the recorder itself is visible in their space! What I’m saying is, we’ll be exclusive until somebody finds another way to do it without infringing our patent. That’ll take years, of course, but…”
“How many years?”
“No faster than three, and probably longer. And we can tie them up in court longer still.”
“Look at me, I’m still shaking. Can you play me the same memory?”
“We could build a machine that would do that, but you won’t want to. The first time with each one is the best. Doing the same person twice can leave you a little…confused.”
“Bring me the paperwork tomorrow for an exclusive for five years. We’ll launch with enough product to drop that price point from the start.”
It took a month for the members of Kotoshi to assemble. Only a few decided not to go, and they took a vow of silence to protect those who were leaving They gathered at the southern tip of Manhattan, in the parlor of Moshe’s house. They had no belongings with them.
“It’s one of the unfortunate side effects of the technology we use,” Moshe explained. “Nothing that is not organically connected to your bodies can make the transition to the new slant. As when you were born, you will be naked when you arrive. That’s why wholesale colonization using this technology is impractical—no tools. Nor can you transfer any kind of wealth or art. You come empty-handed.”
“Is it cold there?”
“The climate is different,” said Moshe. “You’ll arrive on the southern tip of Manhattan, and it will be winter, but there are no glaciers closer than Greenland. Anyway, you’ll arrive indoors. I live in this house and use it for transition because there is a coterminous room in the other angle. Nothing to fret about.”
Hakira looked for the technology that would transfer them. Moshe had spoken of this room. Perhaps it was much larger than bender technology, and had been embedded in the walls of the room.
Yet if they could not bring anything with them that wasn’t part of their bodies, Moshe’s people must have built their machinery here instead of importing it. Yet if they hadn’t brought wealth, how had Moshe obtained the money to buy this house, let alone manufacture their slant-changing machinery? Interesting puzzles.
Of course, there were two obvious solutions. The first would be a disappointment, but it was the most predictable—that it was all fakery and Moshe would try to abscond with their money without having taken them anywhere at all. There was always the danger that part of the scam was killing those who were supposed to be transported so that there’d be no one left to complain. Foreseeing that, Hakira and the others were alert and prepared.
The other possibility, though, was the one that made Hakira’s spine tingle. Theoretically, since slant-shifting had first been discovered as a natural function of the human brain, there was always the chance of non-mechanical transfer between angles. One of the main objections to this idea had always been that if it were possible, all the worlds should be getting constant visits from any that had learned how to transfer by mental power alone. The common answer to that was, How do you know they aren’t constantly visiting? Some even speculated that sightings of ghosts might well be of people coming or going. But Moshe’s warning about arriving nude would explain quite nicely why there hadn’t been more visits. It’s hard to be subtle about being nude in most human cultures.
“Do any of you,” asked Moshe, “have any embedded metal or plastic in your bodies? This includes fillings in your teeth, but would also include metal plates or silicon joint replacements, heart pacemakers, non-tissue breast implants, and, of course, eyeglasses. I can assure you that as quickly as possible, all these items will be replaced, except for pacemakers, of course, if you have a pacemaker you’re simply not going.”
“What happens if we do have some kind of implant?” asked one of the men.
“Nothing painful. No wound. It simply doesn’t go with you. It remains here. The effect on you is as if it simply disappeared. And, of course, the objects would remain here, hanging in the air, and then fall to the ground—or the chair, since most of you will be sitting. But to tell the truth, that’s the least of my problems—part of your fee goes to cleaning up this room, since the contents of your bowels also remain behind.”
Several people grimaced.
“As I said, you’ll never notice, except you might feel a bit lighter and more vigorous. It’s like having the perfect enema. And, no matter how nervous you are, you won’t need to urinate for some time. Well now, are we ready? Anyone want to step outside after all?”
No one left.
“Well, this couldn’t be simpler. You must join hands, bare hands, skin to skin. Connect tightly, the whole circle, no one left out.”
Hakira couldn’t help but chuckle.
“Hakira is laughing,” said Moshe, “because he mockingly suggested that maybe our method of transfer was some kind of mumbo jumbo involving all joining hands. Well, he was right. Only this happens to be mumbo jumbo that works.”
We’ll see, won’t we? thought Hakira.
In moments, all their hands were joined.
“Hold your hands up, so I can see,” said Moshe. “Good, good. All right. Absolute silence, please.”
“A moment first,” said Hakira. To the others, he said softly, “Nippon, this year.”
With fierce smiles or no expression at all, the others murmured in reply, “Fujiyama kotoshi.”
It was done. Hakira turned to Moshe and nodded.
They bowed their heads and made no sound, beyond the unavoidable sound of breathing. And an occasional sniffle—they had just come in from the cold.
One man coughed. Several people glared at him. Others simply closed their eyes, meditating their way to silence.
Hakira never took his eyes from Moshe, watching for some kind of signal to a hidden confederate, or perhaps for him to activate some machinery that might fill the room with poison gas. But… nothing.