"And cutlasses and pikes, " Ramage added. "Get the grindstones up on deck and sharpen everything. But keep an eye on the men - we want some metal left."
"Aye, aye, sir." Aitken waited in case there were more orders, but Ramage had nothing more to say.
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Jackson led his men round the deck, pointing here and there, and Stafford and Rossi spattered small pieces of slush - the thick greyish fat that the cook skimmed from the top of the water after boiling salt meat - and smeared it into the wood with their feet. The American then sprinkled sand. They had already covered half the decks.
"What a game this is, " Stafford grumbled. "It'll take weeks to get these decks clean again. An' the brasswork - just look at it. Amazin' wot a few hours' soaking with salt water can do." He stopped for a moment and pointed to the bosun and his mates. "Look! Cuttin' off lengths of old rope and fraying the ends into cow's tails! "
He shrugged his shoulders and resumed his scuffing of the specks of slush, but all three men stopped a few minutes later at the sight of the cook, a bucket in his hand, following Southwick.
"A few drops here, " the Master said, and the cook dipped his hand into the bucket and then spattered blood over the deck by the break of the gangway on the starboard side.
"'Ere! Whose blood is that?" exclaimed a startled Stafford.
"They just kill one of the officers' sheeps, " said Rossi cheerfully.
As the cook followed Southwick, pouring a mug full here, spattering with his hand there, one of the bosun's mates walked past with a length of rope and tucked it round a belaying pin at the mainmast, careful that the frayed end hung down. He walked back a few paces, inspected it and then went back and slid the frayed rope across the deck with his foot to dirty it. Jackson gestured aft as the cook passed him: "Look, it's drying fast. Soon loses that nice rich red! "
"Looks like a slaughterhouse! " the cook said nervously. "There'll be a lot of scrubbing to do when all this is over! "
By now the purser had come on deck, followed by seamen carrying bundles of shirts and trousers. "Ah, come on cookie, " Southwick said. "We've got to do this next job very carefully! "
The seamen began spreading the clothes on the deck and the cook, holding his bucket carefully against the rolling of the ship, began sprinkling them with blood.
"Wipe your hand on some of them, " Southwick instructed. "Not too much, make it look realistic. Now, how many shirts are there? Only twenty-five? Come on, Mr Purser, we need another couple o' dozen! "
The purser went below again with his men, muttering under his breath, and as Ramage walked up to inspect the work Southwick said: "The purser's wondering how he'll be able to sell these as new! "
"He won't - you'll list them as destroyed in action! "
"Ah, " Southwick said. "I'll tell him that." Action - he guessed that the Calypso was supposed to have been in a fight with the Santa Barbara. Was WagstafTe to fake some damage to the brig as well?
Ramage continued his inspection, walking slowly round the deck, hands clasped behind his back. By now the bosun's mates had fitted more tails of frayed rope and Jackson's men had almost completed their task of making the decks look filthy. Aitken came from forward after supervising the seamen sprinkling more salt water on the brasswork.
"I never thought to see this, sir, " Aitken said cheerfully. "The Captain, First Lieutenant and Master of one of the King's ships doing their best to make her look like a hulk! "
"Like a neglected slaughterhouse, " Ramage commented. "Give the grease a few hours to soak into the wood, and time for that blood to darken . . ."
The First Lieutenant paused for a few moments, hoping Ramage would say more, but he continued walking forward and Aitken called to the seaman with the bucket of salt water: "The brass rods protecting the glass in the Captain's skylight: go up to the quarterdeck and douse them again."
He looked round the ship, proud of the morning's work yet dismayed and appalled by it. In the days since the Calypso left Antigua, he had kept the ship's company busy holystoning, scrubbing and polishing, making up for a year's neglect by the French. The metal surface of most of the brasswork was now smooth enough to take an easy polish with the brickdust; the last dirt had been scrubbed and holystoned from the grain of the deck planking and the last grease stain removed. Now - in a couple of hours - it had been transformed so that even the French would be impressed. All the ship lacked, he thought sourly, was the reek of garlic and the stench of unpumped bilges and you'd think she was back in French hands.
Captain Ramage had specified exactly what he wanted: dirty decks, gritty with sand, ropes with cow's tails, unpolished brass-work, bits of food lying around in the scuppers, bloodstained decks . . . Well, he had it now; the Calypso looked like a ship which had fought a desperate battle, lacking only damage by roundshot.
There had not been a word of explanation: Captain Ramage had said nothing to Southwick - who, as far as Aitken was concerned, seemed to have been born without any curiosity at all. Not a word to his First Lieutenant, not a comment to Baker or Kenton. Of course he did not expect the Captain to confide in third and fourth lieutenants, but a passing comment might have revealed more of what he had in mind.
There was enough heat in the sun now to speed up the work: the water dried almost immediately on the brasswork, leaving a fine crust of sparkling salt crystals; the drops and blobs of blood were turning a rusty brown and he wished he was over in the Santa Barbara, still a mile ahead. The peak of Pico de Santa Fe was gradually lifting on the larboard bow, but high clouds inland drifted across to hide the tip from time to time. If he was over in the Santa Barbara it would be up to Wagstaffe to reduce the Calypso to a shambles . . .
The dirt, the frayed ropes' ends, the dulled brasswork offended him. His mother had been a great one for the scrubbing brush, whether it was cleaning the grey stone floor of the kitchen or the backs of her young sons standing shivering in the high-walled yard as they were doused with buckets of water for their weekly bath. The kitchen table, the bread board, occasionally the carpet - all were scrubbed with a cheerfulness belying the effort needed.
The great rolling hills of Perthshire seemed a million miles away; the village of Dunkeld on a hot summer's day was colder than the chilliest night in these latitudes. The people of Dunkeld would never believe him if he said that for much of the day men never stood still on deck if they could avoid it because the wood was too hot under foot; that a man off watch who stretched out on the deck for a nap was liable to wake up to find his shirt striped with pitch from the caulking. They would nod politely when he told them this accounted for the seamen's phrase "taking a caulk", meaning having a nap. They would be equally polite when he said that the sun heated metal so that it became uncomfortably hot to touch. They would nod politely, but they would not believe a word of it. Likewise it would be just as hard describing snow or frost to people born in the Tropics.
Ramage walked back to the quarterdeck and stood at the rail looking forward over the ship. It all looked unreal. Although he had given the orders which had transformed the Calypso, he seemed remote from it. The dirty bloodstained deck, the frayed ropes - she lacked shot holes and splintered woodwork, otherwise anyone would think she had been in battle and then left to drift for a week or two.
What was he really trying to do? The problem was that he was far from sure, but was risking everything on it. What was "it"? His own questions made him impatient, because they only underlined that he was grasping at straws. The straw, for example, that led to the order to make the Calypso look like a hulk. Now Southwick and Aitken waited confidently for the next orders, for the next stage in the plan to be revealed to them.