“You take it up the ass?”
“No.”
“Oh, you eat it then?”
I started to get angry for real, and my hands twitched at my sides. Necktie noticed my change of expression, and said, “Strike a nerve, cool cat? Maybe you got reamed doing your bullet in L.A.? Maybe your switch gets flipped by boys now, and you hate yourself for liking it. Maybe your switch flipped Monday night about nine o’clock when Steve and Jill suggested a party? Maybe you misinterpreted the whole scene, and when Jill wouldn’t put out you took it out on Steve with a meat mallet, and you chopped off Jill’s head because you didn’t like the way she was looking at you. How many people you killed, Plunkett?”
In the course of a microsecond, an astonishing thing happened. As I felt the color drain from my face I became my performance, my real anger became perfect real shock, and I was the innocent man falsely accused. Stammering, “Y-y-yyou mmean pppeople wwere mmurdered,” I knew that the necktie cop bought it straight down the line. When he said, “That’s right,” I saw his disappointment that I wasn’t guilty; when he said, “Where were you Monday night?” I knew the rest of the interrogation was just a formality. The revelation passed, and as I assumed a normal, sane sense of culpability, it took every ounce of my will not to gloat. “I... I w-was here,” I stuttered.
“Alone?”
“Y-y-yes.”
“What were you doing?”
“I... I got home from my job around eight-thirty. I ate dinner, then I read for an hour or so and went to bed.”
“A swinging evening. That what you usually do?”
“Yes.”
“Don’t you hang out with friends?”
“I haven’t really made any friends here.”
“Don’t you get lonely?”
“Sure. Who do you think—”
“I’ll ask the questions. Do you know a woman named Jill Eversail or a man named Steven Sifakis?”
“Are they the ones...?”
“That’s right.”
“What do — did they look like?”
“She was a foxy brunette, about five-six, nice tits. You like tits?”
“Come on, Officer.”
“Okay, what about Steve Sifakis? Five-eleven, one-ninety, reddish brown hair with muttonchop sideburns. He was supposed to be hung like a mule. You dig big cocks?”
“Just my own.” I heard the two cops in the kitchen laugh, and turned around to look at them. One man was shaking his head and drawing a finger across his throat, the gesture obviously intended for Necktie. Turning back, I said, “Can we wrap this up? I have to go to work.”
“We may damn well wrap you up, Plunkett,” Necktie said slowly.
I went in for the kill, knowing I could outgame any machine in captivity. “This is getting old, so why don’t I wrap this up? Since I didn’t kill anybody, why don’t we all hotfoot it down to the station. You hit me with a lie-detector test, I pass it, you cut me loose. What do you say?”
Necktie looked past me to the leader cop. I resisted the urge to watch their signals, and concentrated on the stain that gave the cop his impromptu name. I had just decided it was chili when Necktie said, “Did you see anybody on the street when you came home Monday night?”
I considered my “victory” question for a moment, then said, “No.”
“Hear any strange noises?”
“No.”
“See any unfamiliar vehicles?”
“No.”
“Ever fuck Jill Eversall or score grass from Steve Sifakis?”
I gave Necktie a look of contempt that would have wilted the Pope. “Come on, man.”
“No, you come on. Answer my question.”
“All right. No, I never fucked Jill Eversall or scored grass from Steve Sifakis.”
One of the cops behind me cleared his throat; Necktie squared his shoulders and said, “We may be back.” The leader cop said “Stay clean” as he walked past me to the door, and the other one winked.
Of course they never came back, and I spent the next several weeks enjoying my anonymous fame as the “Richmond Ripper,” an appelation bestowed on me by an Examiner reporter. “Business as usual” were my watchwords, and I imagined myself under twenty-four-hour surveillance, my every move being scrutinized by equally anonymous forces anxious to bring me down. The conscious cultivation of paranoia kept me coming home at night when I wanted to be on the street listening to people talk about me; it kept me going to university job boards, searching out work, when I wanted to be spending the money I had hoarded on guns. It would not let me collect newspaper clippings on my crime, nor would it let me do what I most wanted to do — move on to other cities and see how they affected me. The regimen boiled down to asceticism in place of celebration, and the only thing emotionally satisfying about it was that I knew it was making me stronger.
Ten days after the killings, I found another “Heavy Labor” job — weeding an entire hillside on the edge of the U.C.-Berkeley campus. The work was tedious — exacerbated by the fact that I didn’t need the money — and eavesdropping on students’ conversations made me angry: Watergate and Nixon’s recent resignation were their favorite topics, and when they deigned to talk about me, I was dismissed as a “psycho” or “sick puppy.” I decided that on October 2, a month to the day from the murders, I would celebrate.
The time passed slowly.
I worked on the hillside, listened to students talk and read newspapers on my lunch hour. Reading the papers was like being dangled on an ego string. Articles comparing me to the Manson Family, “only smarter,” felt like yanks into the clouds; paragraphs attributing my murders to the “Zodiac” killer — a mystic psychopath who sent lurid communiques to the police — felt like being flung to the dirt. Eight straight days of no print space was the complete abandonment of a mother hurling an unwanted child into a garbage heap.
Nights were the slowest to pass.
On my way home, I would sometimes see cops rousting long-haired youths, and I would know, somehow, that I had been the catalyst of that minor chaos. Cutting a street-swath through people in my van was satisfying, because I knew they knew of my actions. But at home, in my cocoon of caution, there was only me. And though “you are a murderer, Martin,” was now my identity, I had not yet decided to stay yanked in the clouds through continuous killing.
By October 2, the Richmond Ripper case was stale media bread, and my instincts told me that the police had gone on to matters of more urgent priority. Logic joined my heart in telling me to celebrate, and I did.
It took me an entire day and night to find what I wanted, and the four-hundred-dollar price tag was infinitesimal compared to the effort of talking out of the side of my mouth to a long succession of South San Francisco hoodlums, exchanging “pedigrees” and criminal amenities, then going on a half-dozen wild-goose chases before connecting with a retired pawnshop broker looking to liquidate “hot stock.” The ultimate transaction was quick and effortless, and I was the unlawful owner of a brand-new, never-registered, untraceable Colt .357 magnum “Python” model revolver.
Now I had two talismans — one handcrafted, the other earned. At home I brought them together, threaded cylinder to muzzle. They fit perfectly, adding a tactile weight to my new identity. On my way to work the next morning I bought a box of hollow-point ammunition, and with the loaded and silencered hand cannon under my shirt, I dug weeds out of the soft dirt until dusk. Then, framed by dormitory lights and a starry night, I practiced.
Muzzle flash, recoil, the dull thuds of the silencer; slapping sounds as the bullets tore into the spade-furrowed dirt. Cordite and soil in my nostrils, and headlights from passing cars on the road above me momentarily illuminating the craters made by individual shots. My right wrist aching from the magnum’s internal combustion; emptying the spent shells into my pocket after every sixth explosion; reloading in the dark and firing, firing, firing until my box of hollow points was empty and the hillside smelled like a battlefield sans blood. Then the drive home, trembling inside, anxious to hit the open highway and just go.