The next thing Mick Stranahan did was to sift through a big stack of Maggie’s mail until he found the most recent Visa card bill, which he opened and studied at her kitchen table. That Maggie was spending somebody else’s money in Manhattan was obvious: She had used her personal credit card only twice. One entry was $35.50 at Ticketron, probably for a Broadway show; the other charge was from a clothing shop for $179.40, more than Maggie was probably carrying in cash at the time. The clothing store was in the Plaza Hotel; the transaction was dated February 1.
Mick Stranahan was getting ready to leave the duplex when Maggie’s telephone rang twice, then clicked over to the machine. He listened as a man came on the line. Stranahan thought he recognized the voice, but he wasn’t certain. He had only spoken with the man once.
The voice on the machine said: “Maggie, it’s me. I tried the Essex but they said you checked out… Look, we’ve really got to talk. In person. Call me at the office right away, collect. Wherever you are, okay? Thanks.”
As the man gave the number, Stranahan copied it in pencil on the Formica counter. After the caller hung up, Stranahan dialed 411 and asked for the listing of the Whispering Palms Spa and Surgery Center in Bal Harbour. A recording gave the main number as 555-7600. The phone number left by Maggie’s male caller was 555-7602.
Rudy Graveline, Stranahan thought, calling on his office line.
The next number Stranahan dialed was 1-212-555-1212. Information for Manhattan. He got the number of the Plaza, dialed the main desk, and asked for Miss Maggie Gonzalez’s room. A woman picked up on the fourth ring.
“ Is this Miss Gonzalez?” Stranahan asked, trying to mimic a Brooklyn accent.
“Yes, itis.”
“This is the concierge downstairs.” Like there was an upstairs concierge. “We were just wondering if you had any dry cleaning you needed done this evening.”
“What are you talking about, I’m still waiting for those three dresses I sent out Sunday,” Maggie said, not pleasantly.
“Oh, I’m very sorry,” Mick Stranahan said. “I’ll see to it immediately.”
Then he hung up, grabbed the white pages off the kitchen counter, and looked up the number for Delta Airlines.
16
On his way to Miami International, Mick Stranahan stopped at his brother-in-law’s law office. Kipper Garth was on the speaker phone, piecing out a slip-and-fall to one of the Brickell Avenue buzzards.
Mick Stranahan walked in and said, “The files?”
Kipper Garth motioned to a wine-colored chair and put a finger to his waxy lips. “So, Chuckie,” he said to the speaker phone, “what’re you thinking?”
“Thinking maybe two hundred if we settle,” said the voice on the other end.
“Two hundred!” Kipper exclaimed. “Chuckie, you’re nuts. The woman tripped over her own damn dachshund.”
“Kip, they’ll settle,” the other lawyer said. “It’s the biggest grocery chain in Florida, they always settle. Besides, the dog croaked-that’s fifty grand right there for mental anguish.”
“But dogs aren’t even allowed in the store, Chuckie. If it was somebody else’s dachshund she tripped on, then we’d really have something. But this was her own fault.”
Sardonic laughter crackled over the speaker box. “Kip, buddy, you’re not thinking like a litigator,” the voice said. “I went to the supermarket myself and guess what: No signs!”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean no No Dogs Allowed-type signs. Not a one posted in Spanish. So how was our poor Consuelo to know?”
“Chuckie, you’re beautiful,” said Kipper Garth. “If that ain’t negligence-”
“Two hundred thou,” Chuckie said, “that’s my guess. We’ll split sixty-forty.”
“Nope,” Kipper Garth said, staring coldly at the speaker box. “Half-and-half. Same as always.”
“Excuse me.” It was Mick Stranahan. Kipper Garth frowned and shook his head; not now, not when he was closing the deal. The voice on the phone said: “Kip, who’s that? You got somebody there?”
“Relax, Chuckie, it’s just me,” Stranahan said to the box. “You know-Kipper’s heroin connection? I just dropped by with my briefcase full of Mexican brown. Can I pencil you in for a kilo?”
