“Fred,” said a man to my left, “mind if we tag along? We’re doing a piece on Miss Pratt’s show.”
“That’s up to Miss Pratt,” said Umlah.
“Feel free,” I said. But I was wondering how I was going to plow through the whole exhibition without revealing my blindness. So far, I had been lucky; but my pictures baffled me, and might betray me. I could not see them.
Umlah said, “I’d like you to meet Iris Clinch and Dick Shuggery. Reporters.”
“Critics, actually,” said Iris. “We’re Time-Life. Life’s giving you a spread. We’re going to use a whole raft of your pictures.”
“First I heard of it,” I said.
“Aren’t you pleased?”
“Tickled pink,” I said. “But there’s a little question of copyright.”
“We’ll come to some agreement,” said Shuggery, his voice all Crisco with confidence.
“Hold on — I don’t do any horse-trading where my pictures are concerned. I call the shots around here, get it? If you don’t see things my way”—which was ironic, because I couldn’t see a blessed thing—“the deal’s off.”
Iris stiffened, probably thinking: The avaricious little so-and-so, ain’t she ever going to be satisfied? Life’s giving her a spread!
She said, “We were hoping to buy some outright.”
“You going into business?” I said. “Out of the question. You can buy these prints — hang them up and admire them, hide the cracks on your walls. But I keep the negatives and all reproduction rights. I’ve got to look after my interests, toots.”
“You mean we can’t use them?”
“Sure, on a one-time basis, for a fee, if you dig deep enough. But let’s leave the dickering for later. We’ve got to get on with this pricing.”
“Suit yourself,” she said.
Shuggery said, “It’s a truly amazing show. Something scandalous and at the same time very artistic. It’s an unbeatable combination — genius vindicating the almost unlawful. The virtuosity in the outdoor shots, all those prehistoric swamps and dead trees, and the total aridity and nakedness of that banquet, sort of stylized savagery—”
“Shall we say a hundred dollars for this porch scene?” said Umlah.
“Fine,” I said.
“In a sense,” said Iris. “But — correct me if I’m wrong — there’s something deeply European about them, old world and, oh, pagan. I’m talking about intensity, I guess — it’s rare in American photography, which is so preoccupied with space, no naively naturalistic. But your landscapes have a terrific indoor quality — I mean, that foliage looks like parlor drapes and hunks of furniture and you’ve sort of hidden the people, haven’t you? And, as Dick said, the banquet is breathtaking and, well, it’s Roman — you’ve got a beautiful little grudge there. Maybe it’s because I’m devoted to Brassai, but I never thought we could produce the same thing, the decadent skin-tones, the effect of squalid pleasure. Let’s face it, Florida’s not France — we can’t match their old-fashioned rituals, but your photographs pass the hardest test of art—”
“Sixty?” said Umlah, moving along.
“All right by me,” I said.
“—I mean, the toughest criterion. They’re news! Dick and I think they’re intimations of war.”
“And sixty there,” said Umlah, “and another sixty and a pair of hundreds.”
“Slap on the tags,” I said.
Shuggery sidled up to me. “Walker Evans was here the other day—the Walker Evans. Know what he said? Tell her, Iris.”
Iris said, “You.”
“He said, ‘These are classics. I don’t care who took them or how it happened, but this is art — it is experience. This photographer has broken the code and instead of simplifying it has translated the message into the calligraphy of art. Shapes, and beneath the shapes an intelligent pattern, and beneath that, flesh and blood — and behind it all, truth. It is pictorial language, the mirror we all have to pass through to see the world as it is. I will walk out of here a different man. Everyone who sees this will be affected. It is the highest art — the kind that changes your life. Nothing will look the same after this — the world will have a light in it that wasn’t there before. A light, and of course a shadow. It helps me to understand religious art, it makes me want to get down on my knees.’ That’s what he said. Walker Evans.”
Music to my ears, exactly what I had intended, if a bit florid in the retelling. But all I said was, “Sounds to me like he was having an art attack.”
Umlah said, “A hundred apiece for these four?”
“You bet.” And to Shuggery: “I think Walker was pulling your leg.”
“She thinks Walker was pulling my leg,” he said.
“All those arts. Arts and flowers. Art strings. Art and soul. Bleeding art. He gave you the business. The world’s the same, more or less,” I said. “Ain’t it? Besides, Walker Evans is employed by the Farm Security Administration, They pay him to say things like that.”
Umlah said, “From here to the fire alarm on that wall, all sixties.”
“You’re the boss,” I said. I heard him hungrily licking the labels and I thought: I’ll never take another picture in this condition — it’s money in the bank.
“They’re as timeless as paintings,” said Iris. “That’s what he was really saying.”
“Shit and derision,” I said. “That’s a silly comparison. People are always saying that, but what’s so great about paintings? Paintings look so confounded wet to me, as if you’d get sticky stuff on your fingers if you touched them — ketchup, axle grease, marmalade and jam. I’m not talking about your Van Goghs and your Rembrandts, though some of those Van Goghs drip like crazy and I’ve seen Rembrandts that look like melted cheese on burned toast. But this modern junk! Rotting candy, discombobulated people, Cubists with rulers! They’re decorations, aren’t they? They’re supposed to match the color scheme in your breakfast nook. Don’t talk to me about Steichen — I know he’s a painter, too, but if his house caught fire you can bet your bottom dollar he’d come rushing out with an armload of his own negatives. Look, paintings are for museums — museums are just churches, all that tiptoeing around, everyone whispering. Or the decoration angle—‘Let’s brighten up that corner with a nice blue Winslow Homer’—that sort of thing.”
“Who’s pulling whose leg now?” said Shuggery.
“Get off the bucket, I’m serious,” I said. “Oh, sure, museums are harmless enough if you happen to admire that kind of taxidermy, but if anyone put my photographs in a museum I’d shoot myself. You call these decorations? Like hell. You can roll them up, wrap fish in them, put them in your pocket, lay them out flat, then dive in and paddle around. Don’t let me catch you admiring them — you don’t admire blizzards or swamps or circuses, do you? Or that jaybird on the trapeze? They move too much for you to sit there and gawk at them. I could barely get clothespins on them they were leaping around so much! This here ain’t art, it’s life. Hey, them are windows!”
Someone — Iris perhaps — was writing all this down. I could hear the pen nib scratching and sputtering on the pad.
“—and a hundred and a hundred and a hundred,” said Umlah, who was far enough ahead not to hear my impromptu lecture. “Nearly done.”
“Do you have any idea of the impact these pictures have made?” said Iris.