"I'll bet you could," Cheryl said.
"Which is precisely my point," Mark insisted. "It wasn't meant to frighten Karen… You weren't frightened, were you?"
"Who, me?" Karen gave a hollow laugh.
"Well, I don't mind admitting I'd have been scared to death," Cheryl announced. "Seeing something like that, in half-fog, half-darkness…You big brave heroes can jeer all you want, but I'll bet you'd have been shocked out of your socks too-at least for a few seconds."
"Exactly," Mark said triumphantly. "Those few seconds could make the difference between capture and escape."
"I don't know what the devil we're arguing about," Tony said. "There was no danger to Karen in that incident-right? The next one, last night's, is a little more serious. The joker actually got into the house. Now are you girls absolutely certain you locked up? I got the impression you were both a little-well-"
"You have a lot of nerve calling us drunks," Cheryl exclaimed.
"I didn't say you were drunk, I implied you were careless. Did you lock all the doors and windows?"
"Certainly," Cheryl said loftily.
"I'm sure," Karen said. "Well-ninety-nine percent sure."
"You'd better be a hundred percent sure," Tony said soberly. "Because if you did lock up, it means your visitor has a key to the house."
"Or that there is a way in we don't know about," Mark said.
"Come off it," Tony grunted. "Next thing you'll be talking about secret passages. Look, ladies, I'm not trying to cast aspersions on your sobriety, but it doesn't seem possible that someone could have a key. You just had new locks installed, didn't you? So. The next question is, did anyone know Cheryl was staying overnight?"
"No," Cheryl said without hesitation. "It was a last-minute decision. I didn't know myself until after midnight."
"You didn't call Mark?"
"Well, of course. You know I did."
"Just a damned minute," Mark said. "Are you suggesting-"
"I am trying to conduct a proper interrogation," Tony said. "And I'm having a hell of a hard time doing it. Did you tell anyone Cheryl was going to be at Karen's?"
Mark's cheeks darkened. "What do you think, that I called everybody I know to tell them the cat's away and now little brother can play?"
"I don't know what you're so uptight about," Tony said in an aggrieved voice. "Relax. I am simply trying to establish that Cheryl's presence in that room and in that bed was known only to Cheryl and Karen."
"Oh." Mark sat back.
"Nobody knew," Cheryl said. "For goodness' sakes, you men make such a fuss about the simplest things."
"So," Tony continued doggedly, "the guy went into what he assumed was an empty room. He opened the wardrobe. He probably got the shock of his life when Cheryl started stirring and mumbling. He ran-with an armful of clothes. Now if he was startled, scared, he might have held on to them for a second or two. But why didn't he drop them on the stairs or in the hall? Why carry them out to the garden and spread them around? Why bother with a lot of rags in the first place?"
"They aren't rags," Cheryl said indignantly. "They are valuable-"
"Yeah, sure, so you keep telling me. But come on, ladies-how much are they worth? A couple of hundred bucks? A couple of thousand?"
"Closer to a hundred thousand," Karen said.
"What?" Tony was obviously taken aback.
"I've never really thought of it in those terms," Karen said slowly. "But I have-oh, thirty or forty of Mrs. Mac's dresses. They aren't all designer originals, and their value varies a lot; but when you consider that a Poiret evening dress sold at Christie's in 1981 for fifty-five hundred dollars-"
"Five thousand bucks for a dress?" Tony exclaimed incredulously.
"Some are worth more," Karen assured him. "Some less, of course…I almost wish you hadn't brought it up,
Tony. I guess I don't have the mercantile mentality."
"That's what I'm supposed to be contributing to this partnership," Cheryl sputtered. She smacked herself on the forehead with the flat of her hand. "Insurance. My God, insurance! Why didn't I think of that? First thing tomorrow-"
"Hold it," Tony said. "I'm glad I reminded you of your forgotten duties, kid, but we're wandering off the subject. I didn't realize-"
"Throws your theory into a cocked hat, doesn't it, buddy?" said Mark with a mocking smile.
"What about yours, buddy?"
"Doesn't affect mine." Mark leaned back and folded his arms.
He obviously wanted someone to ask him what his theory was. No one obliged. Tony swallowed, pondered for a moment, and then said firmly, "No, it doesn't have anything to do with what I was thinking. Because the clothes weren't stolen. They were arranged-deliberately arranged-around the garden. That reminded me of something. I'm surprised it didn't strike you, Mark."
"You mean the Stratford case," Mark said.
"Uh-right." Tony looked crestfallen. In the hope of a more appreciative audience, he turned to Cheryl. "It happened in 1850, in Connecticut. Started with the standard poltergeist phenomena: objects flying through the air, fires breaking out with no apparent cause. But there was one unusual feature. One day when the family came home from church they found a lot of their clothes in the parlor, stuffed with pillows and arranged in strange positions, like dummies in a tableau. One was kneeling in front of an open Bible."
When he had finished, there was a profound silence that lasted until the waiter had removed the plates and requested their choice of dessert.
"I'm having those little cream puffs with chocolate sauce," Cheryl said. "Tony, are you out of your mind?"
"You don't get it," Tony said. "No, thanks, no dessert for me."
"Nor me," Karen said. "I'm afraid I don't get it either."
But it had been a curiously disturbing image and it increased the eeriness of what she had seen the night before-the white shapes fallen in helpless abandon, like victims of a massacre.
"This is serious, Tony," Cheryl said reproachfully. "And you start rambling on about haunted houses and poltergeists!"
Tony glanced at Mark, who was not trying to conceal his amusement. "I'm not rambling on about poltergeists," he said, in the strangled voice of a man who is controlling his temper under extreme provocation. "I don't believe in poltergeists. Everything has a rational explanation, including the Stratford case. The dummies were set up by someone-"
"Everyone in the household was in church," Mark said gently. "Including the servants. They alibied each other."
"Then they lied, or they were misled," Tony said. "There was malice in that case, and that's the motive here too. The parallels-"
"Are purely coincidental," Mark said. He was no longer smiling. "The motive in this case is so obvious it hits you in the face. I can't imagine why the rest of you don't see it. Somebody wants something Karen has. It's that simple."
"Ruth's silver," Karen began. "Her antiques-"
"Not Ruth, you. This nonsense didn't begin until you started collecting old clothes."
Karen laughed. "Are you suggesting a competitor is trying to steal my stock? The most valuable things haven't even been touched, much less taken. Or maybe it's someone who has a mania for dressing up in antique women's clothing."
Mark looked thoughtful. "I hadn't thought of that one."
"But I'll bet you've thought of things that are just as far-out," Tony jeered. "A will in the pocket of an old coat? A diamond bracelet some woman just happened to forget she had left in her purse?"
Cheryl began waving her hands. "He's right, but he's all wrong," she said excitedly. "I mean, it must be something Karen bought. But don't forget the trouble began the day we went to the auction. And what happened at the auction."
Mark had obviously heard all about Mrs. Grossmuller. He let out a whoop of laughter. "I suppose the old lady stitched a confession of murder into her wedding dress-thirty years before she bumped the judge off."