Frantically Kipper Garth jabbed two fingers at the phone buttons. The line went dead and the speaker box hummed the dial tone. “You’re fucking crazy,” he said to Mick Stranahan.
“I’v e got a plane to catch, Jocko. Where are the Graveline files?”
“You’re crazy,” Kipper Garth said again, trying to stay calm. He buzzed for a secretary, who lugged in three thick brown office folders.
“There’s a conference room where you can read this shit in private.”
Mick Stranahan said, “No, this is fine.” With Kipper Garth stewing, Stranahan skimmed quickly through the files on Rudy Graveline. It was worse than he thought-or better, depending on one’s point of view.
“Seventeen complaints to the state board,” Stranahan marveled.
“Yeah, but no action,” Kipper Garth noted. “Not even a reprimand.”
Stranahan looked up, lifting one of the files. “Jocko, this is agold mine.”
“Well, Mick, I’m glad I could help. Now, if you don’t mind, it’s getting late and I’ve got a few calls to make.”
Stranahan said, “You don’t understand, I wanted this stuff foryou, not me.” Peevishly Kipper Garth glanced at his wristwatch. “You’re right, Mick, I don’t understand. What the hell do I want with Graveline’sfiles?”
“Names, Jocko.” Stranahan opened the top folder and riffled the pages dramatically. “You got seventeen names, seventeen leads on a silver platter. You got Mrs. Susan Jacoby and her boobs that don’t match. You got Mr. Robert Mears with his left eye that won’t close and his right eye that won’t open. You got, let’s see, Julia Kelly with a shnoz that looks like a Phillips screwdriver-Jesus, you see the Polaroid of that thing? What else? Oh, you got Ken Martinez and his lopsided scrotum… “
Kipper Garth waved his arms. “Mick, that’s enough! What would I want with all this crap?”
“I figured you’ll need it, Jocko.”
“For what?”
“For suing Doctor Rudy Graveline.”
“Very funny,” Kipper Garth said. “I told you, the man’s in my yacht club. Besides, he’s been sued before.”
“Sue him again,” Mick Stranahan said. “Sue the mother like he’s never been sued before.”
“He’d settle out. Doctors always settle.”
“Don’t let him. Don’t settle for anything. Not for ten million dollars. Sign up one of these poor misfortunate souls and go to the frigging wall.”
Kipper Garth stood up and adjusted his necktie, suddenly on his way to some important meeting. “I can’t help you, Mick. Get yourself another lawyer.”
“You don’t do this favor for me,” said Stranahan, “and I’ll go tell Katie about your trip to Steamboat next month with Inga or Olga or whatever the hell her name is, I got it written down here somewhere. And for future reference, Jocko, don’t ever put your ski bunny’s plane tickets on American Express. I know it’s convenient and all, but it’s very, very risky. I mean, with the computers they got these days, I can pull out your goddamned seat assignments-5A and 5B, I think it is.”
All Kipper Garth could say was: “How’d you do that?”
“I told you before, I’m still plugged in.” A travel agent in Coral Gables who owed him one. It was so damneasy Stranahan couldn’t bear to tell his brother-in-law.
“What’s the point of all this?” Kipper Garth asked.
“Never mind, just do it. Sue the asshole.”
The lawyer lifted his pinstriped coat off the back of the chair and checked it for wrinkles. “Mick, let me shop this around and get back to you.”
“No, Jocko. No referrals. You do this one all by yourself.”
The lawyer sagged as if struck by a brick.
“You heard me right,” Stranahan said.
“Mick, please.” It was a pitiable peep. “Mick, I don’t do this sortof thing.”
“Sure you do. I see the billboards all over town.”
Kipper Garth nibbled on a thumbnail to mask the spastic twitching of his upper lip. The thought of actually going to court had pitched him into a cold sweat. A fresh droplet made a shiny trail from the furrow of his forehead to the tip of his well-tanned nose.