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Right !

Edie laughed.

Just for example, an enemy could come and attack this room through that door!

Ga!

Edie throws her shuriken.

Biin!

The shuriken sticks to the bulletin board at the side of the classroom’s door.

I’m always on standby to make sure I can deal with them anytime

Narimoto’s dumbfounded.

What’s that?

There’s still more! I’ve got this!

Edie lines up her shuriken on the table.

That many?

Narimoto’s stepping back to the entrance of the classroom.

Then.

Huh? Tell me. Where did those obedient children go? Those who let their teacher sexually harass them? Are there no lovely students left?

They’re gone since long ago!

Edie throws her Shuriken on Narimoto’s step.

Hii!

Narimoto.

Well then, I’ll be taking my leave! Stay healthyrurururururu!

He then escapes from the room.

Haa.

So, what was it in the end?

Then.

!!!!!!

The whole classroom started laughing.

Huh?

Why are they all holding their sides while laughing?

hey! Yoshida, you!

Tanaka talked to me while laughing.

Since when did you start studying to become a comedian instead?

comedian?

Besides, you still have that beat up stick prop

Oh, it’s still funny even for the second time

eeh?

They think that it was a joke?

Well, this is the second time.

The second time that the inspection showed this beat-up stick.

Geez, who would’ve thought that Yoshida-kun is this funny. That’s a surprise

Yamamine-chan must be attracted to that side of Yoshida-kun

The girls say.

You know, that part where he took the battery and said: it increases the power of the punch while making a straight face made it hard to hold back

No, look.

Then, Edie-chan even had a battery on hand! God save us from dying from laughing

Oh, Ooh.

Well, this is okay.

If they think that it was a joke, it should be okay.

uhm, everyone, since the teacher’s gone, let’s use the time for self-study instead, okay?

Megu tells everyone as the class rep.

Yes

Our classmates replied.

Hmm.

Is this okay?

It’s okay

Edie smiled.

Then.

This is okay.

The sixth period is over.

Homeroom’s over.

Our class adviser, Minaho-neesan, is replaced by another teacher.

It’s an old teacher with white hair.

He’s been in this school for nearly 20 years.

Minaho-neesan entrusts Megu, Edie, this class, and me to a teacher she knows from before.

As expected, she won’t entrust us to a teacher she hired last summer vacation.

Hey, Yoshida

One of our classmates come to me.

Just to be clear, I’m not the one asking this but a senior in our club

Could this be?

Uhm, is Katsuko-san single?

I.

Sorry. I don’t know about that

I should answer that way.

Nei and everyone told me.

Why do you not know?

Nono, Yoshida and Katsuko-san are teacher and student, they won’t have that kind of conversation, right?

The other boys said.

Wait, you don’t? I mean, you two are always in the bakery together, though?

But, Yoshida and Katsuko-san make that massive amount of pastries all the time. I don’t think they have time to have some idle talk

If I don’t give a definite answer, they’ll just create their own.

Well, I guess. Katsuko-san won’t be talking to Yoshida about that

And that’s why instead of asking Yoshida, we should go to Yamamine-chan instead. I think that Katsuko-san would speak to a younger girl more than a guy

I don’t know anything

Megu comes over.

Yoshi-kun, I still have my club activities today

Yeah

Megu smiled at me, and then the boys.

Don’t say that Yamaine-chan, you should ask Katsuko-san! If I don’t get an answer, my senior will scold me

No way. If you want to know then go ask Katsuko-oneesan

Megu said.

If I could do that then I’ve done that long ago

Right

The guys lose their strength.

Then, how about asking Nei?

Edie laughed.

eeh? Natou-senpai?

That one’s too beautiful, it’s hard to talk to her

Really? Sorry for not being beautiful then!

Megu tells the guys.

No, well, Yamamine-chan.

You belong to Yoshida already

I’m not an object. I am myself

Megu said.

By the way, why is nobody asking me?

Edie said.

Well, Edie-chan

Yeah. I don’t think I could trust any information coming from Edie-chan

Oh? If you ask sincerely I’d reply though

Edie said while puffing her cheeks.

really?

So, do you know anything about Katsuko-san, Edie-chan?

The guys took the bait.

However, I’ll reply in English

Then, she uses her New Orleans accent.

She said something.

Huh, what?

What did you just say, Edie-chan?

Edie.

Who knows?

She laughed.

I get the gist of what Edie said.

Edie;

Katsuko already belongs to Darling.

I think that’s what she said.

Ignorance is bliss. And that’s all from me!

Edie continues to laugh.

Chapter 800 - One week Later Part 5

Chapter 800. One week Later Part 5

Still, we’re.

One of the boys said.

We got used to Edie-chan now

Huh?

Oh yeah, to think that we just see Edie-chan throwing shuriken, and jumping around as natural

We’ve become so numb

I mean, isn’t that right? Edie-chan grew up watching mutant turtles and thinking that Japan is a country filled with ninjas, so she tried to learn martial arts like that

Yeah, America’s got that ninja high school after all

eeh?

You guys, where did you hear that from?

I asked.

From Natou-senpai

Yeah, Natou-senpai told us the other day

Nei?

I heard from here that you lost on the American contest about guessing which Asian is the person, and then you entered a dojo of a Singaporean karate practitioner

And then you met Segata Sanshiro who stopped y, and that’s why you came to Japan, right?

Edie.

That’s right, it’s all true

She nods.

And that’s why I’m in this country!

Err.

I guess it’s okay. Everyone’s used to Edie already.

Still, Edie-chan’s absurdly strong but still cute

Yeah. But, Natou-senpai.

What about Nei?

She’s so beautiful and cheerful, but she still scares me from time to time

Yeah, I feel like my spine shivers

Nei’s scary?

Oh? Really? I think that Natou-senpai’s cute

Not scary?

I mean, she changed her image, but there’s still a lot of extreme rumors about her

I heard that she was with the overseas student that graduated this spring and they went around beating up some delinquents

Isn’t that an old story?

That’s right, look at her now, she’s rehabilitated

She must’ve told her guts that she needs to challenge herself for a change

That’s Hattori-kun’s brother, not her

For some reason.

Some are still afraid of Nei.

And there’s a division of Nei’s fans for her cheerfulness and beauty and those that evaluate her now.

I mean, why does she like to hug Yoshida?

Yeah, that! She’s even helping out on Yoshida’s bakery

I mean, that was true even before she changed, right?

They’ve asked me the same question before, but.

I still don’t know how to answer that.

No, don’t ask me about it either

That’s all I tell them.

Well, right, Yoshida’s the type that doesn’t even know it himself

Huh?

Do I look like that?

So, Yamamine-chan might know something

One of the boys turns to Megu.

Yeah, right. We never asked Yamamine-chan about it!