"Status?" Got me again. Another blindsider.
Of course. Do you accept as absolute and literal their expectation of total oblivion if they are driven from the Dream Quarter?
"Pretty much. They were real intense about it. You're right, though. They could set up in a storefront somewhere. Plenty of crackpot outfits do."
And there you have it. If you are not established in the Dream Quarter, yours is not a serious religion. You are a focus for lunacy. A bad joke. Even if you have a hundred times the followers of a respectable cult.
"But that would win you a place in the Dream Quarter."
True. Although you would carry a stigma for generations. Like new money amidst old. You see my point?
"Theirs, too. You got only a couple, three followers left and you get the old eviction notice, then you try to set up shop in an abandoned sausage cookery, your followers maybe won't show up for services anymore. Too embarrassing. They might sign on with some other crew who knew the right people and worshipped in the right place. So maybe you are dead if you're out. It's just not sudden."
They might see it that way.
"So suggest me a plan. Sit tight?"
I am applying some thought to the matter. I feel it is unlikely that the pantheons remain ignorant of your whereabouts, despite our precautions. It remains to be seen if they will accept inactivity—especially once someone realizes that you are the key.
"You think they will?"
I reasoned it out easily enough. They are less able, constitutionally, to consider a mortal closely, but eventually it will occur to someone that you entered that temple as though there was no seal upon it.
"Could have been No-Neck. He was with me."
No doubt he will pay for that.
"He deserves a warning."
He does. I will see to it. He seemed to mull something over. I let him ferment. Events could become exciting, I fear, once that conclusion is reached. Particularly if one of the Godoroth reaches it first.
"Huh? You want to explain?"
He was in a mood. His usual response would be to tell me to work it out for myself. You suggested that Lang had eyewitness knowledge of your visit with the Godoroth. I suggest we seriously entertain the possibility that, in fact, he did hear from an eyewitness.
"You think one of the Godoroth is a traitor?" There was a boggler. Not that treachery isn't a favorite divine sport inside any given pantheon.
And perhaps the other way as well. During your encounter with Magodor there were hints. In fact, you were, apparently, intercepted on your way to a rendezvous with the Shayir, though there is no mention of any Adeth amongst them, according to Linda Lee.
"The more you complicate this the worse it smells. It could get real nasty."
Indeed it could. That is why I have devoted such a great store of energy to ferreting out potential twists before we find ourselves caught in the claws of an unexpected turnaround.
Although he was probably blowing smoke and wasn't really doing anything, it was refreshing to hear him claim that he was.
"Sit tight?" I asked again.
Sit tight. And keep your hands off that rope.
"I'd say something about grandmas and egg-sucking, but it would fly right over your head."
Like a child who cannot focus its attention long, you require frequent reminders. It is inevitable that some will be superfluous or redundant.
Was that a put-down?
Yes. It was. He was in full command of his powers, which meant there would be no getting any last word.
I jerked my hand away from my waist. That rope was damned seductive. It was hard not to fiddle with its ends.
A pity that we cannot interview the Cat person. She might be a sizable gap in these gods' wall of secrecy. It is possible she is knowledgeable but unable to protect her knowledge.
"Guess I should have turned on the Garrett charm and sweet-talked her right on home here. Eh?" His opinion of my ability to cope with women has no connection with reality.
He responded with an unfocused mental sneer.
I countered with another grumble about him spending my hard-earned, then retreated to my office.
32
When the going gets tough the tough guy takes his problems to Eleanor. "What do you think, Darling?" Hell, Eleanor might be more use than the Dead Man.
She was all the way Over There.
Eleanor is the central feature of a painting of a frightened woman fleeing a dark mansion. Shadows of evil tower behind her, suggestions of wickedness hunting. The painter had a great talent and incredible power. Once his painting had been possessed by a dread, drear magic, but most of that had leaked away.
Eleanor had been a key player in an old case. I had fallen for her, only to learn that she had gotten herself murdered while I was still wearing diapers.
It isn't often the victim helps solve her murder, then breaks a guy's heart when she's done.
It had been a strange case.
It had been a strange relationship, doomed from the start, only I hadn't known until the end. The painting, which I seized from her killer, and some memories are all I have left.
When I have a problem that cuts deep or just tangles my brain I talk it over with Eleanor. That seems to help.
The Dead Man doesn't have any soul. Not the way Eleanor does.
For an instant she seemed thoughtful, seemed to have a remark poised right behind her parted lips.
Take charge. Start acting instead of reacting.
"Right, Honey. Absodamnlutely. But clue me. How do I grab Imar—or good old Lang—by the gilhoolies while I kick his butt till he starts talking? Tell me. I'll strut out that front door with my ass-kicking boots on." Which was the crux, the heart, the soul of my problem. And ain't it always, when mortals deal with the gods? Almost by definition, Joe Human has no leverage.
Dean appeared. He carried a big platter of stew. He set that in front of me while he frowned at Eleanor. Me talking to her makes him uncomfortable. There is enough residual sorcery in the painting to set his skin crawling.
"I saw Miss Maya while I was doing our marketing last evening."
That explained why there was food in the house. He had wasted no time. I don't like stew much, and his latest effort didn't look even a little appetizing but it smelled tempting. I dug in and discovered the stew tasted way better than it looked. It was lamb. We hadn't had lamb for a long time.
Dean has his weaknesses, but bad cooking isn't among them. "That's amazing, Dean."
"Mr. Garrett?"
"I can wander all over town for months and never once run into Maya or Tinnie. I live here, but I never see either one of them come to the door. But let me take a walk around the block, when I get back I hear all about how Miss Tinnie or Miss Maya was around and I get all the latest news from their lives. How does that work, Dean? Do you hang out some kind of sign to let them know the ogre isn't in his cave?"
Dean was both taken aback and baffled. I had lost him several sarcastic snaps earlier. "I'm sure I don't know, sir." He looked like he thought his feelings ought to be hurt, but he wasn't quite sure why.
"Don't mind me, Dean. I'm not in one of my better moods."
"Really? I hadn't noticed."
"All right. All right. The stew is better than ever. You didn't think to order a fresh keg, did you?"