If you say that, Mana’s on duty too.
But if Mana misses this opportunity, she won’t see her sister.
Don’t mind it, go. You should stay with them. It’ll calm everyone
Katsuko-nee says removes Ruriko’s apron.
Yeah.
Megu, Mana, and Agnes, Shirasaka Sousuke’s daughters together alone won’t do.
It’s better if Ruriko’s there for a viewpoint from someone unrelated.
Yeah, come over Ruriko. Katsuko-nee, Ya-chan, we’re leaving the kitchen to you Okay
Ruriko.
Then, I’ll join in too
1. Lit. Thousand Assassinations
Chapter 599
Chapter 599. Coming from the TV nation
Huh, where’s Mao-chan?
I haven’t seen her since earlier.
Ah, Onii-sama, she’s sleeping over here
Ruriko told me.
She’s sleeping soundly on the sofa.
It seems that she’s filled, so she went to sleep as is.
I’ll take her to the bed once I’m done washing the dishes. Nagisa will return soon anyway, you don’t have to worry about her
Katsuko-nee tells me.
Thanks
We head to the living room.
Mana turns on the TV with the remote.
Then, she sits next to me.
Ruriko’s on the other side.
Agnes sits down on my lap.
Megu’s the only one sitting a bit far away.
This is how it usually is when we watch Yukino on TV.
It’s just about to start
Mana said. We focus on the TV.
Then.
There will be no commercials for the next hour
Subtitles appear on the screen.
Following:
The views and opinions of Shirasaka Yukino does not reflect views and opinion the management and the network
Yukino’s show has become famous due to her freedom to say anything compared to other broadcasts of political views.
American Newspapers even say that she wears a bikini as freedom of expression.
Shirasaka Yukino Hour, Yukino’s coming
The show begins without any music.
There are three chairs placed on the empty studio.
Sitting on each chair is:
Snatch, the comedian from before.
Franchie Sakai, a fresh talent that’s gay.
And, Shirasaka Yukino who’s wearing a tiny bikini as usual.
Yukino seems to be in a bad mood today.
Yes, that’s the start of our weekly Yukino’s coming however, we need to make sad news
Snatch begins.
Last week, the regular, Koyabu Tankoro wanted to resign, and he contacted me Why did he not talk to me directly?
Yukino’s angry.
Well, he doesn’t know Yukinon’s number!
Snatch says in a panic.
I mean, there’s nobody exchanging address with me! They all value their life after all
Francie the gay laughs.
I mean, it’s that. Yukinon mentioned the movie actor last week, he’s a senior to us in the entertainment world, so your remark previous time was a bit problematic to Koyabu Huh? What now? I didn’t say Nakamatsuzawa Kotaro is bald! I said Could it be that Nakamatsuzawa Kotaro might be wearing a wig, didn’t I? It’s just a suspicion of mine. I was just asking. I heard that Koyabu worked together with him in a drama, so I asked Yukino said. I mean, don’t even say that as a question! Think of the person you’re asking!
Snatch shouts to Yukino.
Huh? Don’t shout at me! It doesn’t matter, right? Koyabu isn’t Nakamatsuzawa Kotaro himself, he could’ve just said his personal opinion! Like hell he could! So what, is Nakamatsuzawa Kotaro bald? Or not? Which is it? aah!No more of that! I get it! I’ll bet that he’s bald! 5k yen! Idiot! Don’t bet money on TV! Who cares. They won’t arrest me for that! Sure, you might not be arrested, but we’re not untouchable like you!
Snatch shouts with his face turning red.
Look, the regulars here are resigning one after another because you keep talking like that! Nobody’s coming over as guests! It’s Francie and me nowadays! Do you get it, Yukinon? Then this program started four months ago, there were at least 20 people lined up for this Yeah.
The regulars resign almost everytime.
Now, it’s just three people.
I don’t care about that! Ah, Koyabu? Are you watching? If you’re not then someone else tell him this: This is my message for him! Koyabu, you should investigate whether Nakatsuzawa Kotaro is bald or not. Okay? I’ll be showing the results in the show! Dammit! Yukinon! What? Got a complaint?
Yukino and Snatch glare at each other, Francie calls them out.
Okay now, that’s far enough. Drink some water you two
He said then handed water bottles to the two.
Why does this show always have to start like this?
Yukino takes the bottle angrily.
There’s no set either. The show just has these chairs. There’s no food either. There’s no staff either. There’s no makeup nor hair-stylist. All we have are these bottles of water, are they making a fool of me? We have no choice, this show has no sponsor! Even the water bottle labels are peeled off since it would be hindering their business if someone sees us drinking from their water
Snatch’s right, there’s no label on the bottles.
Oh, well, that’s nice!
Yukino removes the cap of the bottle and drinks it down.
Ah, this is bad, company’s mineral water is really tasteless! Do they really have minerals? This is worse than tap water! I just told you not to do that!
Snatch throws the bottle on the floor.
Oh what now? You’re treating Company’s mineral water that harshly!
Yukino says with a mean smile.
aah, shit!
Snatch picks up the bottle in a hurry!
Hah! It must be hard being a talent, you have to be careful of your actions!
Yukino said, Francie.
Yukino-chan, Snatch-san supplied these bottles of water Huh? There’s hardly anything in this show, right? That’s why Snatch-chan buys these with his own money. Even your share. Besides, they’ll know the maker if it’s juice or others, and it would be bad for the show, right? That’s why it’s just transparent mineral water with their labels removed, so the manufacturers aren’t known Yukino looks down. I didn’t know, sorry
Snatch.
It’s okay. I’m a comedian talent who cares about the people in various ways. Besides, it’s the manager who bought these and peeled the label off
Yukino looks at the back of the camera.
Sogabe-san, thanks, also, sorry Don’t call him by his name in this show!
Yukino ignores what Snatch said and drank more water.
I guess it’s delicious, company’s mineral water! As I said, don’t call out the name of the manufacturer!
Snatch shouts.
But still, Snatch-chan is really caring. You’re the only one who keeps coming on this show from the start, right?
Francie laughs.
Well, I have no choice. I promised to look after her
Snatch tries to keep his word to Kyouko-san.
Although, for some reason, I get more regular programs after I started here. This show actually has good viewer ratings. Its got a lot of problems though
Yukino who keeps on making reckless remarks seems to have increased. Snatch’s popularity as he desperately follows up.
Also, Kouzuki group made some measures from behind the scenes so Snatch’s work won’t be hindered, so his regulars have increased.
Right. You have it nice. But you see, a show with no sponsor is meaningless
Francie laughs.
Well, if people are still watching, it’s publicity for the talent, I’ve become a regular halfway That’s right. They didn’t need to resign. They should be grateful that they show up on TV you know? Comedians need to have such a positive attitude. If they lost that feeling of a barrage, then it will be their last Oh, you don’t know, Snatch-chan? What? There’s one huge advertising company attached on the show competing at the same time, so Yukino’s coming is putting a lot of pressure on other entertainment offices. That’s what I heard Really? Francie? Well, having a show with no sponsor is having a high viewer rating, the stakeholders of the shows on competing times are at the edge Seriously? Wait, is it okay for you to tell us that?