The man smacked her hand away. "Do I look like a fellow who would hurt anyone as gorgeous as you?"
"Is that a trick question?" The girl turned to Jimmy. Her eyes were blue as an overchlorinated swimming pool. "Is he making fun of me?"
Jimmy wasn't really paying attention. He kept replaying his lunch with Detective Katz yesterday, annoyed at himself for letting her get to him. The ME's autopsy report on Walsh had been thorough and conclusive and documented, but there was no way that Jimmy believed it. Jane said it was hard to argue with science, but Jimmy knew that anyone who could set Walsh up for murder, set him up so sweetly that Walsh himself bought it-science was no match for someone like that.
The man with the high cheekbones brushed on makeup over the edges of the gel pack that matched the blond girl's skin tone, made it almost invisible. He had a pencil mustache that matched the scimitar sideburns, and thin, arched eyebrows-a silent-screen heartthrob striding about with a makeup palette.
"Can I practice my scream on you?" the girl asked the man in black.
"Not a chance, darling," said the man, hands on his hips as he examined her makeup, deftly arranging her silky hair so that it fell naturally over the gel pack.
"What about you, mister?" the girl asked Jimmy. "Can I try out my scream on you?"
"I vote with Valentino there," said Jimmy.
"Who?" said the girl.
"You're done, darling," said the man. "Go forth and be butchered. Now shoo!" He turned to Jimmy as the girl scooted out the door of the makeup room. "I liked the Valentino line, by the way. Sometimes I get called Zorro, and I really don't appreciate that." He indicated the chair for Jimmy to sit. "I'm Martin. What am I supposed to do with you? Are you one of the maniacs?" He tapped his teeth with a forefinger. "You're a little small-most of the maniacs are total gym rats, just huge. The room positively reeks of testosterone when they walk in."
"I'm not in the movie. I'm Jimmy Gage." They shook hands-Martin had a firm, dry handshake. "I'm a reporter with SLAP magazine."
"Oh, I love SLAP. The producer just hired a couple of girls from the current issue. Maybe you-"
"I wanted to ask you some questions about Garrett Walsh. I know you crewed on his second film."
"If you're looking for someone to dump on Walsh, you've come to the wrong boy," sniffed Martin. "He was a monster and a prick, but Hammerlock was my big break, and it was Walsh who insisted on giving me the job." He smoothed his sideburns with a forefinger. "I was ever so young and had barely enough hours to qualify for my union card, but he had seen my work. He told me I did the best bruises in town."
"I believe it. The job you just did on the blonde-amazing."
"Thank you, kind sir, but bruises are much more of a challenge- more subtle." Martin tapped the side of his nose. "Here's a clue: Estee Lauder Potpourri, Blush All Day, and red dye number nine. That's just the basics of a good bruise. There are other ingredients, which shall remain nameless." He pursed his lips. "Can't expect me to share all my secrets, can you? Not even for SLAP."
"You said Hammerlock was your big break. Too bad it never got finished."
"Yes, too bad." Martin glared at Jimmy. "If it had-well, let's just say I wouldn't be working for scale on a slasher movie, and a sequel to boot. There was plenty of bad luck to go around on the shoot, but if you want someone to piss on Walsh's grave, hit the road, Jack."
"I just wanted to ask you some questions about Hammerlock. Makeup artists always have the best dish. You spend more time with the talent than the director, and people loosen up in the chair, they talk, and even when they don't-"
"Hammerlock is ancient history. Why talk about it now?"
The door to the makeup room opened, and Tamra Monelli stuck her head in. "It is him!" she cried, then she and Tonya rushed into the room, the twins squealing as they hugged Jimmy. They wore matching white nightgowns, the fabric so sheer you could read the tax code through it.
"Is this great or what?" Tonya said, one side of her face cut to the bone, the makeup job so realistic Jimmy could barely look at her. "The same day SLAP came out, we got a callback from the director. The very same day."
"So much for blondes-only," laughed Tamra, her shoulders dappled with puncture wounds.
"Was that you in the photo?" Martin squinted at Jimmy. "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
"Did you come here to do a story on us, Jimmy?" Tonya asked.
"Of course he did," said Tamra. "Why else-"
"I came to talk with Martin. I didn't even know you were working on the film."
"What's so important about him?" pouted Tonya. "No offense… Milton."
"It's Morris," Tamra corrected her, "like the cat."
"It's Martin," snapped the makeup artist, taking each of them by the hand and dragging them toward the door, his boot heels going clickety-clack. He was stronger than he looked. "Go away and adjust your implants or something. Out."
"Just a second." Jimmy walked over to the twins. "That night at Napitano's party. Did you tell anyone the truth about where you got the Oscar?"
"Yeah, right," sneered Tonya. "We're really going to brag about how we're hooked up with some has-been perv who, like, lives in a trailer."
"For a smart guy, you really don't understand how to play the game," clucked Tamra. "No wonder Rollo is always having to bail you out of trouble."
"If you want to interview us later, you can get our private phone number from the casting director," said Tonya. "Ciao!"
"That was pleasant," said Martin, as the door closed. "Sometimes I bet you feel embarrassed being heterosexual."
"Don't get your hopes up."
Martin smiled back at him. "Don't flatter yourself."
"Are you going to help me?" asked Jimmy. "Walsh is dead. I just want to know about Hammerlock. That was the point in his life when he had it all-the point when he lost it all too. That's the story I want to write."
Martin scrunched his face, his cheekbones sailing. He checked his watch. "Sit down. I'm now officially on lunch break." He pulled a blender out of a bag, plugged it in, then opened up a small cooler on the floor and took out a half gallon of soy milk. "Vanilla protein smoothie?"
"Ah-sure."
Martin added protein powder and soy milk into the blender, mixed in a few spoonfuls of something green, then something blue, then tossed in a handful of frozen strawberries. The small room was filled with grinding sounds as Martin cranked the blender to liquefy, and the strawberries and the green and blue powder blended with the soy milk to form a sludgy gray concoction. Martin poured half into a tall glass and handed it to Jimmy, then toasted him with the rest in the blender.
Jimmy took a tentative taste. It was delicious.
Martin must have read his expression. "Life is short. If it doesn't taste good, why bother?"
They sat beside each other on the floor, their backs against the wall. Jimmy allowed himself another long swallow before asking, "You said the Hammerlock shoot was jinxed. What exactly did you mean?"
Martin ran the tip of his pinkie across his pencil mustache, wiped off foam, and licked his finger clean. "It was rushed from the start. Walsh didn't even have a complete script that first day. Or that first month. I guess after he grabbed the two Oscars, the studio didn't think he needed one, but it made things difficult for everyone. The actors were frustrated, they never knew from one day to the next what scenes they were in or what their lines were going to be, and Walsh kept changing his mind, rewriting and reshooting. We went through two line producers in the first two months, and the original cinematographer walked after waiting three days for his setups to be delivered."
"I'm surprised the studio didn't step in."
"They tried, but Walsh just ran the suits off the set, told them to go crunch somebody else's numbers. It took Danziger, the big cheese himself, to get Walsh's attention, but by then…" Martin shrugged. "When was the last time you heard of a studio chief visiting a shoot? Danziger hardly said a word, but you could feel the chill. Even the crew made themselves look busy, union guys with twenty years seniority."