Back then, it was just Yukino, Snatch, and Francie, but now.
To replace Yukino whose belly is getting noticeable already, Mitama, Eri, and Rie wearing their tiny bikinis are there.
Also, the mysterious masked warrior named Stealth Kinuka appears from time to time.
Oh, about that. We finally found a middle school that would take care of us
We’re thankful to them. And so, we went there this Wednesday
Eri and Rie replied.
So, how did it go? How was your first time in Tokyo school?
Francie asks.
Well, as for that, we didn’t really go to school that much back in Kansai
You know, our parents were Yakuza
Then they were quite the trashy ones among them
We hardly went to school
The twins said.
Huh, why?
Snatch asks.
Well, Dad’s drunk most of the time and Mom’s either drunk or stoned
There’s nobody in the house who can do normal things
Besides, our family was making a living by selling our lewd videos over the internet
If things go poorly, we know that the other Yakuza would grab us
There are drugs that can cause you paranoia after all
If you’re watching this on TV right now, avoid drugs and alcohol, okay?
Even if your heads are empty, you’ll only cause trouble to your family
The twins face the camera and said.
We sure don’t have a good memory with our parents, do we?
Yeah, as you know, our parents died in a stupid shootout where they stormed the house of their own boss
Their deaths actually saved us
Right, if they were still alive, who knows what they’ve done to us now
Well, we do know. Father was planning to sell us off as prostitutes
Oh right, that was on the list
They even auctioned off our virginity to the regulars who bought our videos
We have records of those who attended those auctions. If you remember that, don’t try to contact us
It’ll ruin you socially. Our Master’s a scary one, so he’ll be sure to crush you down thoroughly if you try
You should also delete all those old lewd videos of us if you value your life
That’s not a threat, but advice
The twins say while grinning.
You sure speak some dangerous stuff, stop it
That’s right. Putting that aside, how was your new school?
Snatch and Francie changed the topic in a hurry.
You see
Yeah
Rie and Eri looked at each other and then.
It hasn’t been three days since we started school
There were boys from higher grades who confessed to us right away
The twins sighed.
Like what? Why are you suddenly confessing like that?
Middle school is amazing recently. Aren’t you two still in your first year?
Yukino cuts in while she was sipping ice tea from the side listening to Francie and Snatch talk.
That’s not what it’s about Right?
She looked at the twins and smiled.
What is it about then?
Snatch asks.
You know, we’re on TV
And we even told everyone that we’re no longer virgins
So those guys thought that they could cope a feel of our ass or let them fuck us so easily
They thought that we’re dumb because we’re showing up on TV dressed like this
The twins smiled wryly.
The boys at school looked down on us, that’s why they were like that. Even if we reject them, they’ll just laugh it off. Must be some seniors from the club telling them to go confess or something Oh, like how that happened on Megu because of a punishment game.
Those guys should just drop dead.
Well, how did you respond to them?
Francie asks.
We didn’t even reply
We just ignored them, like ants
I mean, if we ignore them, they’ll flip around and say, You girls appear on TV, try to be more friendly, We’re your fans you know
They seem to think of us as celebrities or something
What stupid idiots
Eventually, they’ll say We’re going to dent your sponsors that you won’t be able to put on your show!
Even threatening us by saying We’re going to write some slander on you over the net
Stupid
They sure are dumb
The twins laughed.
We never had sponsors in this show at all
Besides, which company are you going to send a complaint to?
Oh, you can’t even protest to the TV station
You know that some dark force is forcing to air this show regardless of the TV station’s will
Yukino’s show is one mysterious program that’s broadcasted every week.
You don’t get it, do you? You can do all your research or even send a team of investigators but you won’t get any info at all
Francie says.
Yeah, Francie and I get paid the same amount as if we’re on other shows, but the account name of the sender is different every time
Snatch said.
It was the Asian Children’s hand-in-hand conference last time
For me, the payment was from Meta Kusodan
That’s Kyouko-san’s naming sense.
Anyway, Yukino-oneesan, Mitama-oneesan, Stealth Kinuka, and we don’t show up on other shows, and we have no plans to do so
We’re not appearing in any movies, stage performances, or singing debuts!
I don’t like it when people say that they’re fans. We have no intention for that
The twins said.
Wait a second, aren’t you all getting paid too?
Snatch asks.
Oh look, Snatch Onii-san. While not as much as Yukino-oneesan, we’re also in a bad place you know
Even if we go back to Kansai now, the Yakuza will kidnap us and we can’t come back
I won’t speak of the details but since our parents died in the shootout with their boss, a lot of bad things happened behind the scenes for that to happen
If they want to know the truth about it, both Snatch-niisan and Francie-neesan will lose their lives yet we still won’t talk about it
The twins smiled.
We’re now properties of this scary Onii-san, but also, it means that he keeps us surrounded and protected
Like, we have good three meals, a place to live and sleep
We put on this swimsuit here but usually, we put on cute clothes
That Scary Onii-san, also says that he’ll Take care of us
We don’t have to worry about food, clothing, or even shelter, and they even allowed us to go to school
It would be ungrateful of us to ask for money after that
The twins say, but Francie;
But you girls are still young, don’t you want something?
The twins look at each other?
Rie-chan, want something?
Nothing much, what about Eri?
Nothing special. Oh, I want a small ruler
You can find one in the mansion somewhere. I’m sure you there’s one
They speak brightly.
You know, the place Snatch-oniisan came to visit the other day. The house we live in is so spacious that it has almost everything you need
Oh, that’s true, I’ve gone there but I don’t feel like I remember much, must be because I got drunk
I do remember that it was a grand mansion
Snatch and Francie are under the effect of the Miko power.
That mansion has a huge library, I think it had about fifty years worth of manga there
There’s also a surprising amount of movies there
And so, there’s this onee-san who knows a lot about movies who teaches us
That Onee-san also loves manga, she even buys new ones
It’s about Nei.
And so, we don’t really get bored over there.
Besides, the house is huge that we had a lot of things to help out on.
Rie-chan and I do help with housework
We only do what we can, right now, we’re learning how to cook
We also got someone who can teach us sewing so we’re learning that too
Oh, Shiranui Shie-san.
We have a lot of things to do, and things that we want to learn so we’re quite full
Yeah, if you’re like that, you hardly get greedy
I mean, the clothes we’re wearing right now are much more expensive than the ones we had at Kansai that we don’t know what our own taste is anymore