Chapter Twenty-three
At 10:47 that morning Booth Stallings was almost halfway to the island of Corregidor when one of the hydrofoil’s two engines failed and the pilot immediately switched off the other one. The Filipino crew, Booth Stallings and nearly three dozen other passengers, including 24 young Japanese naval aviators in immaculate white uniforms, began drifting with the tide in Manila Bay.
One of the aviators and Stallings had been carrying on a kind of conversation, almost shouting to make themselves heard above the engines’ scream. The young aviator’s English was rudimentary but he seemed determined to make his point, which was that the United States was most fortunate to be led in these times of grave international peril by the greatest President in its history. When Stallings replied that the President certainly had an unusual grasp of history, the young aviator had nodded his solemn agreement.
They drifted only a few minutes before a twin hydrofoil came alongside and the two Filipino crews held a quick conference. Since the Japanese Navy was a steady repeat customer, it was decided that the aviators would be transferred to the other hydrofoil and ferried on to Corregidor. The remaining dozen or so passengers would remain aboard the disabled craft, which would limp back to port (Do hydrofoils limp? Stallings wondered) where all fares would be cheerfully refunded.
The announcement was met with resignation by all of the seasoned tourists except a gray-haired American who immediately did a rain dance around the bemused Filipino crew, accusing it of incompetence, favoritism and, most of all, ingratitude. The Filipino crew members, ever polite, nodded in agreement and sniggered behind their hands.
When the hydrofoil docked at Manila, the neatly bundled cash refunds were ready. The irate American insisted on counting his twice while Stallings waited in line behind him. Instead of counting his own refund, Stallings simply folded it once and stuck it in a pants pocket.
“Probably clipped you for a hundred pesos,” the gray-haired American said.
“Think so?”
“Damnedest thing I ever saw,” the American said. “We turn Corregidor into a goddamn shrine and just one hell of a big tourist draw and who do they give priority to? The fucking Japs, that’s who — the same fuckers who flattened it during the war.”
“Grandsons of the fuckers probably,” Stallings said.
“Same thing. Where you headed?”
“Manila Hotel.”
“Me too. Wanta share a cab?”
Stallings agreed and they were nearly halfway to the street before he stopped and turned to examine the American carefully. “What if I’d said no?”
The American gave him a small tight grin. “Then I’d just have to look you up later, Mr. Stallings.”
They went to the nearest air-conditioned bar instead of the Manila Hotel. It was a gamey waterfront place called the Shoreleave that featured the usual teenage bar girls and some extremely loud hard rock. When one of the bar girls swayed over to see whether they wanted company, the gray-haired American told her to fuck off and have somebody bring them two bottles of San Miguel but no glasses.
“Might catch AIDS from the glasses,” the American explained to Stallings. “All these bimbos like it up the rear, you know. Birth control, Filipino style.”
“What’s your name today?” Stallings asked.
“Weaver P. Jordan.”
Stallings nodded, as though confirming some dark suspicion. “A real spook name.”
Jordan smiled his small tight smile and said, “What’s a spook?”
The beer came then and Jordan used his palm to wipe off the mouth of his bottle. Stallings didn’t. After Jordan drank a third of the beer he put the bottle down and leaned across the table on bare forearms that had too much meat and too little hair.
The hair on his head, by contrast, was long, thick and gleaming gray. Beneath it was the still undefined face of a grumpy baby with wet diapers and a broken rattle. The cheeks were fat and round and the mouth was small, pink and wet. It was a face, Stallings thought, that in a few years would collapse in upon itself like some leftover party balloon.
“I’m with the Embassy,” Weaver Jordan said, trying without success to keep his tone confidential and still make himself heard over the hard rock’s din.
“Whose embassy?”
“Who the fuck’s d’you think?” Jordan snapped, reached into his shirt pocket, palmed something and pushed it across the table. When Jordan’s hand lifted, Stallings picked up an ID card encased in laminated plastic. The card claimed Weaver P. Jordan III was an employee of the United States Department of State and should be accorded all the rights and privileges attendant thereto. It also claimed he was 5’10½”, weighed 178 lbs., and had been born 43 years ago in Indiana, although the exact place of his birth was left unspecified.
Stallings dealt Jordan back his ID card. It was snatched up and stuck back into the shirt pocket. “What d’you do for the Embassy, Weaver?”
“I’m with the cultural attaché’s office.”
“I should’ve guessed,” Stallings said.
Jordan drank another third of his beer and then leaned toward Stallings, again trying without success for a confidential tone. “I’ve got a message for you.”
“Who from?”
“Your son-in-law.”
“Which one? I have two.”
“Secretary Hineline,” Jordan said and paused for dramatic effect. “A three-word message.”
“Well, I guess three’re about all Neal could manage.”
“The three words are,” Jordan said, “‘Cease and desist.’” He leaned back, again wearing the small tight smile that displayed no teeth.
Stallings nodded, as if digesting the message. Then a thought seemed to strike him. “Could I send him a reply through you folks at the Embassy?”
“Yeah. I guess so. Why not?”
“Three words,” Stallings said. “Four, if you count my name.”
Jordan took a small notebook from his hip pocket and a ballpoint pen from the pocket of his shirt. With notebook open and pen poised, he again nodded at Stallings.
“The message is,” Stallings said, speaking at slow dictation speed, “‘Get stuffed, Love, Dad.’”
Jordan slowly put his pen down and watched, small pink mouth slightly open, as Booth Stallings rose and headed for the Shoreleave’s front exit, pausing only long enough to hand a 100-peso note to the bar girl Weaver P. Jordan had told to fuck off.
At the crowded Philippine Airlines office in the Inter-Continental Hotel, Booth Stallings took a number and found a seat among 41 other prospective passengers. One hour and nine minutes later his number was called. He asked the reservations clerk how soon he could get a seat on a flight to Cebu and was told he could fly out at 4 P.M. Handing the clerk his American Express card and passport, Stallings told her that would do nicely.
Artie Wu received the call from Booth Stallings at 1:39 that afternoon and by 2:14 P.M. he and Quincy Durant were up in Stallings’ room at the Manila Hotel, packing the Lew Ritter clothes and surprisingly few personal articles into the old buffalo Gladstone.
The last item was a book that Durant glanced through.
“What’s he reading?” Wu asked.
“Auden,” Durant said. “Early Auden.”
He passed the book to Wu who placed it in the bag and zipped it closed. A knock at the room’s door made them look at each other.
“A bad-news knock, if ever I heard one,” Wu said.
Durant went to the door and opened it. There were two of them in the corridor, one behind the other, both wearing a “Made in the U.S.A.” look. The one nearer the door was in his thirties and rather elegant, which Durant automatically assumed to be some kind of disguise. The number two man, Weaver P. Jordan, afforded no elegance at all.