He watched her calm, even smile at his jest, regain her bearings. He said then, "Come in and sit down."
She did, saying nothing more. She eased down in the leather chair across from the big mahogany desk.
He sat on the edge of his desk and swung his leg, content to watch her for a few moments. She was really quite upset.
"All right, tell me what happened before you spit nails on my carpet."
"Nothing, dammit."
He very nearly laughed. "You, the vicar's daughter, shouldn't tell lies, Meggie. You probably shouldn't curse either. Something bad is bound to happen, like your tongue might rot off."
"Why would you care? What is my tongue to you?" The instant the words were out of her mouth, she remembered all too well that kiss in Martins' barn. "Never mind, don't you dare say anything. All that tongue business was very improper. I am so angry, Thomas, I could kick something."
"That moldering old hassock is at your disposal."
Meggie leapt to her feet, gave the hassock a hard kick, so hard she nearly knocked herself backward. She turned and smiled at him. "Thank you."
"A person should never allow ire to build to high levels. It clogs the body's pathways and leads many times to bad things, such as cursing."
"Blessed hell, surely that is nonsense."
"Oh no. I once knew a man who worried all the time, even worried when he discovered that his watch was several minutes slow and how many people he'd offended by being late. He never said much, just walked about with a frown on his face and bucketfuls of worry in his heart. Finally, one day when he was worrying about how his hog would ever find enough mud to wallow in since there hadn't been much rain, he just fell over dead, his pathways all clogged. So the moral to this tale is to spit it out when you're upset about something and kick something. Now, would you like a bit of brandy?"
"Brandy? Goodness, I haven't tasted brandy since Leo, Max, and I once stole Papa's bottle, hid behind one of the big tombstones in the cemetery, and drank it empty. All three of us were vilely sick. Papa, as I remember, didn't give us a hiding, just said that we now knew firsthand what stupidity tasted like."
Thomas laughed. "A taste does not stupidity make."
"Who said that?"
"Some long ago brilliant fellow."
"You're lying, but all right, I will try my first taste of brandy as a grown-up person."
He poured her a bit and himself a bit more. He clicked his snifter to hers. "Here's to the demise of the obnoxious person who made you angry enough to spit."
She choked, spewing the mouthful of brandy all over the front of his white shirt. She dropped the snifter, and stared at the darkening stain on that pristine white shirt. "Oh no, I don't believe I did that. This is awful, just look at that stain. It's such a beautiful shirt and I've ruined it. I spit on you. I've never done that before. I'm so sorry, Thomas."
He set down his own snifter and took her hands between his. "It's all right. It's just a shirt. No, Meggie, please don't try to suck it clean like little Rory tried to do to your skirt that morning at the church." She looked as if she would burst into tears and laughter, both at the same time.
He didn't think, just leaned down and kissed her. He tasted brandy and that sweet scent of her that had tantalized him when he'd kissed her before, a scent he'd never before tasted on another woman.
He touched his tongue to her mouth, urging hers to open, and she did, just a bit. When he eased his tongue into her mouth, she jumped, pushed away from him, backed up three fast steps, tripped over the hassock she'd kicked and landed on her bottom not on the soft Axminster carpet, but onto the oak floor.
"Meggie! Are you all right?"
She blinked up at him. "I think I've jarred my innards," she said, "but nothing that will kill me."
"Your bottom is well padded. Your innards should be safe."
She shook her head, came up to her knees, and stayed there a moment, looking fixedly into the comer of the estate room.
"Why did you jump away from me?"
"This time I just happened to leave my mouth open and you slid in your tongue. It's very strange, well-very personal-you know what I mean?"
"If you will just hold still and give it a chance, just maybe you will like it. Meggie, why are you staring off across the room?"
"There's a dead mouse in the corner."
He laughed, the latest laugh in the long line of laughs that had come from deep within him since he'd come here and met this woman. He said, "That must mean that Tansie was making another quilt rather than cleaning properly. I will tell Morgana and she will either forbid Tansie potato sticks or have her go eat mushrooms in the forest."
Meggie laughed. She just couldn't help it. "I do wish you would stop that."
"Stop what? Making you forget that you want to be angry and miserable and that your bottom hurts?"
"Yes, all of that" She sighed and pulled herself up. He watched her rub her bottom, even as she chewed on her bottom lip and stared at one of his shirt buttons.
"The brandy has already stained your lovely shirt. I am so sorry. If anyone sees you they will believe you a drunkard. I will have to defend you, but alas, here is your shirt as a silent witness, and thus no one will believe me. So, may I take it back to Mrs. Priddle? She can remove any stain in Christendom."
"If it means that much to you, and to save my reputation," he said, and begun to unfasten his shirt.
Meggie grabbed his hands. "You can't do that! What is wrong with you? You can't take off your clothes in your estate room, particularly since I'm standing right in front of you. My father is the damned vicar!"
And he doubled over with laughter, and the feel of that laughter was deep and full and he was growing quite used to it. He said, knowing he shouldn't, knew it was too soon, but unable to prevent the words from bursting out of his mouth, "Meggie, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"
Meggie gaped at him. He wanted her to marry him? This was quite the strangest day-kicking a hassock, falling on her rump, and a marriage proposal. And then Meggie thought of Jeremy, thought of kicking him off the back of his prized Arabian stud, perhaps even kicking him off the edge of the earth. At least Jeremy had taught her a very important lesson. Ignorance of a man's opinions could bring a woman low. She said, "I'm sorry, Thomas, but before I give this consideration I must question you first."
"Question me? Oh, I see. No, Meggie, I'm not a wife beater. I would never strike a woman."
"Neither is Jeremy and neither would he."
Naturally he knew exactly who this Jeremy was, and he felt cold all the way to his toes as he said mildly, "This is your almost dratted cousin?"
"Yes, he is visiting. I wanted to smack him silly last night."
"Ah, so he's the one who caused your ire to rise to dangerous levels. He's the one responsible for making you boot the stuffing in my hassock?"
"He's the one. He's also a man. I couldn't believe what came out of his mouth, Thomas, and he's only been married six months or so. I know my father isn't at all like that, but I just don't know about you, and so I must ask you. You see, if I married you and you turned into Jeremy, then I would have to shoot you. A vicar's daughter isn't allowed to do things like that."
"I understand perfectly. Ask away."
"Do you believe women are stupid?"
"No more stupid than men."
"I personally believe we are far less stupid than men. I came to this belief quite objectively after raising Max and Leo. All right, so you claim to be even-handed. Now, do you believe it is a husband's right to tell his wife she may not ride her mare when she becomes with child?"
He could but stare at her, her voice so very serious, so intense, and he remembered the anger that made her face red to her eyebrows. He said slowly, "If I had a wife and she was carrying a child, why then I would trust that she had the good sense not to do anything to endanger either herself or the babe. I would not want a wife who is a twit. I would not want a wife who needed instruction on something as obvious as that."