"I'm not sure," Joey said. "You got any nifty ideas? I'll bet you do."
Stranahan reeled in a snapper and tossed it in the bucket. He said, "You're entitled to some hard feelings. The guy tried to kill you, after all."
"Mostly, I need to find out why," said Joey. "Whatever else happens with Chaz, I can't walk away until I know the reason he did it. Did I mention he was younger than me?"
"No."
"By almost five years. Big mistake, marrying an arrested adolescent."
She paused, worrying about one possible implication of what she'd said. Pointedly she added, "That doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly start dating older guys."
"Oh, darn my luck." Stranahan never took his eyes off the water.
Joey frowned. "Sarcasm is not attractive. Chaz specialized in it."
"Grand larceny isn't exactly my idea of a turn-on, either."
"What!"
"You stole my boat, remember?"
"For heaven's sake," Joey said.
She was trying to lay down a few simple rules, that's all. She didn't want Stranahan to get the wrong idea about their relationship. The cornerstones of her revamped approach to men would be candor and clarity, and Stranahan was the first test case.
"Mick, I want to pay you for your help. Plus expenses, of course, including room and board."
"I still can't promise I won't try to sleep with you," he said. "That's how I often behave when I meet someone attractive. It's only fair you should know."
"I appreciate the honesty. I do."
"Don't worry, you'll see me coming about a mile away. I'm not real slick."
"No?"
"French wine, moonlight and Neil Young, strictly acoustic. Don't laugh, I know it's hokey."
"Depends on the wine," Joey said.
She was remembering the way he'd kissed her hand while the Coast Guard spotter was eyeballing them from the helicopter. She was wondering if it had been more than a show.
Stranahan said, "If you were my sister-"
"Or daughter."
"Christ, I'm not that old."
"Go on," Joey said.
"If you were my sister-honestly?-I'd tell you to get your butt off this island as fast as possible."
"Because…"
"Because for all you know," he said, "I could be president of the Ted Bundy Fan Club. I could be a serial killer-slash-rapist-slash-fill in the blank."
"Now you're just tryin' to sweet-talk me," Joey drawled.
Stranahan pulled in another snapper and declared they had plenty for supper. He got up and whistled for Strom to follow him to the fish-cleaning table.
"He loves to hassle the gulls," Stranahan said.
"You eat fish every night?"
"No. Sometimes it's lobster. Sometimes stone crabs."
"You don't get lonely out here?" Joey asked.
"Makes up for all the years of foolish companionship."
Stranahan unsheathed a narrow curved knife and went to work. It was a delicate enterprise because the snappers were small, but the blade was steady and precise in his large weathered hands. Joey found herself watching with an odd sort of reverence, as if gutting a fish were some sort of mystic rite.
"One night maybe we'll take the skiff up to Key Biscayne," he was saying. "There's a few decent restaurants-"
"Mick, do you have a gun?" she asked.
"This is Florida, darling."
"I'm serious."
"So am I. The head of the Miami Chamber of Commerce used to keep a loaded Uzi under her bed," Stranahan said. "So the answer would be yes, I own a firearm."
"Will you show me how to use it?"
"I don't think so."
"Just in case Chaz gets wise?"
"It's too dangerous."
"Okay." Joey thinking: A half-wit baboon could learn how to shoot.
"What exactly does your husband do for a living?" Stranahan asked.
"I told you. He's a biologist."
"But doing what?"
"He works on the Everglades project for the state water-management district."
"He any good?" Stranahan asked.
"I wouldn't know. Science is another universe to me," Joey said. "I was the jock in the family."
"What do they pay him?" Stranahan tossed a handful offish entrails into the water. A gull dove on the splat, ignoring Strom's fevered barking.
Joey said, "Chaz's salary is sixty-two thousand a year. The only reason I know is because he got audited by the IRS."
"Can he get to your money? This is important."
She assured Stranahan that her inheritance was safe.
"And Chaz signed a pre-nup anyway. Every so often he'd hint around like he wanted me to tear it up, but eventually he gave up."
"Doesn't that seem strange?"
"No, because he had a nest egg of his own. I didn't pry," Joey said, "because he didn't pry. Money wasn't a huge issue in our marriage, if that's what you're getting at. We split the bills down the middle. Filed separate tax returns."
"Money is an issue in every marriage, Joey. Ask any divorce lawyer." Stranahan lobbed a glistening fish skeleton into the basin. It sank slowly in a wisp of crimson.
"Are Chaz's parents rich?" he asked.
"His dad was the greenskeeper at a country club in Panama City,"
Joey said. "He got sick from all the pesticides and went insane is what Chaz told me. Woke up one day and decided he was Gen. William Westmoreland. Drove down to the docks and attacked a shrimp boat with a Ping putter and a bunker rake. The captain and the crew were Vietnamese immigrants-"
"Whoa. Chaz told you this?"
Joey nodded. "He saved the newspaper clippings. Bottom line, his father's institutionalized. His mother works at Target and she's remarried to a retired fighter pilot from England."
"So where did Chaz's 'nest egg' come from?" Stranahan had finished cleaning the fillets and was hosing off the table. "Is he a big spender?"
"Not usually," Joey said. "But, like, three months ago he went out and bought a brand-new Hummer Hi. Not financed, bought. Bright yellow, too. Said he needed a four-wheel drive for his fieldwork out in the swamps."
Stranahan chuckled. "Beautiful."
"When I asked how much it cost, he kind of snapped," Joey recalled. "And I wasn't nagging. I was just curious about what he spent. The same way he's curious when I come home with a new dress or a pair of shoes. But this time he told me to mind my own goddamn business. Called me a nosy bitch."
"What'd you do?"
"I told him if he ever spoke to me like that again, I'd reach down his throat and pull out his testicles one at a time," Joey said. "I've got a temper, okay?"
Stranahan promised to keep that in mind.
"So that night we're lying in bed," Joey said, "and Chaz says he's sorry for blowing a gasket. This while he's trying to climb on top of me. Tells me he won a big settlement from being in a car accident."
"When?"
"Long time ago, before we met. He got T-boned by some drunk Kiwanian up in Tampa and seriously screwed up his back. Said he was on crutches for, like, six months."
"And you're married almost two whole years before he mentions this traumatic, life-altering event," Stranahan mused.
"Maybe he thought… I don't know." Joey shook her head. "Maybe he was embarrassed because he got the money from a lawsuit."
"I'm sure. Probably wanted you to think he'd won a Nobel Prize, or maybe a MacArthur grant."
She was feeling more foolish than ever. "In other words-"
"Assume everything your husband ever told you was bullshit," Stranahan said. "How much would you guess that new Hummer cost?"
"Nearly sixty grand, with all the bells and whistles. I checked on the Internet."
They heard a yelp and turned around. Strom was floundering miserably in the basin under a swirl of teasing seabirds. Stranahan calmly jumped in the water and gathered the big dog in his arms. Joey hurried to fetch a towel.
Later, while the fish was frying, Stranahan opened a bottle of wine.
"Don't worry," he told Joey. "It's from California, not France."
"So this isn't one of your smooth bachelor moves?"
"Give me a little credit."
"But isn't that Neil Young we're listening to?"