I mean, why do we have a lot of teachers who conduct this inspection?
I feel like this happened before.
Currently, I’ve already confirmed a third of the personal belongings
I look at Megu and Edie.
Both of them don’t have their items checked yet.
Megu’s looking perplexed.
Edie just has a fed-up smile.
I’ve already confiscated six manga volumes, three portable game device, four fashion magazines, and various cosmetics, accessories, small sorts, and etc. etc. They all have nothing to do with school! And that’s why I’m confiscating them all! Got complains? Huh? I’m the G-man for personal belongings!
Narimoto’s glaring at the students.
Oh, the students glaring back at the teacher were those who got their items confiscated.
And then! For all those whose baggage was swiftly checked, will continue to the second stage! Do you get it?
Second stage?
Uhm, Sensei, isn’t that overkill that you’re checking even our phones?
One of the girls complained.
What? It’s not just item inspection.
This sunglass teacher is also checking our phones?
What do you mean? Shut up! It’s the teacher’s job to check on your situation and know everything about you! That’s common sense! Papararirarapapa! Huh?
What the hell?
Don’t worry! I don’t intend to check on all of your mails nor the details about it! All you have to do is show me all the images and videos you have saved in your photo! Especially you! Show me that!
Narimoto points at the cute girls.
I’ll be looking at your gallery!
He’s a classical literature teacher, right?
No way!
The girl teacher points to shouts back.
That’s an invasion of privacy! No way!
Narimoto;
Don’t fuck with me! If I cannot break through privacy laws, then why do you think I became a teacher?
Why would you become a teacher for that?
Ever since I got my teacher’s license, I’ve been trying to apply to become a teacher in high school for seven years and six months, all of it while trying to work partime on fast food chains! You don’t understand that! You bastards! Ungrateful bastards! Ruee!
The Huh turned to Ruee.
You see, it’s been my dream to become a teacher and stand in front of high school girls! I thought of giving up on that so many times. Especially when they raised the partime worker’s hourly pay by fifty! Kuuh! You see, when I applied in prep-school or cramming schools, they rejected because I’ve got a bad expression in my eyes, not once, not twice, but it was twenty times. All of my interviews had the recruiting agency tell me, Our company can’t hire someone like you!
Minaho-neesan.
You hired this guy?
This is bad.
If they were to check my phone.
He’d see Misuzu and Ruriko’s photos.
No, I didn’t put in any risky images on my phone, but.
To be honest, I don’t want this old man to see it.
Darling, you should get your phone inspected first
Edie told me.
Huh, why?
Then.
Sensei, this guy has some stuff he shouldn’t have brought in school! You should check on him first!
Edie pointed at me and said.
Huh? Really? Bastard? Is that exchange student correct? Huh?
Err.
Right. Exchange students don’t lie
No, Edie, you’re not an exchange student, right?
Ah, but.
Edie’s smiling as she does that.
She must be thinking of something.
Who cares! Bastard, open your bag and show us everything that you have! This is an inspection! Give it up! Huh?
Somehow, he now speaks like police this time.
Oh well.
I head to my seat.
I open my bag and show him what I have.
There’s nothing strange in there
I’m coming to school as an average guy.
I don’t bring any manga nor cosmetics.
Hmm? What’s with this book?
Narimoto pokes his bamboo sword on the book I took out from my bag.
Oh, it’s a book on how to make bread
ooh? What’s this book?
That’s for the cost accounting on my bakery
Then, then, what’s with this book?
Oh, that book is about the laws and business lessons for my bakery
Why the hell is it all related to bakery!
Well, I’m taking the bread technician course after all
That’s obvious.
Then, opening the pockets of my bag.
A size C battery comes out.
What’s this battery? Bastard, where do you use this battery? For merrymaking? No, I’m sure it is! Put that down, and I’ll confiscate it! Formulary of Adjudications!
That’s wrong!
I grabbed the battery and made a fist while looking fed up.
I just use it to grab and make a fist
Why the hell are you making a fist?
Well.
It’s to increase the power of the punch
Or so I learned from Michi.
I mean, Michi also has some of these.
What do you mean? Not Bread(Pan) but Punch?
What’s so strange about that?
Isn’t that obvious?
Devil chop punch power! That kind of punch?
No, if you’re talking about chop, then shouldn’t it be chop power?
Then, Fly! Rocket Punch! That kind of punch?
Oh, yes. That kind of punch
I nod to Narimoto.
Huh, why is everyone silent now?
You see, you grab and turn your hand to a fist, and when you punch someone, it has higher destructive power
you’re punching? Bastard?
No, not that I’ve done it though
Then.
I do
Edie smiled.
And that’s why I also have my battery
Then, she shows the battery she holds in her hand.
This thing won’t be questioned by the police. It’s not a weapon, after all. If this were a knuckle, or a knife, or a club, then they’d start asking questions
Yeah, that’s right.
what’s with you bastards?
Narimoto’s trembling for some reason.
Why?
Sensei, don’t worry about it, it’s just a battery
I said.
Oh, oh. Right. Yeah, you’re right. It’s just a battery. You did that on purpose to frighten me, don’t you? No, you don’t have to say it. That’s how it is. Let’s leave it at that. I thought my heart would explode. Huh?
What a troublesome old man.
Err.
And as for the remainder in my bag.
Goto.
Hmm? hey, what is that?
That’s.
It’s my beat-up stick, what about it?
I always carry that around.
It’s a golf-club cut short.
beat up revolution?
Beat up stick
Huh? I feel like this happened before?
Deja vu? 1
Then, Narimoto.
Uhm, I’d like to ask for future reference, but why do you have that?
It’s a beat-up stick. Obviously, I use it to beat up people
Can’t you guess from the name?
Are you an idiot?
See, it’s like this
I swing my beat-up stick.
It made the sound of cutting the air.
I sometimes train together with Michi and Edie.
I’ve gotten used to this.
I swing it around a few times.
Oh, and that, you, hit.someone with that stick? How often?
No way, it won’t bend that much from hitting people
Does he really have no imagination?
But, why does it look like your stick is bent down a little?
Oh, that’s because it curved when I hit someone with this
I replied.
You hit someone?
Yes
A person
Yes
I slammed Kudou-papa’s head with this one time.
I can still the swinging feeling I had.
But that was last May. I slammed him for being so stupid. Recently, nobody is showing up worthy of it
i see.
Narimoto takes distance from us.
But, that beat saber
Beat up stick
Yeah, that beat up stick.You bring that to school every day?
Huh?
Why?
Obviously. But you don’t know when you need to hit someone with this. Thus, I need to have arms at all times
Do that happen around you?
No, you don’t know when or where the enemy appears
They’re unknown after all.
Ah, naturally, if the enemy has a pistol or anything that I can’t use this beat-up stick to deal with them, then I’ll just run away. If I show that I have a weapon, then it might provoke them, and it’ll get troublesome. Right, Edie?