He leaned over Amy. “Where’s the cup?”
She looked around the room, uncertain what had happened to it. “I must have left it in the bedroom,” she said.
He pulled her to her feet and shoved her toward the open door. “Get it.”
She wobbled off. I was listening to the voices in the hallway. Other than Choi, my neighbors were a young, timid woman, and a guy who was about ninety. No prospect of help there. I hoped someone had called for police.
Amy returned to report she couldn’t find the cup. Couldn’t remember what she’d done with it. Before he could hit her, I pulled the cushion away and showed it to him. Hap broke into a large toothy grin, picked it up, admired it, shook his head like who would have thought this piece of junk would be worth money, and shoved it hard into a pocket. It banged on something, and I winced. The thing had traveled nine thousand years to get mashed by this barbarian.
“What’s it worth?” he asked. He was more or less talking to the wall, his words directed to a blank spot between me and Amy. Anybody who wanted to could reply.
“Probably twenty thousand or so,” I said.
“All right.” He glanced down at the pocket. “Good.”
We stood there while he thought what to do next. He signaled Amy to sit back down on the sofa, and she complied. Hap pointed his flashlight directly at me. I had my hand over my eyes, trying to shield them from the glare. “If you leave now,” I told him, “I’d be willing to forget about this.” You bet. Right after I’d found a way to take him out.
“Yeah,” he said, with a smile that was absolutely cold. “I know you will, because if you make any trouble for me, ever, I’ll break your sweet neck.” He let me see nothing would give him more pleasure. “All right,” he said. “Here’s what’s going to happen.”
Another smile. Then before I even realized it was coming, I caught a stinging slap across the jaw. It knocked me off my feet.
“Get up,” he said.
I was following flashing lights, and the floor felt unsteady.
“You want another one?” He lifted his foot and aimed it at my ribs. “Get up.” I looked at him. Philidor showed up in my peripheral vision, hopelessly out of reach. I staggered to my feet, holding on to the arm of the sofa to keep my head from spinning.
“Now here’s what we’re going to do, Kolpath.”
No two ways about it. This guy was loaded with charisma. I had to admire Amy’s taste in men.
“I want you to make a call. Call whoever you have to. And transfer twenty-two thousand into my account.” He produced a card. “Here’s the number. I’m going to sell you back your cup. Nice honest transaction.”
I decided not to argue with him.
“It was mine, you know. It’s been in our family my whole life. Shouldn’t be anybody else getting that money.”
Absolutely not.
He dug into the same pocket the cup was in and produced a link, which he held out to me. “Make the call,” he said.
“I don’t have the account numbers memorized. I need the AI.”
He raised his fist and I backed away, but he thought better of it. Put me out of business and he can’t get his money. So he went into the other pocket, the left one, and withdrew a dark blue waferlike object. He fiddled with it for a minute, and the lights came back. Carmen’s status lamps blinked.
“It won’t work,” I said. “The police will trace the money.”
“No.” He smiled at my naivete. “It’s a network. The money moves around. Nobody’ll ever know.”
He hadn’t meant to say that, because it meant Amy and I had a short future. He went back into the sweater and came out with a scrambler and pointed it in my direction.
“Do it,” he said.
“Carmen?”
“Yes, Chase.” She was using a different tone than normal, deeper, almost masculine, signaling she would help any way she could.
I took his card and held it up for the reader. “We’re going to transfer twenty-two thousand,” I said.
“Wait a minute,” Hap said. “How much you got in your account?”
“I don’t know without looking.”
He hit me again. This time I was ready and managed to sidestep some of the impact.
Still, it knocked me off my feet again.
“Let her alone,” said Amy. “She didn’t do nothing to you.”
“How much?” he demanded.
I didn’t know. But I gave him a ballpark. “Enough to cover. About twenty-four.”
“Make it thirty.” He jammed the scrambler against my belly, grabbed my hair, and hauled me back onto my feet. “Truth is, Kolpath, you’ve put me to a lot of trouble.”
He twisted my hair. “Empty the account.” He desperately needed a shower. And some mouthwash. “Put it all in there.” He jabbed a finger at his card. If there’d been any doubt about his plans for Amy and me, that settled it.
He was standing in front of the sofa, where he could watch both of us. But I didn’t think he was really worried.
“Which account do we make the transfer from?” Carmen asked, in a flat disinterested tone. I only had one. She was suggesting a course of action. “Perhaps the Baylok account?”
Baylok? And Sky Jordan?
Jordan fighting off the teleporting monsters.
Nobody will ever again tell me household AIs are not sentient. “Yes,” I said, trying to sound subdued. “Let’s do it that way.”
“How much you got in the Baylok account?” demanded Hap.
“Forty-two. Plus change.”
“Maybe you should show me.” He was standing, facing the center of the room, watching the two of us, and moving his weapon casually back and forth to keep us both in the line of fire. He was looking simultaneously malevolent and pleased with himself when the Baylok leaped into the room, snarling and spitting.
Hap jumped.
The thing roared and charged. Amy shrieked. Its jaws gaped and a tentacle sliced toward Hap’s head. Hap fired once and fell backward over a footrest.
I should have gone after the weapon. But I was fixated on Philidor and I swept it off the shelf as he went down. The phantom roared past and I brought the statuette down on Hap’s skull with everything I had. It produced a loud bonk and he screamed and threw both hands up to protect himself. Carmen shut off the VR and I nailed him a second time. Blood spurted. Amy was off the sofa in an instant, begging me to hold fire. The people in the hallway pounded on the door. Was I okay?
I was trying to get another clear shot at Hap. Amy went to her knees on the floor beside him and blocked my angle. “Hap,” she sobbed. “Hap, are you okay, love?”
Maybe I don’t understand these things, but I could have bopped her, too.
TEN
I was there when the Seeker left orbit, December 27, ’88. I’d made my decision and stayed behind. So I watched my sister and some of my lifelong friends start out for a distant place that had no name and whose location had not been disclosed. I knew, as I watched the monster ship slip its moorings and begin to move into the night, that there would never come a time that I would not question my decision to stay behind. And I knew, of course, that I would never see any of them again.
- The Autobiography of Clement Esteban, 2702 C.E.
When I walked into my office next morning, Alex asked what had happened to my lip.
By then I’d pretty much had it with the Seeker, the cup, and the Margolians.
“Hap paid me a visit.”
“What?” Alex turned purple. “Are you okay? Where is he now? Here, sit down.”
How wobbly did I look? “I’m fine,” I said. “A few bruises, nothing more.”
“Where’s he now? That son of a bitch.”
I believe that was the only time I ever heard Alex use the term. “I talked to Fenn this morning. He says they’ll probably put him away for a while. This one is over the top.
He’s assaulted Amy twice now, plus a couple of other girlfriends. Maybe they’ll finally decide he’s not responding to treatment.”
I described what had happened. He broke into a huge grin when the Baylok showed up. “Good,” he said. “That was a brilliant idea.”
“Yes. It was Carmen’s.”
“Who’s Carmen?”
“My AI.”
He squinted at my bruises, told me he hoped they got Hap off the streets. Then he sat down beside me. “How about Amy?”