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Snatch is surprised.

Think about it, why do you think there were 100 people enrolled from the start? That’s to call in a wide variety of talented people Idiot. You need an entrance fee and tuition to enroll. That’s just business for the professionals in entertainment

Kyouko-san said.

At first, those who will quit in half a year only think of the customers who pay money. And those who remain will make a contract with a promising one, but. In reality, they’re just going to be small chicks that will challenge the professionals, yet they misunderstand themselves as the chosen ones and the recognized. Isn’t that the primary cause of why you’re so proud of yourself? But the managers and the P television recognized us, that’s why we’re here! I mean, is that so great? We worked desperately that’s why we’re in this position now! We finally came to the Golden show! Yes, I appreciate your efforts, amazing, sure. But I don’t think of it as great What the hell did you say?

Kyouko-san sighs.

Look, isn’t it over when the comedian thinks that he’s greater than others? Why? We want to be respected by the juniors who want to become entertainers just as much as we respect our seniors! The reason why I didn’t laugh at your skit must because of difference in the sense of humor That’s right! You’re just the strange one here! You finally understand!

Snatch shouts.

Then.

Look

One of the reporters sitting on the audience seats raised his hand.

Hm, what?

Kyouko-san replied. The reporter:

I’m Takachi from Shinanomachi news. Uhm, why do you keep on talking to us since a while ago?

It seems that he has a question on why Kyouko-san is arguing with Snatch.

Well, of course, I want you to know just what kind of enemy I am

Kyouko-san replied.

Enemy? Isn’t that right? I’m currently an international criminal, a terrorist who set up a lot of bombs and threaten the Japanese society. I have a Japanese descent, but I’m not Japanese. By the way, I’m no longer a Brazilian either Eh, then what’s your nationality? I wonder, no matter where you ask, there will be no country that would accept my registry. Even this time, I smuggled a counterfeit passport in Japan Is that so? Yes, it’s easy. My acquaintances are always smuggling people in countries. The departure’s free too

Kyouko-san said.

Oh, I’m not saying that Japan’s security is easy though. It’s all the same wherever you go in the planet. Japan’s still harsh in it, but no matter how advanced your country is, there’s no perfect security Then. And now, a non-Japanese, stateless me will attack Japan from now on. Furthermore, I’m studying all my best to learn about Japanese social system and culture. I can attack your weaknesses. I’m going all my way to talk to you just so you could understand!

The studio fell silent.

Also, hey! That staff who’s trying to run away, I can see you, just so you know? Do you want to blow-up this studio? Hii!

The staff who’s trying to escape through the studio’s exit door fell on the floor.

You Japanese people closed down your society so suddenly and, stay on your the small kind of the castle and say We know, you people don’t get it, looking down on people and not realizing that you’re falling on the same rotten group. That’s why I’m making these attacks. I’m Kyouko Messer after all I see Kyouko-san smiling. I’m your enemy. First, to begin with, I’m ordering Compal Arts professional to close down. You have until 12 o’clock tonight Do you really think they would do it?

Takachi shouts.

Who knows, that’s what’s fun about it. I’m looking forward to it, will they protect the lives and wealth of the people in this country for exchange of the wealth of a single production company or not? we will not yield to terrorists! Well, that’s what the press would say The Japanese government thinks the same! Japanese government? Are you an idiot?

Kyouko-san.

I’m threatening a company. Compal Arts, the major television station shareholders, the advertising agencies, and a lot of other enterprises as well. Also, I’m talking about blowing up the establishments who do business with Compal Arts. Of course, there will be casualties to employees on each company, but that doesn’t matter. But if a citizen unrelated to the company, or a foreign tourist dies or is wounded from the explosion, who will take responsibility? that’s

Takachi fell silent.

Will the country be able to endure these threats of mine? I’m also looking forward to it

Kyouko-san hands over a memo to Shou-neechan as she says that.

Shou-neechan looks at the notes and shows it to chief Yazawa.

Chief Yazawa nods.

Shou-neechan heads over to the communication device.

With that said, I’m ordering Compal Arts to close down. Everything else depends on you. In case you don’t carry out my order by 12 o’clock tonight, I’ll detonate all the bombs at once. I don’t care whoever dies from it don’t give us that bullshit you bastard!

Snatch shouts.

If Compal Arts is gone, then those entertainers who are genuinely worthwhile will be taken care of other offices, right? That’s not the problem! That’s the problem! You’re just trash and a fool, you think of yourself as the best, but you were more honest than anyone in here. I had fun talking with you I’m not having fun! I mean, don’t get me angrier than this. You see, I don’t want to order 893 Productions to close their business after Compal Arts Bitch!

Snatch looks up in the sky in anger.

That’s enough, you worked hard enough. Shut up already Snatch

Ogu stops Snatch.

But! Ogu! I have a wife and a child! I’d be in trouble if 893 Pro is gone! Do you really want comedians to lose to that bitch? We can make a comedy because we’re alive! But, the comedy spirit! We have no choice! Our office is really with Yakuza so if 893 pro is taken down! They’d kill us you know! Ogu! I don’t care about me but not my child! She’s just 3! I can’t let her die!

Heavy atmosphere wraps around the studio.

Among them, only one,

Yukino’s the only one sitting calmly.

Now then, I made you wait a lot. Shirasaka Yukino-chan

Kyouko-san’s voice gathers the gazes in the studio to Yukino.

What?

Yukino replied, lacking in expression.

The client of mine wants to change their request I see They told me not to kill Yukino-chan Hmm Oh what? You’re not happy, Yukino-chan?