‘Aliya, what did your father mean that day over lunch? Remember, just after you got back? I escorted Abida Nani out and when I came back he was saying, “I should have fired Masood when …” and then your mother told him to shut up.’
‘I don’t know.’ I had forgotten about that entirely.
Sameer stood up. ‘I’m going to find your mother. Maybe she’ll tell us. You can use my absence to read that e-mail which you’re so desperate for me not to see.’
He left, and I turned gratefully to my laptop.
Hi, Ailment.
Your e-mail about tea at the Starcheds’ had me in hysterics! Seriously. Someone rang the bell and I couldn’t answer it because I was having such a haal picturing Older Starch stuffing food into the older Ali Shah’s mouth to stop him from charming you. But obviously you don’t want to hear any of this, as your last message so subtly hinted. ‘How’s Baji? Have you seen her recently?’ my foot. Why don’t you just come right out and say Cal Butt has hoovered you off your ankles? So, everyone loves him, if that’s what you want to know, but, after he left, Baji (who somehow detected your interest in him, although neither Rehana Apa nor I can recall saying anything about it) said, ‘Of course, you don’t marry an individual. You marry a family.’ Normally I would roll my eyes at this marriage phoo-pha; I mean, flings can be great fun, and if it wasn’t for you I’d fling him in a second. But you’ve never shown signs of being able to do that one-day-at-a-time thing and frankly Liaquatabad should stop you from thinking long-term. I’ve gathered enough info from him to know that his Karachi relatives’ English is weak, they’ve never left the country, and they believe in the joint-family system (the horror, the horror; imagine living in a house teeming with your own relatives, never mind someone else’s). I know he lives in America (claims he wants to get a job that’ll let him travel the globe), but if you and he end up together there’ll have to be family interaction in Karachi and that will be a disaster, the fallout from which will not leave you unscathed at all! Call me a snob if you want to, but what the hell do any one of us have to say to the great mass of our compatriots? We can talk about cricket and complain about the politicians, but then what? I’m not denying that they could be wonderful people, but that’s really not the point.
There — I’ve done my bit. Now I’m going to give you a message from him, which he wrote on my arm in some bloody indelible ink which refused to come off until half a bar of soap later. He wrote: ‘Footfalls echo in the memory/Down the passage which we did not take/Towards the door we never opened/Into the rose garden. My words echo/Thus, in your mind.’
It’s all a bit too pseudo for me, but I suppose you think it’s charming. (Quoting Yeats is charming, Aliya; quoting Eliot is showing off.) He’s still not sure when he’ll be in Karachi, but he will be there before the summer is through. I’ve had to thoroughly wrestle with my conscience about relaying his message to you, but Rehana Apa said she’d tie me to Nelson’s column and feed prunes and bran fibre to the pigeons if I didn’t do it and pronto. Now, don’t expect another message from me for a while. This is all too exhausting and I have to read too many books on fiscal policies of Indian rulers in the eighteenth century.
Love to the family (excl. Starcheds),
Samia.
The passage we didn’t take. The door we never opened. What was I thinking? Sameer was right — I’d talked to Khaleel for half an hour … No, actually, it was more like an hour. I’ve never drunk a cup of coffee so slowly. Still, just an hour. Besides, I had no intention of getting married before I finished my MA, and let’s be honest, when I thought of Khaleel it wasn’t wedding bells I heard but something a little more akin to slow jazz. And yet … Samia had said something to me the night before I left London. She said, ‘I don’t believe in love at first sight, and neither do you. But I know, and after today you know also, that sometimes it only takes a few minutes to recognize that a person is capable of breaking your heart.’ Yes.
I had mentioned heartbreak to Mariam Apa when I was sixteen and devastated over a boy who was flirting with me just to make some bleached blonde jealous. Not dyed, bleached. I ask you!
I said to Mariam Apa, ‘Well at least I found out now. Bruised ego, but no broken heart. Must avoid broken hearts.’
She shredded a piece of Masood’s roast chicken, flavoured with chillis and garlic and yoghurt, and poured gravy over the shreds. She gestured to the chicken on my plate, still in one piece. A broken heart has more surface area than a heart that is intact. Anyone who’s bilingual knows that shock of surprise when you think you’ve been speaking in one language and someone else points out that no, you haven’t. It was like that with Mariam Apa. I was so accustomed to translating her gestures into sentences that I sometimes wondered why people looked so perplexed when I claimed to be quoting her words exactly.
She had somehow got word to Babuji to star our names on the family tree. I was convinced of it. She had starred the names and now I would never hear the term not-quite-twins without adding myself and Mariam Apa to their list. And soon the rest of the family would add our names to the list, too, if they hadn’t already. How long before word of the latest not-quites crossed the border? The news would not be met with surprise. I could think of only a handful of relatives who would refrain from saying that Mariam had already brought about the inevitable disaster by robbing us of our pride. And, to be quite honest, even that handful probably wouldn’t refrain from thinking it. Was I about to compound our disgrace by mirroring her actions, with a choice far less shocking than hers, yet also more significant for its refusal to walk a path far removed? Or were we, was I, in a position to show the others that not-quites were not necessarily harbingers of doom? This, then, was Mariam’s farewell gift to me: the courage to take Khaleel’s hand in mine and say to my parents, say to Dadi, say to Sameer and Samia and the Starched Aunts and Great-Aunt One-Liner and Bachelor Uncle and Mousy Cousin and all the rest of them, Just because a thing has always been so, it does not always have to be so.
I opened my desk drawer and smiled at Celeste’s painting of Mariam, greying and radiant.
Then I remembered what Samia had said. No one, not even you, will trust any feelings you have for him.
Sameer barged into the room. ‘There was a love triangle in your house. Mariam and Masood and Hibiscus-Eating Ayah.’
Chapter Nineteen
‘No, you have to go to see your grandmother instead.’
‘Aba!’
‘Aliya, this is not open to discussion.’ Aba turned to Ami. ‘I can’t believe you told her.’
Ami looked up from the samples of red carpet material laid across the floor. ‘Nasser, you opened the bag. The cat was going to let itself out soon enough, so I saw no harm in giving it a little prod. At least our daughter can say we weren’t keeping secrets from her when she was old enough to deal with everything that has twisted our lives around for the last four years. And now this man wants not only the reddest carpet in the world but one which bird droppings will not show up against.’ She returned to staring gloomily at her samples.
‘Well, fine then, you’ve told her. So there’s no need for her to go and see any ayahs and start discussing family members with them.’