‘I like being around you, Dave.’ I tested the brew: it was good. I had a bit of a weakness for UHT. ‘I like to remind you now and again of what you did to Charlie. Remind you that I could fuck up business and at the same time fuck up that head of yours. Know what I mean?’
‘You can try and fuck up whatever you want. In the short term, yes, you could do business some damage. Long term? Forget it. The blokes want work, the companies need bayonets. Supply and demand, Nick. Who gives a fuck as long as the pay cheques keep coming?
‘Besides, you’ve got more to worry about than what you’re going to do with me. I keep in touch with Hazel, you know. Loves me, she does. Last time we spoke, she sent her regards, told you not to be a stranger. All over me, she is. Seems I did more for her and Charlie than she can ever thank me for. So, giving me the name of that box-head of yours was only a tiny favour. She threw in a cell number, email address and her stepfather’s home address as a bonus. And the news that she works for Mercy Flight. I like to keep records, Nick. I get the odd one or two fuckwits coming in here and going psycho on me.
‘Now, let me see. You don’t need the brains of a bishop to work this one out. Mercy Flight’s all over the place – even in the Congo, if I remember right. What I reckon is, you want to get to her, get something to her, or get her out of there. And it seems to me that if I don’t help you you’re fucked. It’ll take you weeks trawling bars and making grovelling calls. Chances are she’ll be fucked and hanging from a tree by the time you get there. You need me.’
I looked down at him, and he looked up at me. A hint of a smile spread under his porn-star moustache. He was liking this too much. My brew didn’t taste so good now.
‘I’ve got a hundred bayonets on my books. Three are just a press of a panic button away right now. How stupid do you think I am? Try to fuck me around any more and I’ll get them to persuade you to think again. I won’t even have to pay them, just promise to push them up the pecking order.
‘Besides, that isn’t going to get you to the box-head, is it? I have what you need. I’m the broker – that’s why you’re here, isn’t it? I’m in a wheelchair, not fucking retarded. Now, can we get down to business?’
There are times when you have to accept you’ve been fucked over, and this was one of them. I was still giving him the long, hard stare, but it became a long, slow nod.
‘Good. ’Bout fucking time.’ He tapped a few keys on his laptop, studied the screen, and tapped a few more. He glanced at his watch, then hit another key. The printer in the corner began to whir.
Crazy Dave wheeled himself away from the desk. He came back with two sheets of A4. ‘Here’s your e-ticket – on the house.’
I gave it a glance. It was for nine thirty that night, from Heathrow. It was just after three now. I’d have to thrash the Corsa.
He handed me the second sheet. ‘Your contact. He’ll get you most of the way. There are people working in the area, they’ll take you in. The debt’s paid. Now fuck off out of my sight.’
I folded the two sheets of paper and tucked them into my jeans pocket, then picked up my brew. I looked at it for a second, then tipped it over his head.
He yelped and his hands flew up like a pair of copulating pigeons.
I frisked his neck for the panic button. I found it, hanging like a pendant, and pulled it over his head.
‘What the fuck are you doing? You don’t realize what you’re doing.’
‘Yep, just getting ahead.’
I grabbed his right calf and started towards the door, dragging him and the wheelchair behind me. He screamed and shouted at me to stop, but I kept going.
We got to the door. Crazy Dave couldn’t hold on to his chair any longer and fell out on his arse. I dragged him through the rain towards the patio doors. He tried to squirm round so his hands could grip me, as if that was going to help.
We bounced over the ramp and through the front room, leaving a long wet trail over the laminate. Crazy Dave wasn’t saying anything. All his effort was going into trying to get himself upright.
I carried on through the front door and only let him go when we reached the Popemobile. He flailed around on the wet Tarmac, trying to pull himself along on his elbows, back towards the house.
I didn’t know why I’d done it. It was immature, gratuitous and got me nowhere – but, fuck, it put a smile back on my face.
I got into the car, wound down the window, and threw the panic button at him.
And as I drove out of Bobblestock, windscreen wipers going nineteen to the dozen, I felt that for the first time in nearly twenty-four hours my hand was back on the tiller. But it didn’t feel as good as I’d thought it would.
There was so much about each other we didn’t know.
I had been continually putting off explaining to Silky what I was. I’d told her just before she met him that I’d been a soldier once and had done a bit of parachuting with Charlie, but that was about it. As for the promise to tell her the whole picture that I’d made myself yesterday? Deep down, I knew it was bollocks. It wouldn’t have happened. The plain fact was, I was scared she’d reject me.
She was everything I wasn’t. I came from the world she hated with a vengeance – the world of war and death, the heartless fucking over the defenceless.
As I changed down a gear to drive up Aylestone Hill, I realized I wouldn’t have to explain anything. If it all went pear-shaped, she might be seeing it at first-hand, and in real time.
PART THREE
Cape Town
International
Saturday, 10 June,
16:05 hours
1
We flew round Table Mountain, then north along wide, sandy beaches before circling back inland across vast stretches of vineyard. The city nestled between the lower slopes and the Atlantic.
Thank fuck the flight was over. I’d been jammed in cattle class for the best part of twenty hours. It hadn’t been direct: we’d had two dropo-ffs on the way. I could picture the grin on Crazy Dave’s face, once he’d managed to crawl back to his desk. The bastard must have bought the cheapest ticket going.
I looked for taxi signs as I wandered towards the exit, checking my empty voicemail. Then I punched in Lex’s airfield office number. It was a mass of sevens and fives and I kept getting the little fuckers in the wrong order.
The woman who answered had such a strong accent I felt she was beating me over the head with it.
‘Hello, it’s Nick Stone again. I called last night for Lex. Is he there?’ I carried on through acres of glass and concrete, past Vodafone stalls hiring out mobiles and dozens of businessmen poring over their laptops in the hot zone.
‘You’re late, man. Didn’t you leave last night?’
‘We stopped off in Jo’burg and Port Elizabeth.’ My mouth tasted like a rat’s arse and I could only just peel open my eyes.
‘It’s Saturday afternoon, man. He said he’ll meet you at the bar.’ The way Mrs Bring-Back-Apartheid pronounced it, it sounded like something you’d do if you were looking for an oilfield.
‘Which bar? And what’s his last name?’
‘You coming by car?’ She started spouting roads and exits.
‘Whoa, I’ll find a pen and paper. I’ll call you back.’
I closed down the mobile and went over to a Nescafé stall masquerading as a street barrow. I got the loan of a pencil while the vendor made me a very bad cup of instant coffee. Granules lapped against the rim of the cup as she handed it to me because the water wasn’t hot enough.
Lex being in a bar wasn’t good news. Bars meant alcohol, and where I came from, it was ten hours from bottle to throttle. Well, sometimes.
I called the number again, and had to keep slowing her down until I had the details. ‘OK, the False Bay bar. Where’s that?’