She leaned in. “How many men do you know who can move their fingers and push in and out at the same time?”
CHAPTER 34
Richard Stapley’s silver hair gleamed under the crystal chandelier. I could almost hear the cash register ringing inside his head as he grinned and posed for the videographer who was chronicling the eve ning’s festivities.
Poster- sized before- and- after pictures of the garden were displayed around the grand wood- paneled room, as was an early portrait of Owen Peacock. The walk- in fireplace was filled with fresh flowers; I was camped out in front of it when Richard sidled up to me.
“I don’t think we’ll have a problem getting you anything else you need for that garden, Paula.” He looked around the Historical Society’s crowded gallery, doing a silent head count. “I do believe we may even have something left over for that bonus I mentioned.” Bending down closer to my ear, he added, “We should have charged fifty dollars.”
As it was, for a modest thirty- five- dollar contribution anyone in town could dress up, drink nondescript jug wine, and gossip to their heart’s content-and feel civic minded while doing it. They came like locusts- community activists, avid gardeners, and the just plain curious.
Hillary Gibson and Gerald Fraser were there. So were Caroline Sturgis; the thrift- shop ladies; Richard’s wife, Margery; and a couple hundred others I didn’t know. The mayor was in attendance, but no one turned more heads than Babe Chinnery and Neil MacLeod. Anyone who thought she lived in jeans and a leather bustier had another think coming. She was elegant in a slinky tuxedo suit, tats hidden, and he was striking in a suit that could have been Zegna. They might have been going to the Grammys.
“I’ve got to hand it to your development people. This is a fantastic turnout,” I said to Richard.
“I wish we could take the credit for it,” he said, surveying the crowd and occasionally acknowledging someone, “but I think we both know it was those articles in the Bulletin. I believe you know Jon Chappell?” He knew I did.
Jon was standing with a group of people I didn’t know, and probably didn’t want to-granite- faced corporate types who’d clammed up the minute he joined them. He excused himself and came over to us.
“Jon, I was just telling Paula this is mostly your doing. I suppose I should thank you.” Richard gripped him tightly on the shoulder.
“Some people thought you might postpone the party, sir, in light of what’s happened,” Jon said, praying for a slip of the tongue that he could print.
“What’s happened?You mean Chiaramonte?” Richard seemed genuinely surprised, but it had occurred to me, too. “I’m sorry, of course, but he has nothing to do with the Historical Society. He’s not even a member. And we have our own responsibilities-don’t we, Paula?” Richard finally released his hold on Jon’s shoulder and left us, to welcome Congressman Win Fifield and his entourage.
“No thanks necessary, sir,” Jon called after him loudly, for others to hear. He rotated his shoulder. “Quite a grip.
“You clean up nice,” he said to me.
I’d taken an old Nicole Miller out of mothballs, one of those little black numbers that’ll look good forever; and since no amount of sunscreen keeps all the sun off a gardener, I had a little color.
“Thanks. Please tell me I haven’t created a monster.”
He pretended not to understand.
“ ‘A mother’s anguish’?”
“Give me a break. A month ago, the biggest news around here was the invasive hogweed story. I’ve earned this. We’ve earned this. I’ve got my editor eating out of the palm of my hand thanks to you.” He gave me a little toast and downed his drink.
“We’re sniffing someone out, I can feel it,” he said, reminding me I was his coconspirator. “Don’t play innocent-you called me, remember? Besides, a little press-it’s got to be good for your business.”
“Right-landscaping, water gardens, exhumations. I can hear the phone ringing now.”
“I’m getting another.” He snorted. “Want one?”
“Sure. Red wine.”
Jon walked to the bar, and I was briefly alone. I looked around for Babe or Lucy, who’d dropped me off, then gone to park the car. As I scanned the gallery I couldn’t help but feel that if we interviewed everyone in the room, we’d have all the answers to the baby mystery, Yoly Rivera’s disappearance, and the stabbing of Guido Chiaramonte. I felt someone behind me. I turned, expecting to see Jon or Lucy. Instead it was Mike O’Malley.
“I was thinking the same thing myself,” he said.
“What?”
“We should just question all of them. Right here.”
“How on earth did you know what I was thinking?”
“I’m the detective, remember? Actually, you said it ever so softly. You do know that you talk to yourself?”
“Damn. Another secret out in the open. You won’t tell?”
“I’m very discreet. Ask anyone. You look good to -night. Different.” He squinted, as if trying to figure out what it was.
It wasn’t the dress or the flame job on my toes. It was the blow dryer. At Lucy’s insistence, I’d resurrected the dusty Conair from underneath the bathroom sink. Unused for almost a year, it started up like a new car.
It was scary how quickly one could slip back into the tyranny of blow- dried hair. Instead of pulled into a ponytail, plastered against my skull, and stuffed under a hat, my long auburn hair was sleek and shiny and tucked behind one ear.
“No baseball hat, that’s it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you without one,” he said.
“It took me an hour to rub the Knicks logo from my forehead,” I said, not comfortable discussing my appearance with the cop. What was next? My skin? My boobs? “I don’t suppose you’ve had any success finding a witness to confirm Hugo and Anna’s story?”
“I’m afraid not.”
Just then, Jon returned with our drinks. “Hello, Michael.”
“Jonathan.” To me, Mike said, “I’m not much for parties. I just made an appearance to show my community spirit. I’ll see you tomorrow around eight, then?”
I had no idea what he was talking about but found myself saying, “All right” as he left to mingle with a knot of people just to our right. Out of the corner of my eye, I found Lucy and signaled for her to join us. She and Jon exchanged CVs and theories; Jon was instantly smitten. As if her looks weren’t enough, Lucy’s experience in reality- based programming had him lapping at her feet and inundating her with questions.
“Hey, Jimmy Olsen, come up for air,” she said. “This is a party, isn’t it? Or have I once again been brought here under false pretenses? Make yourself useful and get me a glass of something, okay?”
Jon left to do her bidding before she finished speaking.
“Nice kid,” she said, used to having acolytes.
“Maybe.”
“Not my type, of course, too young. And there’s something peculiar about that beard.”
I cut her off because her new servant was back in a flash with her drink.
“I thought the Jeep was big,” she said smoothly, as if we’d been talking about cars in Jon’s absence. “There are SUVs outside bigger than my apartment.”
“Like they all need them,” Jon added. “Most of these folks don’t do anything more adventurous than going to dinner without a reservation. I’ve got a Sunbeam Alpine,” he said, trying to impress her.
“A Sunbeam? Is that so?” she said, not really caring since she didn’t know a Sunbeam from a Sunfish. “I had to park near a bunch of cardboard crosses, too. What gives?”
“That’s Arlington Cemetery. Memorial Day is coming.” I was about to explain the suburban phenomenon of Holiday Harry when Springfield’s illustrious congressman came into view.