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Anyway, we’re just doing our best!

The time has come! That’s all!

Kudou Haruka aside, what is Kendou Maria’s saying?

Then, the last of the Hama-san team!

Grace Marinka-san and Edie Sexton!

Grace-san runs out of the waiting tent.

She ascends the stairs with a lively snapping sound and lightness unimaginable from her large body, jumping over the ropes and she stands on the ring.

Hmmph!

She raises her hand into the sky and appeals to the spectators in the ring, not to the camera.

ooh!

With Nei’s introduction, the stunned audience erupted in loud cheer!

As expected from someone who has been a female professional wrestler, she’s accustomed to getting the crowd excited

Katsuko-nee said.

Next.

I’m also here!

I thought that Edie’s voice coming from the tent in the waiting room.

Shubababababa!

Edie rushes up to the ring at a high speed.

!

It’s as if she teleported, she moved to the corner post.

I’m here

Edie looks down at her surroundings from the pole and waved her hand at the students.

ooh!

The cheers were louder compared to Grace-san because she’s a student in this school.

Even if they don’t know that Edie does martial arts,

This tanned skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes, cheerful American beauty stand out a lot in our school.

Edie’s sorting out the customers buying our pastry every day.

Every student in our school knows Edie.

Yes, looking good!

Then, Edie jumped from the corner post, rotated like a cat, and landed lightly on the mat.

err, Grace Marinka-san comes from professional wrestling, and Edie-san’s an American exchange student in this high school, right?

Saito Yuki-san explains the two despite being in shock by Edie’s performance.

That’s right, I’m Edie. a cute high school girl coming from New Orleans

Edie greets cheerfully.

If you want a cute 17-year-old, then we have Haruko here!

Rodulfo-san puts the embarrassed Line Haruko-san to the front.

Poron doesn’t have a young girl with her

What could you possibly be talking about? Mimi-chan’s not as young as the others, but she’s got her adult woman charms!

That’s right!

No, Poron-san, sure, you’re quite the beautiful witch, but.

Mimi-san, you’re more on the refreshing sporty type, right?

Err, how old are Kudou-san and Kendou-san?

Saito-san asks the two.

18

17

The two high school karate girls replied bluntly.

No, uhm, everyone sure is lovely. It may be weird for an idol like me to say, but, is this really a fight in the ring?

Saito-san’s right.

Everyone’s wearing school uniform and judo uniform on top, a weird outfit, but.

They all got a nice style and beautiful faces.

Fight. What’s the point if we don’t fight

Grace-san replies to Saito-san with her expressionless face.

That’s right, I’m going to beat you all up

If so, I’ll toughen up and put you down

Monkey Mimi-san, and Rodulfo-san, who are paired to fight, provoke each other right away.

haa, is that so?

Saito-san looks confused as she’s surrounded by the martial artists, but Edie;

You’re cute too

She smiles.

Yes, yes, Yuki-chan’s cute

Nei said smiling.

No, uhm, it just hurts hearing that from Natou-san

An Idol who signed with an agency lost to an ordinary high-school girl.

With that said, the eight of them will be fighting! We’ll have Edie-chan do the oath of play

Nei said. Edie moved forward.

There were two wrestling wearing tiger masks, and they said. Might is not justice, but Justice is power!

what?

Misagawa said that?

Grace Marinka-san, the former pro wrestler, mutters.

No, not them. Grace-san, that’s two generations ago! Edie-san’s talking about second-generation tiger masks

Nei tries to fix it, but.

What’s the difference?

Ah, Grace-chan, the second generation ago you’re talking about is a real wrestler, and the current second-generation Nei’s talking about is from an anime

Mimi-san explained.

Anime? The recent one?

No, that’s not it Grace-san! The second-generation tiger mask she’s talking about is from 1981! The one where the main character has a red sports car turning into a convertible with a tiger face at the flick of a switch! The voice of Inoki is Ginga Banho, the butcher and Andre are voiced by the same Actor, and somehow, the director Nagashima appears in the wrestling anime Nei’s face turns red, talking passionately.

Yeah, the actual first tiger guy was a tie-in to the second generation in the anime, so even though he was the first, his early costumes had the number 2 on them for some reason Mimi-san’s just spouting some information we don’t need.

Going back on topic! If you don’t win, there’s no point, and I’m winning! With that said, let’s fight! That’s the oath done!

Edie finished her nonsensical oath of fair play.

Err, next is singing the national anthem right? Am I the one singing?

Saito Yuki-san looks at the staff under the ring in surprise.

Oh, sorry about that, we just decided that earlier. Err, let’s welcome Tiger Izumi-san, singing our national anthem

Nei said, the camera switches to the front of the waiting room.

Stand there is;

Igarashi Izumi, wearing a tiger mask.

L-Let’s begin!

Tsukiko must’ve ordered Igarashi Izumi to sing.

She’s hiding her face with a tiger mask, but she’s still wearing the same high-school uniform so that might be a problem later.

!

However.

Igarashi Izumi’s soprano voice is wonderful.

She sings with a clear and dignified voice.

The entire crowd gathered in the schoolyard to hear Igarashi Izumi’s voice.

What an interesting girl

Katsuko-nee smiled.

The song ended, and then.

ooh!

Another cheer from the audience.

Thank you, Tiger Izumi! That was amazing!

that was amazing. Err, that’s weird for an idol like me to say this, but.

Nei and Saito Yuki-san praised Igarashi Izumi.

Well then, let’s begin with our first match

Nei said.

Hey, hey, wait a second!

what?

A loud female voice comes from the school gate.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second!

The camera shows the one speaking.

Then, three oversized women wearing the same jersey pattern appear.

They come running to the ring.

Huh, what is it? I never heard of this development

Saito-san doesn’t know about this, then this isn’t as planned.

Who? Who’s the one barging in?

Hey! Hey! Move it!

Make way! Hey!

The three forcibly mow through the students around the ring.

Oh? Isn’t that Dan-san?

Poron-san looked at one of the three who came running to the ring and said.

Dan-san?

Huh? The general of commando sambo gym God’s brown bear?

Mimi-san asks.

Huh? Dan-san? Dan Toushiko? the one who lost to Margo-san in the martial arts tournament before?

It’s been a while

Edie said with a smile.

Then, the camera gave a good look at the three.

Oh, the three of them have a jersey with their gym name printed on it.

They’re all looking tough, but.

The one who looks like a muscle behemoth is.

That’s definitely Dan Toushiko-san.

You even brought your disciples with you, what do you want?

Mimi-san asks from above the ring, and.

I contacted her, we’re no strangers anyway

Rodulfo Seiko-san said.

Huh? Rodulfo-san contacted them? Why?

No, Mimi-san. It wasn’t me who called them, I just sent them a mail that says Haruko and I will be on TV, so they can come and watch

Rodulfo-san replied to Mimi-san.

That’s right! It was a half-assed mail, that’s why we lost our way to the venue!

Dan Toushiko-san shouts.

Oh, sorry about that. But, I never thought that you’d come to the venue just to cheer us on