Conxa mentally put the final touches on the idea. It didn’t alarm her in the slightest. She found it eccentric and quite chic. And since she found her husband disgusting, this could not be any worse.
She had read novels that told of similar permutations; in Paris, in the great world of the disabused, such practices were an everyday thing. The fact is, if “that” was what her husband was, and she had already suspected it — in fact, she had been certain of it, for quite a while now — Conxa was much less concerned about it than her husband had been.
When the time came to go to bed, everything happened as if by design. The couple was given the best room at the inn and the chauffeur was to sleep two doors down. Antoni and Conxa left the door ajar. She began to undress, as did her husband. The chauffeur was whistling softly. In a state of exceptional excitement, his voice trembling, Antoni Mates called for the young man. He responded pleasantly, as always. Antoni Mates ordered him to come and the poor boy responded that he was about to get into bed. “It doesn’t matter, come right away,” Antoni Mates responded, his voice more and more subhuman. The chauffeur pulled on his pants and stopped in the doorway. “Come in,” said Antoni Mates. Distraught, the boy went in. He was barefoot, wearing pants and a sleeveless undershirt. Conxa was lying almost naked on the bed. Antoni Mates took the chauffeur by the arm; the boy didn’t understand; his head was spinning. But he didn’t protest. Stupidly, he let himself be swallowed up by the same wave, and the three of them fell onto the bed.
From that time on, Antoni Mates was a happy man. Conxa tolerated, and even enjoyed, the absurd combination. The chauffeur, a bit horrified, soon understood, however, that this was a gold mine, and that it was in his interest to be discreet.
Their idyll lasted four years. During this time Antoni Mates became a sweeter man, more religious and more reactionary than ever. It was at this point that the couple began to give off that air of perfect unity, and husband and wife were joined like Siamese twins. The chauffeur lived like a prince. He exploited his masters and sang the praises of his position. He told his buddies that el Senyor Mates — the title of Baró had not yet been conferred on him — treated him like a son, and that his wife was the loveliest woman in Barcelona. And he said it all with a wink and an air suggesting that something or other might be going on between him and the lady.
The boy was careful not to compromise himself or anyone else. But four years, in he was beginning to feel not only disgusted but in truth even a bit sick.
Antoni Mates planned little trips and arranged things so that no one could suspect a thing. Blinded by his obsession, it would have been easy for him to be careless. But no one, absolutely no one, caught on.
The chauffeur’s condition alarmed his masters. One day the poor boy vomited blood, and within four weeks he was in the cemetery.
A few days before the seizure that did Antoni Mates’s chauffeur in, he had got together with a few other boys his age in a bar on Carrer d’Aribau. This usually happened on Saturday, and this was when he would usually boast of the marvels of his post. But that night, perhaps having drunk more than usual, or perhaps in a bad mood that presaged his imminent death, the boy, who was already quite ill, sang a little more than usual. He didn’t tell the whole story, but he got very close. His friends didn’t pay him much mind. They supposed it was a joke or a lie his drunken imagination had come up with. At the next table sat a shabby, gray and insignificant little man, who opened his ears as far as they would go. That little man was up on a great many things that went on in Barcelona. That night in the bar on Carrer d’Aribau, the only thing that mattered to him was to catch a name that he didn’t know. He wanted the chauffeur to sing a name, and when he did, the man needed to hear no more. What the other fellows took to be a joke or a lie was an incredibly valuable revelation for the little gray man.
The reader will remember that when we spoke of Dorotea Palau’s beginnings, we noted that in the days when she worked at Leocàdia’s house, she used to be accompanied by a young man, a little older than she, whom Dorotea introduced as her brother. The little gray man who was listening in on the conversation of the chauffeur and his friends in the bar on Carrer d’Aribau was the very same young man who used to accompany Dorotea Palau twenty years earlier to the house of the Lloberolas.
It wasn’t true that they were brother and sister. They had only a vague, distant kinship. The boy had grown up in the creepy, servile atmosphere of a cabaret, doing the duties of a servant and, to some extent, of a go-between. He was sickly, puny, and, according to the other service staff, totally impotent. Polite and accommodating to a fault, the useful little snoop inspired a particular sort of repugnance. He had been getting by without any particular success when he happened upon the conversation with the Mates’s chauffeur. At that point, he had been working as a night porter for quite a few years at one of the most popular and comfortable meublés of Barcelona.
The man’s name was Pere Ranalies, but he was known by his peers as “The Monk.” Perhaps they came up with this name out of sarcasm, because no one had ever seen him with a woman. Pere Ranalies seemed to function with the cold, bitter head of a bar cat, the kind that, as if it were not enough to have been spayed, are only allowed to polish off the herring bones even the wagoners refuse to eat. Pere Ranalies had done great service to his relative Dorotea Palau, when she was a young woman with no connections and just muddling through between needlework and the labors of love. The Monk took particular pleasure in following both Doro tea’s prostitution and that of others in which he had had a hand, unfailingly playing a despicable role. When Dorotea went to Paris, they had a falling-out that lasted years. On her return, they made peace, but the dressmaker was starting to feel her oats and she found conversation with her relative a bit repulsive. Still, she would tolerate him in certain places and at certain times of day, when the man’s presence wouldn’t jeopardize her, and Dorotea could squeeze out a little business and Pere Ranalies could pick up a good commission.
The Monk had gathered a considerable archive on the private life of Barcelona. He was on to the scandals and pecadilloes of many important gentlemen and no few notable ladies. His position in the meublé was one of utmost confidence. Everyone knew that his obligation was to keep silent and never lose his composure. The couples who were entrusted to him when they came for a room looked at him with the same serenity with which a murderer looks at a dog as he commits the crime, never doubting that the dog is mute and ignorant of the judge’s address. Ranalies did not discharge his duties with the indifference of one who is simply making a living and doesn’t care one way or another. He deposited in his woeful office all the sick voluptuosity of his impotence. He was a connoisseur of erotic slander but kept it all to himself. He enjoyed it in secret, and only used it for the sake of business. He became such a cold-blooded authority in this domain that certain gentlemen of Barcelona would seek him out to pull monstrous pranks. Ranalies, both on his own and in association with a cadre of adept middlewomen, found ways to supply what no one else could. The frigid heart of Pere Ranalies was the magical engineer of aberrations and deeds that defied belief, not precluding even the tenderest of morsels. He knew all the most rotten neighborhoods and slums by heart. He was the perfect cop, whose operations hinged on misery and the flesh of monsters. His silence, his honeyed smiles, and his acrobatic reverences had always been his salvation. The confessable part of his existence was that of an exemplary man of few means. He rented a room in a rooming house on Carrer de la Riereta in the heart of the Barri Xino and the landlady, who was a good woman, looked upon him as one of the family. He went to Mass every Sunday; he never got drunk. Thrifty and neat, he never caused a fuss. He was easygoing, his voice was unctuous with humility and veiled with resignation, and even in his speech he employed no interjections or bad words.