There had been an earlier opening to make a break, a ten-minute window of opportunity when Chaz was in the shower and his male houseguest-the one with the elephant footsteps-had clomped into the guest room. For an instant Joey had considered slipping away; crawling from beneath the bed and darting out the back door. That would have been the wise move, and she'd seriously thought about it. But, then, when would she get another chance to observe her cheating, murderous husband at play?
She heard a sequence of beeps on the telephone keypad; Chaz punching in a new number.
"Medea?" he said.
Joey thinking: Oh, this ought to be rich.
"What're you doing tonight, hon?" he asked. "Wanna come over and listen to some music? Yeah… my place."
My place? Joey felt her jaws start to grind. She observed that Chaz was unconsciously tapping his feet; the bastard, feeling cocky again.
"Here's the address," he was saying. "Got a pencil?"
Joey listened intently as he dressed and groomed. She knew the whole sound track of his routine: the brisk uncapping of his stick deodorant, the soft rotary whine of the nose-hair clippers, the rhythmic plucking of floss through molars, the plangent yodel of his gargling.
Realizing what lay ahead, Joey should have felt trapped, if not panicky, for she truly had no desire to hear her husband heaving and snorting on top of another woman. Yet she remained strangely calm and anticipatory. Wouldn't it be the ideal occasion on which to return her wedding band, which she'd been carrying around like a bad penny since Mick Stranahan had rescued her? The timing of such a symbolic gesture would be critical, as Joey hoped for the ultimate effect upon Chaz Perrone and his visitor.
Whose name, it turned out, actually was Medea.
Joey heard her husband open the front door, a bit of cordial chatter in the living room, the pop of a cork. Then came the music-Celtic folk ballads, of all things, irrefutable proof of Chaz's wanton desperation.
It took him less than fifteen minutes to draw Medea to the bedroom. Scented candles and sticks of incense were lit, Joey forced to swallow a sneeze. As Medea fluttered about, preparing the love chamber, Joey appraised what little she could see-a gold ankle bracelet with a turquoise charm; a rudimentary tattoo of a rose; toenails glossed lavender; feet well tanned, though not dainty.
"I brought something," Medea said to Chaz, and within moments their clothes began hitting the floor in separate piles. Joey stole a peek at the tag in the peasant-style dress (size 10) and wondered if the woman was as tall as she was.
When Chaz dropped his pants, Medea said, "Well, hello there!"
"I told you we missed you." Chaz, insufferably pleased with himself.
"Here." Medea, patting the bed. "Let me give you a rub."
"That's okay. I'm plenty relaxed enough."
"Now, don't argue. Momma knows best."
Joey covered her mouth to keep from laughing.
"But I'm already ready," Chaz said impatiently.
"And you'll still be ready when we're done flexing," Medea told him, "and I'll be ready, too. Now be a good little soldier and lie down while I warm up the oil."
"Honey, please. These sheets are a hundred percent silk."
"Oh hush."
As Chaz stretched out, the springs of the bed emitted sparrow-like peeps. Nervously Joey wondered how much Medea weighed; her calves hadn't looked chubby, but that was no guarantee. And what about that large stranger in the house? Joey hadn't been able to hear what he and Chaz were discussing earlier in the kitchen, but she couldn't rule out the possibility that her husband was acting upon his long-cherished fantasy of arranging a threesome.
What a pitiful irony, Joey thought, if the bed collapsed and I was crushed to death by an orgy.
"Wow," she heard Medea say.
"Yeah," Chaz agreed proudly.
"Is that normal?"
"Tell me you're not complaining."
"No, it's just…" Medea began, sounding hesitant. "I don't remember it being quite so-"
"Happy."
"Yeah, boy."
Chaz must be in hog heaven, Joey thought. He could chat about his penis all night long.
Joey cringed as Medea climbed on the bed, but there was no seismic aftermath. The conversation abated for a minute or two, then suddenly Chaz yipped in pain. "Geez, you're killing me!"
"Why so tense?" Medea, in the sedated tone of a yoga instructor. "Tell me what's the trouble, sweetheart."
"It feels like you're trying to unscrew my feet. Can't we just skip this part?"
"Not our limbering-up exercises. No, baby."
Joey regretted that her supine alignment afforded no view of the mirror on the bedroom wall.
"There's only one part of me that needs exercising," Chaz was saying, "or else it's gonna explode."
"Okay, okay. Chill out."
Communications between Chaz and Medea became less verbal, and soon the commotion above Joey attained a familiar martial rhythm. Whatever jealousy or revulsion she might have felt soon was displaced by concern for her own safety. As Chaz's exertions grew more forceful, Joey braced her palms and knees against the cross slats of the bed frame. From experience she expected this part of the proceeding to last between ten and twenty minutes, depending on how much wine her husband had consumed. Joey shut her eyes and tried not to visualize what was taking place an arm's length away. Her plan required clearheaded calculation. She intended to wait until Chaz was on the verge of climax before making her surprise entrance, the cue being a low lupine growl that always preceded his seminal moment.
A melody, gaseous and discordant, rose from the bed and wafted through the room-Medea was humming, with Chaz's grimly delivered grunts providing the percussion. Was it some sort of weird tantric mantra, Joey wondered, or merely an off-key rendering of an intrinsically awful song?
Suddenly she heard her husband gasp. "Christ, why can't I feel anything?"
Medea interrupted her humming. "Huh?"
"I said I can't feel a damn thing!" Chaz, panting furiously.
"Don't you dare stop now. Come on, sweetheart."
The bed springs creaked dolorously as he pulled away. Joey couldn't imagine what might be wrong-once her husband got going, nothing short of a thermonuclear event would prevent him from finishing.
"I'm numb," he said.
"Aw, it's just fine. Come on," Medea implored.
"Fine for you maybe."
"Here, sweetheart, let me help-"
"No! Don't!"
"For heaven's sakes." Serene Medea was beginning to sound annoyed.
Joey heard a muted thump and found herself staring at Chaz's bare legs; he'd taken the radical step of vacating the bed.
"What perfume is that?" he demanded of Medea.
"I'm not wearing any. It's the oil, or maybe the huckleberry candles."
"It's not a goddamn candle. I smell perfume," Chaz declared. "The exact same stuff my wife used to wear."
A glacial silence, then: "Your wife?"
"Late wife," Chaz amended hastily.
"How come you never mentioned you were married?"
Joey found herself rooting for Medea. Tell her the truth, you coward.
"It's a very painful memory," he said.
"When did she pass away, Chaz?"
A different sort of silence followed, as uncomfortable as the first. Joey longed to see his expression.
He said, "I'd rather not get into it. Too depressing."
"Obviously not that depressing," Medea remarked caustically. "I see you're still ready for action."
"Yeah, well, he's got a mind of his own."
Medea sounded unamused. "Like I said, I don't wear perfume. Whatever you're smelling is in your imagination."
It's Chanel, Joey almost whispered.
Before leaving the island, she had innocently dabbed a fleck behind each ear. It was significant that Chaz had sniffed out her scent amid the putridly sweet fumes from Medea's traveling head shop.
"Look, I gotta go," Medea said abruptly.
"No, let's try again."