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But, Sugimura-san just went off

Then run and catch up to him, hopefully, you get to see him before he goes to the Great Buddha at Ushiku

Margo-san said nonchalantly.

You’re not needed for the broadcast today. Have you ever done a martial arts broadcast before? Have you?

We have experience with comedians going toe-to-toe with women’s wrestling athletes and the like. That’s why Sugiimura P called us over

Yikes.

If we let that Sugimura guy take over, Edie’s tournament would be turned into a comedy show.

Just a second, Sugimura-san also called over some talents or so I heard, could they be?

Margo-san asks, and the staff;

Yes, the two comedians Panchos 1 and 2, and Dorinja are here. Err, it’s about high-school girls wrestling today, right?

yep, they’re no good.

Can you call them over? I want to talk to them, they’re on the bus now, right ?

Yes, Pancho-san, Derinja! Sorry, someone’s calling

The man shouted inside the bus.

Then.

What’s this about?

Err, where did Sugimura-san go?

Hey, we’re in a meeting right now

What’s going on?

Oh.

These four not-so-young comedians.

They show up in wrestling clothes, naked tops, and tights on the bottom.

Furthermore, they’re either overweight or underweight.

What’s this meeting about?

Margo-san asks.

Let’s see, we’re going to enter the ring after three minutes into the broadcast.

What’s that again? There’s a Karate girl, so Panchos 2 and I will hug her from behind.

Then, she’ll kick us off saying No Stupid! and then laugh it off.

Then, I will just use the gag saying what will you do? Like this? Like that? I’m getting slimy! to brush it off

These guys are the worst.

Unfortunately, you guys won’t show up today. Goodbye, you can go home now

Margo-san said.

No, why would we?

We came all the way here

I mean, where the hell is Sugimura-san!

Where? Where, Where are they?

Err.

Tsukiko

This is just bothersome, so I called Tsukiko this time.

Yes, everyone, please

The comedians simultaneously focused their attention on Tsukiko’s clear voice.

Please go home without saying anything

!

!

Mu!

Derin.guh!

The four comedians shut their mouths.

You can go this way

Tsukiko points at the school gate and they walked off wearing their pro wrestling clothes.

wait! Where are you going?

Sugimura’s staff shouted at the four comedians but they disappeared beyond the school gate.

Okay, you should leave too. Oh, don’t try to obstruct Mori-san’s work. Thanks

Please do as Margo-oneesama says.

Tsukiko said. The staff;

Okay, we’re leaving. Don’t obstruct Mori-san! Clean up! Let’s go!

They started retreating.

Haa, so that’s how it goes

Erica says after seeing the situation.

I’ve seen those from the special broadcast for anime before, but.

Anime? Special show?

It was a normal anime, but it had a shocking scene, and it just so happened that the incident similar to the scene happened in real life, so the broadcast of the episode got canceled and it switched to a special broadcast for that week instead Erica said.

Then, the special show had the comedian introduce the story of the anime up to that point, but it was horrible. You can assume that the comedian hasn’t watched the anime at all. Instead, they started poking fun at the anime, poking fun at the people who liked anime, and the comedian started doing their own gags and stories that had nothing to do with the anime, and it became a total mess So that happened.

That show happened because of those irresponsible people, right?

Something like that

Margo-san said.

Replacement broadcasts on sudden situations are handled by people who can’t do their jobs and just fail at the company. They think that they’re getting random comedians from an entertainment agency to fill the airtime, making it a stupid program They were about to mess up Edie’s school swimsuit judo tournament.

Then.

Uhm, excuse me. Staff-san, producer-san?

Someone’s coming out of the bus.

Uhm, what do I do?

It’s a high-school girl.

I’m Saito Yuki from the Death Star Promotions M&M Section F

The girl introduced herself to Margo-san.

I’m her Manager, Fujimori Linda

A woman in a suit appears after the girl and hands her business card to Margo-san.

Huh? Death Star Productions?

That’s the one where Minaho-neesan took the female talent department from.

I’m supposed to see what kind of company they are tomorrow afternoon.

M&M Section F, what does that mean?

Margo-san asks.

M&M stands for Models and Musicians

It’s an affiliate of Death Star Productions in charge of the female talents. Section F stands for Female, meaning, it’s a female department

Saito-san and the manager replied.

Meaning, the company I’m seeing tomorrow.

Oh, I see. So, what did Sugimura tell you today?

Margo-san said.

Producer Sugimura asked her to be the host of the program

The manager replied.

No, uhm, at first, I’m introducing myself in the ring I’m the moderator, Saito Yuki, then, Panchos 1 and 2 and Dorinja come to the ring, and then Panchos 1 will be the moderator and I’ll be the assistant Oh, that setup.

Anything else?

He also agreed to let Yuki sing one song during airtime

The manager said.

No, he only said that I might be able to sing if there’s extra time, but it might not be likely

Hey, Yuki, didn’t we have him agree that you’re going to sing at least one chorus before the commercials?

Oh, the manager seems to be telling Margo-san some over-the-top minutes of her meeting with Sugimura

Meanwhile, Saito-san’s answering honestly.

Is that all?

Margo-san probes further.

Uhm, Sugimura-san told me to do pro wrestling in a swimsuit too

eeh?

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Uhm, Sugimura-san told me to participate in the school swimsuit wrestling

That producer just planned things on his own.

Yuki, you don’t have to

The manager hurriedly closed Saito-san’s mouth.

Sugimura-san told her about that, but I refused it. Our Saito-san won’t do that kind of work

The manager’s desperately trying to protect the idol she’s in charge of.

She’s not a bad person.

However.

No, I’ll do whatever it takes to get a sweet result!

Saito Yuki-san pushes down the hand covering her mouth and said.

I’ll wrestle in my school swimsuit or jump rope or anything, I’ll do whatever it takes

She says filled with spirit.

Don’t be ridiculous Yuki!

But, Linda-san, didn’t the president say this? If an idol can’t do sweet work, then they won’t sell

Saito-san told her manager with a smile.

I’ve only worked on TV one time. But that time, there were so many idols, that I wasn’t almost in the picture, and my grandma in Shimane didn’t even know which one was me. But, this time, my face will be on the screen, so thinking about it, it’s already sweet! That’s why I’ll do my best on anything Err.

I’m starting to feel sorry for letting this girl go home too like Sugimura and the comedians.

But.

Uhm, you keep saying sweet, but what do you mean by that?

Margo had the same question that I have in mind, and she asked Saito-san.

Err, I think it just means what it is?

Saito Yuki-san replies with a blank face.

Ah, I’ll explain it to her

Erica comes forward.

Uhm, the term sweet, in this case; used in the entertainment industry, refers to a situation where a particular celebrity is given special attention in the broadcast, making their presence highly visible to the viewers!

I see. So you’re willing to embarrass yourself a bit just to make sure you stand out in the broadcast?