I therefore determined to set off on my journey with daylight on the ensuing morning, and to gain the neighbouring kingdom of Scotland before any idea of my departure was entertained at the Hall. But one impediment of consequence was likely to prevent that speed which was the soul of my expedition. I did not know the shortest, nor indeed any road to Glasgow; and as, in the circumstances in which I stood, despatch was of the greatest consequence, I determined to consult Andrew Fairservice on the subject, as the nearest and most authentic authority within my reach. Late as it was, I set off with the intention of ascertaining this important point, and after a few minutes' walk reached the dwelling of the gardener.
Andrew's dwelling was situated at no great distance from the exterior wall of the garden---a snug comfortable Northumbrian cottage, built of stones roughly dressed with the hammer, and having the windows and doors decorated with huge heavy architraves, or lintels, as they are called, of hewn stone, and its roof covered with broad grey flags, instead of slates, thatch, or tiles. A jargonelle pear-tree at one end of the cottage, a rivulet and flower-plot of a rood in extent in front, and a kitchen-garden behind; a paddock for a cow, and a small field, cultivated with several crops of grain, rather for the benefit of the cottager than for sale, announced the warm and cordial comforts which Old England, even at her most northern extremity, extends to her meanest inhabitants.
As I approached the mansion of the sapient Andrew, I heard a noise, which, being of a nature peculiarly solemn, nasal, and prolonged, led me to think that Andrew, according to the decent and meritorious custom of his countrymen, had assembled some of his neighbours to join in family exercise, as he called evening devotion. Andrew had indeed neither wife, child, nor female inmate in his family. ``The first of his trade,'' he said, ``had had eneugh o'thae cattle.'' But, notwithstanding, he sometimes contrived to form an audience for himself out of the neighbouring Papists and Church-of-Englandmen---brands, as he expressed it, snatched out of the burning, on whom he used to exercise his spiritual gifts, in defiance alike of Father Vaughan, Father Docharty, Rashleigh, and all the world of Catholics around him, who deemed his interference on such occasions an act of heretical interloping. I conceived it likely, therefore, that the well-disposed neighbours might have assembled to hold some chapel of ease of this nature. The noise, however, when I listened to it more accurately, seemed to proceed entirely from the lungs of the said Andrew; and when I interrupted it by entering the house, I found Fairservice alone, combating as he best could, with long words and hard names, and reading aloud, for the purpose of his own edification, a volume of controversial divinity.
``I was just taking a spell,'' said he, laying aside the huge folio volume as I entered, ``of the worthy Doctor Lightfoot.''
``Lightfoot!'' I replied, looking at the ponderous volume with some surprise; ``surely your author was unhappily named.''
``Lightfoot was his name, sir; a divine he was, and another kind of a divine than they hae now-adays. Always, I crave your pardon for keeping ye standing at the door, but having been mistrysted (gude preserve us!) with ae bogle the night already, I was dubious o' opening the yett till I had gaen through the e'ening worship; and I had just finished the fifth chapter of Nehemiah---if that winna gar them keep their distance, I wotna what will.''
``Trysted with a bogle!'' said I; ``what do you mean by that, Andrew?''
``I said mistrysted,'' replied Andrew; ``that is as muckle as to say, fley'd wi' a ghaist---Gude preserve us, I say again!''
``Flay'd by a ghost, Andrew! how am I to understand that?''
``I did not say flay'd,'' replied Andrew, ``but fley'd,---that is, I got a fleg, and was ready to jump out o' my skin, though naebody offered to whirl it aff my body as a man wad bark a tree.''
``I beg a truce to your terrors in the present case, Andrew, and I wish to know whether you can direct me the nearest way to a town in your country of Scotland, called Glasgow?''
``A town ca'd Glasgow!'' echoed Andrew Fairservice. ``Glasgow's a ceety, man.---And is't the way to Glasgow ye were speering if I ken'd?---What suld ail me to ken it?---it's no that dooms far frae my ain parish of Dreepdaily, that lies a bittock farther to the west. But what may your honour be gaun to Glasgow for?''
``Particular business,'' replied I.
``That's as muckle as to say, Speer nae questions, and I'll tell ye nae lees.---To Glasgow?''---he made a short pause---``I am thinking ye wad be the better o' some ane to show you the road.''
``Certainly, if I could meet with any person going that way.''
``And your honour, doubtless, wad consider the time and trouble?''
``Unquestionably---my business is pressing, and if you can find any guide to accompany me, I'll pay him handsomely.''
``This is no a day to speak o' carnal matters,'' said Andrew, casting his eyes upwards; ``but if it werena Sabbath at e'en, I wad speer what ye wad be content to gie to ane that wad bear ye pleasant company on the road, and tell ye the names of the gentlemen's and noblemen's seats and castles, and count their kin to ye?''
``I tell you, all I want to know is the road I must travel; I will pay the fellow to his satisfaction---I will give him anything in reason.''
``Onything,'' replied Andrew, ``is naething; and this lad that I am speaking o' kens a' the short cuts and queer by-paths through the hills, and''------
``I have no time to talk about it, Andrew; do you make the bargain for me your own way.''
``Aha! that's speaking to the purpose,'' answered Andrew.--- ``I am thinking, since sae be that sae it is, I'll be the lad that will guide you mysell.''
``You, Andrew?---how will you get away from your employment?''
``I tell'd your honour a while syne, that it was lang that I hae been thinking o' flitting, maybe as lang as frae the first year I came to Osbaldistone Hall; and now I am o' the mind to gang in gude earnest---better soon as syne---better a finger aff as aye wagging.''
``You leave your service, then?---but will you not lose your wages?''
``Nae doubt there will be a certain loss; but then I hae siller o' the laird's in my hands that I took for the apples in the auld orchyard---and a sair bargain the folk had that bought them---a wheen green trash---and yet Sir Hildebrand's as keen to hae the siller (that is, the steward is as pressing about it) as if they had been a' gowden pippins---and then there's the siller for the seeds---I'm thinking the wage will be in a manner decently made up.---But doubtless your honour will consider my risk of loss when we win to Glasgow---and ye'll be for setting out forthwith?''
``By day-break in the morning,'' I answered.
``That's something o' the suddenest---whare am I to find a naig?---Stay---I ken just the beast that will answer me.''
``At five in the morning, then, Andrew, you will meet me at the head of the avenue.''
``Deil a fear o' me (that I suld say sae) missing my tryste,'' replied Andrew, very briskly; ``and if I might advise, we wad be aff twa hours earlier. I ken the way, dark or light, as weel as blind Ralph Ronaldson, that's travelled ower every moor in the country-side, and disna ken the colour of a heather-cowe when a's dune.''
I highly approved of Andrew's amendment on my original proposal, and we agreed to meet at the place appointed at three in the morning. At once, however, a reflection came across the mind of my intended travelling companion.
``The bogle! the bogle! what if it should come out upon us?---I downa forgather wi' thae things twice in the four-and-twenty hours.''
``Pooh! pooh!'' I exclaimed, breaking away from him, ``fear nothing from the next world---the earth contains living fiends, who can act for themselves without assistance, were the whole host that fell with Lucifer to return to aid and abet them.''