In the receiving station alone I saw minotaurs with topaz-spangled horns, ravens beneath cascades of night feathers, leopards, maenads, stained-glass butterfly wings framing dark eyes behind turquoise panes, elephants with muralled ears and bladed tusks, gilded and tricorned bauta, onyx moretta painted with phosphorescent trailing vines, silver-lipped volta with sapphire teardrops at the corners of the eyes. My eyes became drunk as the Depot reeled with colour and frost, with sound and epileptic glittering.
I chose my own mask from a hawker hoisting dozens of them on long black poles like ears of dried corn. My contrary nature, riled by the odious flamboyance of the American stew around me, fixed on the simplest one I could see—plain white with a thin black mouth and pinholes of red in the knife-sharp hollows of the cheeks. It would suffice. Cythera selected a sun-queen’s mask, golden rays and copper peacock feathers arrayed around a burnished, rounded face engraved with a detailed map of the Virgilian underworld. A cloisonné Lethe sliced across the patrician bridge of her new nose.
When she lifted her new face from its hook, I saw another lying beneath it. I startled at it as though it were my own face, and I knew that against its dark beauty my contrariness had already crumbled. It was a plague doctor’s mask, black, a beak so thick and long it would cover half my chest. Bubbles of green glass cupped the eye sockets; in threads of tiny emeralds the Totentanz—the old Germanic dance of death—whirled around the shaft of that long hooked mouth, the savagely angular cheekbones, as if a mask could starve. A sparkling green pope skipped after a king spun after a peasant leapt after a child in malachite rags gambolled after a maiden whose long ultramarine hair rippled and ran along the edges of the mask’s face; all cavorting, careening, capering after Death, who jigged upon the brow, partnered in own his dance with his scythe, his leg lifted in a flamenco stride, his bone hands clapping the beat of a human heart as it sped or slowed to nothing. A fan of stark shear-blades gave the mask a brutal tiara. I put my fingers against its slick lightless face, the shimmer of the prancing child, his little arms straining toward the maiden dancing out of reach before him; but she did not spare a single glance backward, her green, living breast surging forward, forward, her arms open, taut, eager, stretching toward Death, her eyes shining only for Him.
“Hundred bucks, one-eighty for both,” said the mask-seller.
Safe inside that emerald Totentanz I swam within the rhotic rumble of the Depot: the sound of clothes moving against the people inside them; the bell-toll of station announcements; the luggage porters’ shabby uniforms; the beggar children asking not for coins but for news of Earth, some sugary morsel of life back home to scurry away with to some hovel and pore over with a pervert’s concentration.
Our escorts were, of course, unforgivably late, which I suppose one must expect when they are sent by a fellow who calls himself a Mad King, but it was no less irritating for being supposed. What use is it to detail the hours spent waiting? At six o’clock in the evening a klaxon sounded and the whole of the Depot surged to one side—How Many Miles to Babylon? was coming through on the public antenna, as clear as it was going to get, come one, come all. Sit together, draw close, Vespertine is in trouble again and it feels like being alive. I saw Violet El-Hashem, my ancient shipmate, position a chair so that she could watch the Plutonians gathering at the radio, to see her audience in the flesh for the first time. An old episode, either repeated or new to this furthest of the outer planets. Or perhaps arranged by her studio so that she could have this moment in the cold while plastic cups of cider went round the throng. I felt a bizarre, unwanted pang of missing her; I put it away like an old handkerchief.
Madame Brass, a shark in woman’s skin, unable to hold herself still and do nothing, even for a moment, questioned any passersby too slow to escape her: We are for Setebos Hall, is there a road, a public conveyance? At what hour do the trains stop running? I let her. I excel at doing nothing. It is, you might say, my hobby. But she got no satisfaction from the parade of masked Plutonians. A man in a creased and beastly blood-red boar mask shook his head and held up his hands. Do not ask—better yet, do not go. A flatiron-chinned copper bauta with a frozen tricorne of split pomegranates begged off: No one goes there unless summoned. If you have not been summoned, thank your stars and keep your head down. A woman in a wine-dark moretta with the circles of heaven painted on it and a body so lovely that you could see her shape even under her pillowed snowsuit actually crossed herself.
Our small talk was too small to relate. Cythera Brass and I had long ago exhausted our stores of acceptable conversation, but our interpersonal cisterns had been briefly topped off by the landing, disembarkation, the tuba and the masks, the finding of fault with Americans and their goings-on, and the unloading of our mysterious cargo, which turned out to be maiclass="underline" impossibly precious on the outer planets and yet impossibly quotidian. My post is worth all the diamonds in antique Africa; yours is scrap for the furnace grate. I care nothing for some Venusian bastard sending money to the bottom of the solar barrel or a Martian mother complaining about her daughter’s choice in men, in career, in dress, in every little thing—oh, but she tucked in her recipe for lime pie! Well, then! I still do not care.
In film, even in realité such as Severin’s, these sorts of human intermissions are happily elided with jump-cuts or montages. Action to action, point of interest to point of interest, that’s the way! In life they must be suffered, wallowed in. We waited into the night, sitting on our suitcases like refugees, not daring to leave the rendezvous point even to forage for a prepacked lichen-slab meal.
Our escorts arrived just after midnight. You will think I am joking when I say that we were collected by stagecoach. Stagecoach! After the Talbot limousine in Te Deum and the absurdly posh appointments of the Obolus, I was spoiled. It is easy to become spoiled—a little taste, a little ease, a little shaft of light let in and suddenly nothing is good unless it bests the last luxury. And now we were meant to travel as though the last hundred years had never occurred, as though this was that wretched preflight America of raccoon hats and pony expresses. Was this a colony or an amusement park full of animatronic Americans and roller coasters shaped like the Rocky Mountains? A stagecoach—and not just that, but a buffalo-drawn stagecoach, driven by twin girls with livid dyed-purple hair, uncut black rubies binding their chests like bandoliers, and identical fuchsia masks stippled with wild gold fairy tattoos and mouths painted in the shapes of orange starfish.
The buffalo were my first experience with the Plutonian sense of humour. I had seen vast herds of buffalo in my youthful travels to America—woolly and prodigiously bigheaded, -horned, and -hoofed. These animals that dragged their mistresses’ coach behind them were in no sense buffalo, though the girls insisted on calling them that. They were, as best I can describe them, sleek blue lizards the size of cougars, their glassy night-eyes bulging like fish, their silver tongues lolling and lashing like whips, their three tails held curled and upright like scorpions, tipped in strange silver bulbs. They bore wild strips of honey-coloured fur running the lengths of their spines and six swinging mammalian breasts, each black nippled and heavy with milk that dribbled in magenta trails behind them like oil leaking from an engine.