“And Reverend Endicott Lewes phoned our mothers,” Babe said.
Ash imitated Lucia. “‘Where did you get hold of such a terrible thing?’”
“I don’t see that Elvis was so terrible,” Dobbsie said.
“At the time he was considered a threat to the morals of the republic.” Ash giggled. “He was certainly a threat to mine.”
“Come on, you were only twelve,” Dobbsie said.
“I’d already had the curse.”
“Excuse me.”
“Mr. Lewes didn’t think we were ready to be confirmed into the Episcopal Church,” Babe said.
“Our mothers were terrified we’d have to become Methodists,” Ash said.
“You jest,” Dobbsie said.
“Our fathers had a talk with the bishop,” Ash said. “It cost an entire stained glass window in the Cathedral of Saint John the Divine to smooth the whole thing over.”
“And for six months,” Dobbsie said, “you both were punished by not being allowed to have dessert at Sunday supper at the Cosmopolitan Club.”
“How did you know?” Ash cried.
“I have sources,” Dobbsie said.
“Oh, I told you, I know I told you, you wrote it all down the way you’re writing it all down now.”
Babe observed Dobbsie’s hand, half-hidden by the tablecloth, writing on a small notepad on his lap.
“Babe, tell Dobbsie about sneaking off to Arthur Murray’s to learn the twist.”
“We sneaked off to Arthur Murray’s to—”
“And at my big sister Dina’s coming-out, Lancelot and Doonie Farquharson were so impressed with our wild dancing that they took us to the penthouse suite and ordered up martinis from the King Cole Room. And when we got back to the party Lester Lanin was playing “Good Night, Ladies” and everyone was convinced we’d gone all the way with the Farquharson boys right there in the Saint Regis!”
“I should hope to hell you had,” Dobbsie said.
Suddenly Ash seemed almost shy. “Oh, no one did that in those days. It was the fifties, after all.”
“Come on, Dina’s coming-out must have been in the sixties. Didn’t you two flower children at least star in a few freakouts or one or two love-ins?”
“It was the early sixties,” Babe said.
Ash, pink-faced and sparkling-eyed, was deep into her fourth glass of bubbly. “I was a virgin till I met Dunk, and Babe knew it.”
“And you knew I was a virgin,” Babe said.
Ash giggled again. “Till you met Dunk. No, we are not going into that, that is too sordid. And Dobbsie you will not publish it!” Ash reached under the table and grabbed Dobbsie’s pad. She frowned at it. “Shorthand—how did you learn that?”
Dobbsie gracefully lifted his pad out of Ash’s hand. “By studying.”
“Why do you know shorthand?” Babe asked.
“It makes my work a little easier.”
“Dobbsie writes books.” Ash cupped her hands around her mouth and pretended to whisper. “He wrote the book that Mrs. Banks wouldn’t. The book about your murder.”
The silence was dense and extraordinary until Dobbsie burst into a comfortable basso rumble of laughter. “Ash didn’t mean that the way it sounds.”
“Oh yes I did. Dobbsie is the only man in town who doesn’t call a spade a gardening implement. Murder it was and murder he called it. And Scottie didn’t have the guts to sue.”
Ash rose teeteringly from her seat.
“You two get to know one another. I have to go to the little girls’.”
Dobbsie watched her weave through the tables. “What a sensational woman. I’m absolutely in love with Ash. Pity she’s drinking so much.”
“Ash has always liked to get tiddly at lunch.”
“Tell me when she’s not tiddly. The only gal who comes back for seconds at Communion. Poor kid, the reconciliation’s just not going to work.”
Babe had a premonition she was about to hear something that was going to make her feel disloyal to Ash.
“Ash ran away from Silver Hill three times.” Dobbsie had lowered his voice. “She won’t admit she has a problem. Dunk’s really just enabling her. She’s got to hit her own bottom and admit the booze has got her licked. But she’s so chock-full of denial. Refuses to join the Fellowship.”
Fellowship, Babe sensed, had a capital F.
“I’m a member.” Dobbsie lifted his glass of Perrier and lime. “Not ashamed to admit it. Most sensible thing I ever did in my life. Haven’t touched a drop in eleven years, grace of God.”
“That’s admirable,” Babe said, feeling a compliment was desired. The minute she said it she had an odd sense that she had just turned a corner.
Very smoothly, Dobbsie leaned across the table until his face was only inches away from hers. “There’s a terrific meeting at Saint Bart’s. Yes, Saint Bart’s, where you two almost flunked Confirmation. Liz and Lee and Liza and Mary are regulars. I’ve tried to get Ash to come with me, but she says she can’t sit in a room with Bowery bums. As if it were a poor person’s disease. Twixt thee and me, half the Social Register has the same problem and you’ll find a hell of a lot of them in the Fellowship. The first step is, you’ve got to admit you’re powerless over the sauce and get spiritual. I’ve been trying to twelfth-step Ash for six years.”
“Ash can be contrary,” Babe said.
“I hope you don’t mind my being frank,” he said. “About her problem.”
“I think there are times when it’s appropriate to be frank.”
“Babe, you’re terrific. Just the way Ash described you. Now Ash said you want to know about Scottie’s trial.”
“I want to know what happened after they closed the courtroom and sealed the record.”
“I can give you a few facts and some gossip and some theories. Why don’t we get together and talk about it at my place, so I don’t have to lug my notes around town.”
He gave her his card. She looked at the address.
“But that’s the museum,” she said, surprised.
“It’s the museum plus Beaux Arts Tower. We’re going through a little notoriety these days—had a murder over Memorial Day weekend.”
Ash returned to the table. Her eyes were clear, bright, and calm, and she was walking a straight line. She settled smoothly into her chair. There was a curious smile on her face. She signaled the waiter for another bottle of Moët.
Dobbsie chatted about some Texans who were funding the Metropolitan Opera’s new Il Guarani and who were hooked on cocaine, and then he saw a woman across the room and waved. “That’s the Duchess de Chesney, used to be Anita Starr, showgirl slash schoolteacher slash porno star, now there’s a story I want to get. Will you girls excuse me?”
“Have you got his book?” Babe asked as soon as she and Ash were alone.
“Dobbsie’s book on you? It’s divine, of course I have it.”
“May I borrow it?”
29
THE LAMPLIGHT LAY STILL and liquid on the bedsheets. Propped on two pillows, Babe opened Mortal Splendor: Inside the Babe Vanderwalk Devens Affair.
She read slowly, carefully.
It is in the nature of beginnings, Dobbsie wrote in his prefatory note, that they begin … somewhere. Every comedy, every tragedy, every act of life-giving or life-taking, has its beginning in some other event. The Freudian tells us it all began in the unconscious where forgotten childhood trauma festers. The Marxist tells us it all began in the class struggle that shapes the destiny of every human, be he capitalist drone or proletarian drudge. The Bible tells us, not unwisely, that it all began in the cataclysm of the Creation.
Where then did the chain of events begin that climaxed in Babe Vanderwalk Devens’s drug-induced coma?
In the needfulness of a six-year-old little princess who had every luxury but parental love? In the ambition of a Kentucky mountain boy who preferred martinis to beer, the music of George Gershwin to the twang of a guitar? In the grinding three-hundred-year poverty of Appalachia? In the Babylonian glitter of New York City that has dazzled and appalled the world ever since the Robber Barons burst upon the scene?