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After a few rings.

What?

It’s a deep male voice.

it’s me, Otome O-O-O-Otome? What, you’re alive? yeah, unfortunately,

Tendou Otome looks at Minaho-neesan while speaking.

She’s waiting for the next instructions.

But, before that happens.

Ooh, by the way, Otome, you see, I found a good business material in Tokyo! If this goes well, I will become rich!

Tendou Sadao speaks up.

No, you see, last night, I went to this hostess bar, and then a lady told me, you know, there’s this weirdly popular anime movie right now, right?

Hostess bar? Anime?

You know? The Arinomama or something, the American mouse’s.

Tendou Sadao continues to talk as he pleases.

You know, the animation cel from America’s got large quantities of stock! Then, it sells like hotcakes for the anime fans and otakus! Especially the animation cel of a naked lady taking a bath stark naked has 73000 sheets. If you sell it for 10,000 yen a piece, you can get 700 million! By the way, the stocks cost only 3200 per piece!

Then, Tendou Otome.

She’s trembling, wanting to crush the phone on her hands.

L-Look, old man! what? The CGs from the anime can’t become animation cels!

She shouted

CG? That’s right! Besides, why the hell does the shower scene take 73000 sheets? How long is that shower? CG, you mean car graphics? Computer Graphics! You stupid old man!

Then.

I see. It looks like they haven’t brainwashed you yet, have they?

Huh?

It’s the usual Otome!

How long are you going to do that parent and child conversation?

Chapter 896. Night of fun Calculated failure

Oh, also, I’ve come up with a new idea you see

Tendou Sadao, Tendou Otome’s father, continues to talk.

You know, the old Sazae-bon, and Sazae-san, then Bakabon’s Papa, and then chimera toys counterfeit?

Chimera toys?

Hey, old man, it will get risky if you ignore W’s copyright!

Tendou Otome shouts on the phone.

All you have to do is boom! Make it! Boom! Sell it! Then Boom! Runaway! The copyright guys will not notice it! Also, there’s this new character I’m thinking about. Hahaha, open your ears and listen to this No, even if you say that. We can fuse Devilman and General Revil and name it Revilman, what do you think?

Revilman what?

Then, we can make toys like Revil wing then it attacks with Revil Chop

Err.

Hey, you fucking old man, who’s General Revil?

Tendou Otome asks with a sour look.

What? You high school girls don’t know about General Revil nowadays? As if I would Kuh, this is the first time in my 25 years in Yakuza life to feel this pathetic

What the hell?

Then that means, Otome, I can’t fuse Sazae-san, Bakabon no Papa, and Violet Sazae and make Violet Sazaebon? Like, what the fuck is Violet Sazae? Hey, hey. Then what’s the use of the magical phone machine you have? You can search for it right there, can’t you? I’m in the middle of a call as if I could make a search now! Dammit, if Violet Sazaebon won’t work, then Himitsu no Akko-chan and Takkongu chimera hybrid, named Akongu won’t sell either Like, what the fuck is Takkongu? You stupid old man!

Yeah, do whatever you want.

Well, putting that aside. Hey, Otome, hand over the phone what? O-Old man?

Tendou Otome’s shocked.

Bitch, you didn’t escape Kouzuki house alone, did you? Kouzuki ain’t that easy to let you go. Someone else is there, right? Huh? Who on earth is making this call? Tendou-san, you can give it to me

Minaho-neesan stretches her hand to Tendou Otome.

Tsk, here

Tendou Otome handed the phone to Minaho-neesan.

Hello, I now have the phone Hmph, a woman? Then that means you’re Seki from Kouzuki SS?

Tendou Sadao thinks that Shou-neechan from Kouzuki SS has his daughter captured.

No, you’re wrong. I’m Fuji Mineko

minaho-neesan? Fuji Mineko what?

And I’m Tendou Sadao, my association names me as 42 yo Tendou Sadao. By the way, I’m actually 48

Tendou Sadao names himself.

By the way, you’re Fuji Mineko? Hah, I don’t know who you are! Anyway, I don’t want to talk to a woman, I don’t care who but give it to someone related to Kouzuki house

Tendou Sadao demands.

Kouzuki? Huh? Who? I just happened to be looking after your daughter, but I do not know who Kouzuki is

Minaho-neesan?

Minaho-oneechan’s careful with the conversation since Tendou Sadao could be recording

Nei whispers.

Oh, so if the name Kouzuki house is mentioned, they could use that to create a scandal.

Your daughter happened to slip on some banana peel, her head bumped on the road, and she fell unconscious, now she’s lying down in my place. And so, I thought that it’s about time you take her back Hah! That’s a funny story. By the way, what kind of banana is it? Is it from Taiwan, Philippines? Or maybe Ecuador? Unfortunately, I couldn’t confirm the production origins of the banana peel on the road What? What a poor investigation skill. I wouldn’t be able to join in with the ride

How long is this man going to play?

Anyway, I’m thankful that you didn’t brainwash Otome. I thought that she’s already done for. I thought that she would get brainwashed to become a lewd woman that she’s dancing around the guys from Kouzuki SS, making sex films by now That won’t happen

Minaho-neesan replies calmly.

It’s a waste to cripple someone as cute as this girl Really? If it was me, I’d make her make an ahegao double peace. I mean, you have that power. No, I guess I’m wrong. Let me retract that

What?

Thinking about it, it’s Otome we’re talking about. Damn, don’t get weak because it’s Otome. If it’s another girl, then the erection would be unstoppable, but I guess I won’t get that motivated because she’s my daughter. Or maybe, Otome looks like a gorilla? Who are you calling a gorilla?

Tendou Otome screams.

But you know, I know that there are some perverts who like macho gorillas instead. You can do whatever you want with Otome. Like boil her alive, roast her, or rape her, it’s your freedom to do so You mean? You see, when Otome infiltrated, I was prepared for her not to come back. Otome should also be there, ready to die. I couldn’t understand why is she still alive, my daughter should go ahead and die gloriously Tendou Sadao tells his daughter to die. Oh? Is that a line we should hear from the father who raised a strong daughter?

Minaho-neesan asks.

You’re asking too much! Otome is my daughter, a daughter of Yakuza! Children of Yakuza only has options of becoming a new Yakuza member, if it’s a boy, and a soapland girl if she’s a girl, it’s decided from their birth!

What’s with that reasoning?

The plan was to send Otome on a soapland but, her fate seems to be to die in here for the sake of my honor of trade. Oh well, I can’t help it

What a selfish thought.

Calm down, Darling

Edie holds my hand.

We’re still making a bargain

Bargain?

Well, that’s how it is, and so, even if you have captured Otome over there, don’t consider her as a hostage. Go ahead and boil, burn, Kawabata Yasunari her or whatever

Kawabata Yasunari?

Okay. If you don’t want her, then I will adopt her instead

Minaho-neesan said.

You will? You see, I’m a boss of a job where women serve men and earn money Wait, you’re? Yes, it is as you have guessed just now, Tendou Sadao-san

Tendou Otome knows about us too.

If it’s not Shou-neechan who he’s talking to over the phone, then,

Naturally, he could guess that it’s Minaho-neesan, a person that belongs to the same underground society as him.

By the way, you seem to misunderstand something, shouldn’t you be the one who should think about taking hostages?