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Err. That’s Minaho-neesan. Katsuko-nee and Nei also helped out in that.

What about it?

Yes, in fact, I saw a news on the internet naming you as the most viewed rape deflowering in the world. A light calculation would estimate that 20% of the men in the world have already seen it!

Hmm.

Well yeah, the other day, even a foreign talent I don’t know in this TV station pointed at me and said Oh! Yukino! He just pointed and didn’t approach me though

The whole world saw her.

Hmm. No matter how much you try to remove it, another person would just upload it again

Francie folds his arms.

So, is that what puts you in a bad mood today?

Snatch asks.

Something different. Getting the top of the world rank or something is okay but.

Huh? You don’t mind it?

I mean, it’s the top rank, Snatch, have you ever got something that you could say that it’s the best in the world?

Of course not, but still, Yukino, are you proud of that thing?

Of course, reaching the top is still reaching the top. Right now, I’m on the same level as the Mount Everest, the Empire State Building! Isn’t that great?

No, I don’t think it reaches Empire State Building level

Anyway, I’m the global top! Despite that.

Yukino speaks discontentedly.

You know, it’s a world record but Guinness world record isn’t nominating me!

Hey! You even want Guinness?

Snatch retorted with all his strength.

Hmm, well I thought so. I guess it can’t fit in the Guinness

Francie’s making a surprised face.

Geez! My whole body’s exposed in the video, but why would they not award

Yukino shouts.

I don’t care about Guinness anymore, someone just give me an award! What about the Nobel Silly Award?

I don’t think that they’ll give you any awards, but, but what I’m sure is that Yukino-chan’s remark just now will be the top news for tonight

Francie said.

I don’t need those anymore! I already conquered TV, Newspapers, and even variety shows last May. Besides, nobody’s giving me an award! At least give me some ball pen with your company name or a towel

Yukino’s burning up in the show.

Sometimes, I feel embarrassed to be called Yukino’s sister

Megu, who has the same father as her, muttered.

Huh? But why? Yukino-chan is a funny girl

Yeah, recently, I’ve come to like Onee-chan

Agnes and Mana said.

Mana’s calling Yukino Onee-chan again.

With her supermodel goal project moving forward, she’s growing taller, and becoming even more beautiful.

She’s able to clearly divide from her past.

If that’s the case, I’ll do something. Then, I’ll give you an award next week. Okay?

Snatch said.

Huh? Really?

Yukino suddenly jumped at his suggestion.

I mean, are you really sure? You’re being awarded as the woman with the video most viewed all over the world

Not that, Snatch. If it’s just the lewd videos, then people have seen some other woman more than me. I’m sure of that. In my case, it would be the most-watched rape deflowering video

Yukino puffs her chest.

Well, yeah, if you’re okay with that, then I’ll bring a certificate of commendation by next week

Yay Ufufu! Then we’re gonna have an awarding ceremony by next week!

Seeing Yukino, Francie;

Sometimes, I find that Yukino-chan faces forward too much. You’re shining right now, Yukino-chan

Right, see? Well yeah

She’s just happy.

I guess we should give her a party too, Onii-chan

Mana said with a smile.

That’s right! Let’s have a party!

Agnes also said loudly.

Quiet now, Agnes

Ah, I’m sorry, desuno

We focus back on the show.

By the way. Yukino-chan, I think you should introduce them by now or I’ll feel sorry for them

Francie said.

Then that means.

Oh right. Well, to those who have been watching my show every week should’ve noticed already but I’m wearing clothes starting this week. Err, well, to be honest, my stomach got too big that it feels chilly having my stomach exposed all the time. I feel sorry for the child in my stomach Yukino, too much minor details

Snatch retorted.

Oh, right. But you know, having that young girl visibly pregnant on the show wearing a bikini is what brings the ratings of the show to the ceiling, right?

To be honest, I’m getting better ratings in this hour compared to the other shows I appear on. Although, ratings mean nothing on a show with no sponsor

Even the channel has abandoned us. We don’t even have a cameraman or a subcontractor staff in here

Francie said.

That doesn’t really matter you know, anyway, for those watching for the cute girl wearing a bikini, I have girls who’ll expose their skin for that. Okay, come in you two

It’s finally their time.

Heey, good evening. I’m Eri

I’m Rie

The twin 13-year-old girls enter the camera’s view.

Of course, they’re wearing nothing but a micro bikini.

Here, sit down on the free chairs

Okay, got it

Please take care of us

Eri’s pumped up. Rie’s docile. They sit down on the chairs Yukino pointed at.

Err. Yo. Actually, they have just been introduced to me 30 minutes ago, so, I don’t know much about these girls

Snatch tells Yukino.

Is this okay? Like, girls of their age wearing this kind of clothing on television?

Huh, what?

Well, doesn’t this feel like child pornography?

Child porn?

I’m talking about child

Err.

You know, I’m a comedian so my standing is okay. But, having lolis is just bad. That’s the image they’re making

What’s with that? A gay person is okay in this show but a lolicon isn’t?

Francie gets sullen

You don’t have to mind it. Nobody calls you gay because you’re with me in this show, right? So why not have some loli in the show?

But still.

I mean, if young girls in a swimsuit aren’t okay, then Yukino-chan would’ve been out. Everyone thinks of Yukino-chan as that special girl but you know, she’s still a minor

Yeah! I’m still at my flowery age, 16! I’m in first-year high school, oh, speaking of which, I still attend classes! I was just raped and turned pregnant

Yukino said.

Anyway, it’s all good. This show is out of bounds anyway. No sponsor would complain about our show because there’s no sponsor, to begin with,

Sure, we can talk about anything, but still, who knows what kind of emails and calls they send to protest on the TV station

Isn’t that obvious? Some mysterious power is pushing this show on this TV station. They can’t do anything against the pressure pushed against them

Snatch and Francie said.

I’m just saying this for validation’s sake. Francie and I are paid performers. We receive payments from a fictional name via bank deposit transfer in our office each broadcast. It’s the same amount on my other shows My other show is made for cultured people so this show pays higher. Oh, I’m not asking for higher pay. And I’ve never met this fictional person at all. We never had discussions on our performance fee, they only send money to us Huh? Want to get higher pay? Should I ask them?

Yukino said.

Huh, Yukino, you’ve met that fictional person?

Not the person itself but I can get a proxy. Want to talk to them?

Snatch and Francie looked at each other.

No, we’re good for now

Me too, I’m receiving enough

By the way, my performance fee is the right to life itself. If I don’t continue this show, they’ll kill me. That includes the child in my stomach. Some people watching the show may have forgotten about it so I’m here to remind you Yukino said.

Right now, I have a place to live, and they give me enough food and medical expenses for the childbirth. They give me some guarantee. I don’t get any clear performance fees. I get 500 yen for lunch every day though She looked at the camera with a smile.