As soon as the program starts, Nei’s bustling.
Nei-oneesan’s just as usual
Yeah, that’s the usual Nei-oneesan
Rie and Eri looked at Nei on the screen and muttered.
Nei-oneesan’s a jolly type. The truth is I want to be in the show, but.
We’ll just stain the show
Right, if Nei-oneesan’s appearing on TV, then it has to be a bright place. That’s why we gave up on asking
The twins appear on Yukino’s one-hour-long show every week on Friday night, but it’s also a unique show with no sponsors, no commercials, and not even a title for the show.
Besides, it’s a mysterious show from the dark forces that even the people at the TV station don’t know why that program is broadcasted in the first place.
Yukino’s the center of the show.
Snatch, the comedian, and Francie, the columnist, already had solid recognition in their day jobs, so they have no problems appearing on Yukino’s show, but.
Yukino, Eri, and Rie appear on their program every week, and they have a dark image of her parent being Shirasaka Sousuke, who’s even called the enemy of the people, or daughters of the Yakuza who died in the shootout with their own boss.
If it’s someone like Mitama-neesan, then there should be no problems
No, Rie-chan, Mitama-neesan’s too much
The monitor shows outside the ring, by the white tent waiting room, is Mitama in her usual white school uniform, holding a sword.
Even there, the public thinks Oh, that’s Anjou Mitama and nothing much
Mitama-oneesan’s someone hard to comprehend for them so it won’t be weird if she appears anywhere
Yeah. Mitama-oneesama will always be herself wherever she goes
Yomi also looked at Mitama on the screen and said.
Mitama’s always saying and doing exactly as she does in Yukino’s show, as a warrior, and never breaks the line.
That’s why the viewers see her as that kind of girl already.
Can’t beat the natural
Mana joins the conversation of the twins.
But, surprisingly, Mitama-oneesama’s ability to get accepted by the society like that is what makes her a real star
Haiji said.
Indeed, Mitama-chan’s suited for show business
Katsuko-nee praises Mitama.
The music soon gets quiet and Nei stopped dancing.
Okay, our first annual school swimsuit judo tournament has begun, I’m the MC of this event, Natou Nei, second-year, class 1, attendance number 18!
and I’m her assistant, Death Star Production’s M&M Section F’s Saito Yuki!
Saito-san bows her head for her introduction.
ooh! Yuki-chan!
Oh, it seems like there are some big fans, about three guys, on the right side of the ring, shouting Do your best! Yuki!
Saito-san’s got fans too.
Oh, they’re all wearing a T-shirt with Saito-san’s pic.
Thank you, guys
Saito-san waved at her fans, but.
She says, but that’s just three guys
Don’t say it like that, it makes you pity her, Rie-chan
Err, do your best, Saito-san.
Come on Yuki-chan, let’s get back to work!
Ah, I’m sorry!
Saito-san hurriedly picked up the script she was hiding in the corner of the ring.
Next, we’ll explain what school swimsuit judo is, right?
Ah, yes. Err, err, let’s see. It’s this! Eh, what kind of sports school swimsuit judo is?
Saito-san’s monotone.
That’s a good question, but you know, school swimsuit judo is a new hyper grappling updated unbelievable sport that’s very popular among the young and young at heart in Los Angeles right now! The rules are simple, you put on a school swimsuit and a judo uniform on top and fight!
Wow, that looks fun!
Saito-san, you should look a bit more excited.
The match is a single round and it lasts three minutes, if your opponent unties your judo belt or your shoulders touch the mat, then you lose
When their shoulders touch the mat? Do they not count to three like in wrestling?
Not here! If your shoulders touch the mat, you lose! That’s how the match goes fast!
Oh, so that’s their rule.
Well, Edie came up with this a few weeks ago.
And since today’s an exhibition match, if the winner’s not decided in three minutes, the match ends, there’s no overtime, it results in both sides losing
Huh, Natou-san, normally shouldn’t the result be draw?
Unfortunately no, the philosophy of school swimsuit judo is that everyone’s a loser except for the winners! So a draw is still a loss
Oh, now that’s an Edie-like setting.
Well then, we’ve kept everyone waiting, let’s introduce our participants!
Nei smiled at the camera.
Ler’s see, in school swimsuit judo, the red corner is called Novelist Ithaca’s team, and the blue corner is called Painter Hama’s team
Then, let’s start with the Ithaca team! Come!
Nei shouts, and then coming from the waiting room tent are Rodulfo-Seiko-san and Line Haruko wearing their school swimsuit and judo uniform.
Coming in first is Rodulfo Seiko-san, the leader of the Creative Martial Arts in Golden Balm Gym, competing for the beauty witch league, and her apprentice, Line Haruko-san, who’s competing for the high-school division!
Saito-san gives an awkward explanation, but the beautiful master and disciple enter the ring.
Hmm, Rodulfo-san wearing her school swimsuit is pretty much impossible, but she’s one of the beauties in the martial arts world so she’s perfect for the beauty witch league.
Haruko, look at the cameras. It’s there, looks straight at the camera
Rodulfo-san
Rodulfo-san’s in high spirits, but Haruko-san’s embarrassed.
Line Haruko-san, who usually approaches her matches with dignity, is embarrassed. Now that’s a new charm.
Rodulfo-san’s, the one recording is the camera with the red light on! It’s that camera over there right now
Nei tells her with a smile.
Oh, That’s embarrassing. Sorry for playing around. Haruko, the camera’s over there!
Rodulfo-san makes a pose looking at the camera.
rodulfo Seiko-san’s eager!
Saito-san said, Rodulfo-san;
Anyway, I’ll win. I’ll win so hard! Haruko and I will win this! We’ll show you the strength so watch our Golden Balm Gym! Yay!
Please treat us well
Rodulfo-san just said Yay!
She’s so happy to be on a commercial show on a Sunday afternoon.
Anyway, she wants to advertise her gym with this opportunity.
Next! Hama’s team!
Err, Coming from the Combat Karate style Tommy Ashida Dojo, and fighting in the beauty witch league, Monkey Mimi-san, and Daiporon Karisman!
Yo!
Mimi-san comes out running from the tent with a fighting spirit cheer.
Then, she runs up the metal stairs, leaps over the ropes, and stands in the ring.
Choiyaa! I’ll beat Rodulfo Seiko-san up!
Mimi-san points at Rodulfo-san, provoking her.
Ooh, Mimi-san went to declare her victory right away!
Nei laughed and then, Poron-san appears late from the waiting room.
Mimi-san, don’t be too enraged. It’s easy for us to beat Rodulfo-san
She walks to the ring with a nonchalant attitude along with her usual fake Kyoto accent.
Good Morning everyone, it’s Poron from Tommy Ashida Dojo
I’m Monkey Mimi! Yo!
The two of them didn’t even hesitate when facing the camera and making a pose.
Oh boy, well then, let’s introduce the next one, the Ikasaka team! Come!
Yes, the next two are coming fighting in the high school division, Team Kuromori’s Kudou Haruka-san and Kendou Maria-san
Seiyaa!
Soiyaa!
The high-school girl duo Kudou Haruka and Kendou Maria comes running to the ring.
Haruka-san’s got a straightforward personality, she doesn’t try to advertise herself.
Kendou Maria follows Haruka quietly.
Err, Kudou-san’s the women’s high-school karate champion last year, right?
Saito-san asks Kudou Haruka.
That’s already in the past. Let it go
That’s right, the time has come!