Kyouko-san’s bright voice echoes.
Although, you were forcibly impregnated so your stomach will grow larger soon! That means that I have to increase the number of the bombs! Did you really set up as many as 54 bombs?
The bald comedian shouts.
Oh what? You don’t trust me unless I make one explode?
The studio becomes silent.
what’s your objective?
The comedian asks. Kyouko-san.
Why do I have to answer you? Stop the bullshit! You set up bombs on your convenience and try to explode them, you have no reason to complain! Didn’t I say that I don’t feel like talking to you?
Kyouko-san rejects him.
uhm, Kyouko Messer. Would you like to tell us?
Okada asks.
Hey, wait. Why are you talking to a person like that politely?
A comedian shouts at Okada.
We have to think of the possibility that this studio has a bomb set up as well
He shouts with his face turned red.
We’re in this studio because Kyouko Messer sent the instructions!
And Kyouko Messer:
She foretold that she’ll kill Yukino and the reporters.
Yes, you’re right. There’s also one in there! Uwaa!
The studio is in an uproar.
Don’t move, if anyone tries to escape, I will detonate it
Kyouko-san said in a low voice.
I can check the studio from all angles, you can check if I’m lying or not. As long as you don’t care about your life that is Hey, nobody move!
The director of the program shouts.
I beg you! Calm down! Please
Kyouko-san holds Yukino, the reporters, the comedians, and the TV staff as hostage.
It’s boring, the guy sitting over there, you’re a comedian, right? Could you tell me a joke?
The comedians look at each other.
I’m telling you guys that I want to laugh
Then.
Hey, let’s do it, Ogu
Then, the bald comedian from earlier tells the guy who seems to be his partner.
But, Snatch You idiot! If we make everyone laugh, then we’ll be legends you know? That said
Then.
Gahahahaha, that That said just now was amusing!
Kyouko-san laughs.
Hey, let’s do it! yeah Ognsa’s short play! Summer vacation school
The two begins their play.
But.
too boring.
what’s this?
Oh what? Your skit was more boring than that said from earlier
Kyouko-san said.
there’s no way we could be comedic in this kind of situation!
The bald comedian, snatch, was it? He shouts loudly.
Chapter 562
Chapter 562. Geba Geba
Wait, weren’t you comedians? You should make people laugh at all times, isn’t that what makes you the real deal?
Kyouko-san’s voice echoes to the studio a few seconds behind.
The comedians are all looking down.
You seem to be lacking in energy! Hey now, someone, show me a skit
Nobody’s reacting even when Kyouko-san told them.
we’ll try again!
Snatch, the bald comedian shouts.
Let’s go! Ogu! But, Snatch
It seems that the partner has no confidence.
You idiot! If we back off from that, then we’re not comedians! But! there’s a bomb in here!
Ogu is a fat performer, he’s trembling on his knees.
Won’t it be dangerous if we make another failure?
Then.
Well, that’s how it is. However, it’s different from what you think
Kyouko-san’s voice echoes.
By the way, you two are done. After watching your skit once, I can see that you’re not an art performer. Your level is only on a college student performing at a banquet what did you say?
Snatch shouts.
Do you call yourself a professional with such level of art? Are Japanese people thinking that this is really interesting? bitch. What do you know?
Snatch is fired up.
Stop it, snatch. there’s a bomb! I don’t care about that! This bastard is making fun of our art! She’s making a fool of us and laughing at it! Are you okay with that?
Hearing Snatch’s words. Kyouko-san laughed.
What the hell is that? Do you comedians not want to be laughed at?
Snatch.
Don’t laugh at me! I’m making my audience laugh! That’s my art!
He says proudly, but.
What’s that? I didn’t laugh though? You’re a foreigner! You can’t even understand the subtle comedy of the Japanese
Kyouko-san.
My grandfather was a Japanese born immigrant from Brazil you see. As you can hear I have no problems speaking in Japanese. I’ve been watching comedy shows from Japan since forever. Back then, I illegally rent those videotapes of a Japanese comedy program She laughs. Well, that doesn’t matter how. I’m the one who holds the 54 detonation switches of the bombs scattered around the country. You have to satisfy me Goddammit!
Snatch trembles in rage.
I see! Then, time to press the switch!
Kyouko-san said. Everyone in the studio freezes.
But, nothing’s happening.
don’t frighten us like that!
Kyouko-san.
Seriously, you all think about yourself
She laughs sadistically.
Hey now, someone on the broadcast. Report what’s going on. Oh, make sure to put Shirasaka Yukino-chan and these comedians on the side. I want to see their reactions
Then.
Err, we’re at our headquarters building in Tokyo. Earlier, we heard a loud sound and a massive shake. Err. It seems that the globe viewing studio on the 36th floor of the building has blown up Yes, we’re from the front of the head office building, looking up from the bottom, the globe studio on the 36th floor, which was the symbol of this building has been completely destroyed! Ah, there’s fire rising up again!
The upper part of the television station managed by Shirasaka house is burning.
Err, thanks to our dear and beloved Kyouko Messer, overflowing with love and kindness, she has sent a notice of her crime beforehand so miraculously, there were no casualties. Thank you, Kyouko Messer-sama! Hallelujah Kyouko! Kyouko-sama Banzai!
The announcer screams desperately. He’s half-crying.
Okay, that’s good enough! Well, that’s one bomb less, and there are 53 remaining!
Kyouko-san speaks in a bright tone.
However, that’s all my freebies. The next one would detonate without notice of evacuation
The studio fell silent.
The next one might have someone dead you know? And there might even be a lot of people
One of the reporters sitting on the audience seat stands up.
This is violence! Isn’t this just terrorism! Yes. I’m just teaching you our extreme terrorism don’t give us that bullshit! Japan will never give in to such threats! Hmm, who are you again? I’m Sugimori from Meichi news! Meichi news? Oh, I set up one bomb over there too
Sugimori holds his breath.
Osaka head office or Tokyo Branch office, I don’t know which one I set it in but, oh wait, I might’ve done on both. If I recall, your newspaper company have people working even at night, right? Oh my, Sugimori’s small sense of justice has caused a major disaster! that’s unfair!
Sugimori shouts.
Are you an idiot? I’m an internationally wanted criminal, you know that, right? You’re too late to tell me that
Kyouko-san laughs.
I mean, hello for everyone who’s watching this broadcast tonight! Yaay! From now on, you’re no longer bystanders!
Does that mean?
There are 53 more remaining detonation switch. Do you understand what that means? It might be in the company you are working for. It doesn’t need to be the head office building. I don’t know the exact locations to stop the companies I’m targetting. For example, if you are a major manufacturing industry, you usually have distribution factories in Japan. Therefore, even if one of the local factories is hit by an earthquake disaster, you still could continue making products. In that case, how about we blow up all the distribution at the same time? By the way, I’m talking about an overseas name. It’s easier to attack the Japanese company factories deployed abroad The company Kyouko-san’s aiming at is cornered to bankruptcy? You can’t do that! The security level of Japanese companies are!