She looked me up and down. “Like that’s going to fit me?” she said. One lone tear spilled down her face. I could almost hear Pavarotti—it was Pagliacci time.
I unpinned the red silk flower I’d fastened to the deep V of my neckline. “Try this.”
She still looked like the sad clown in a velvet painting, but her watery eyes now held a spark of hope. I fastened a piece of folded napkin to the stickiest spot and pinned the red flower on top of it. It covered the stain and even added to the look of Nikki’s simple black sheath. She sniffled and tried to collect herself.
“For cold sores? I have a friend who swears by lysine. Take handfuls before you go to bed tonight. No nuts, no chocolate, and go easy on the alcohol.”
“You’re being so nice to me.” She was instantly contrite. “You know, my ego’s not that fragile.”
“Nikki, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“If you didn’t like my arrangement, you could have just told me. You didn’t need to sneak back and change things.”
I stood ten feet back and squinted at Primo’s booth trying to see what Nikki was fussed about, while she produced a pocket mirror to fix her face and check out the flower pin.
“The pin looks great, but I look awful.”
To the naked eye, the arrangement was the same as we had left it the previous night. Except perhaps that Pink Flamingo, the tall thin birdlike sculpture, was a little farther to the left than it was yesterday. And maybe Kelly, a hunk of hammered metal contorted into an elaborate, abstract spiral, was slightly farther to the back of the booth.
“It is different. What a good eye you have,” I said, hoping to patch things up. “But I didn’t change a thing, I swear. Maybe it was the staff, maybe I was too close to the flow of traffic or the electrical outlets. Who knows? Help me fix it?”
She brightened visibly, then launched into rearranging Primo’s creations. “The workmen usually know better than to move things, even before the curious incidents in the night started happening. Which reminds me, there was another one early this morning. Dog poop. In the Gramercy Park exhibit.”
“Well, at least that you can pick up. Nasty but not really damaging.”
“It is when you throw it down a recirculating well. I don’t know what smelled worse, the poop or the bleach they used to clean it out. It was reeking when I got here at four P.M.”
She fussed with the flower pin, dislodging the paper napkin that had kept the honey from touching Lucy’s silk rose. That would cost me, but at least she hadn’t said yes to borrowing the jacket.
“I’m going to the members’ lounge to fix this. Give me the postcard you wrote for the kid. I’ll post it on the bulletin board.”
After Nikki left, so did the drama. David and I took our places, waiting for the games to begin. I unearthed my recharged laptop, plugged it in, and pulled up the first page of the quickie slide show I’d slapped together.
“PowerPoint,” David said. “Cutting edge.”
It was. For a woman who owned a manual lawn mower. Fifteen minutes later, just as the reception was to begin, the lights went out and the entire convention center was plunged into darkness.
Twenty-nine
Cell phones lit up like fireflies in the summertime or cigarette lighters at a rock concert, and there was a faint Close Encounters–like glow coming from the main doors and the escalator beyond, where the nightly news cameras had been set up. But not enough to see by. My computer kicked into battery mode, so I had slightly more light than my booth neighbors. With no windows or skylights, the enormous space was like a giant cave, except for the few dots illuminating the exit signs.
After a brief moment of alarm—this was, after all, a public building in New York City—there was a ripple of nervous laughter, then the finger pointing began.
“It’s those damn lamps,” I heard someone say through gritted teeth.
David’s unflustered voice came out of nowhere. “I beg your pardon. What makes you think it wasn’t your tacky fountains. Not only are they hideous, eighties, new age crap, they’ve got everyone around here running for a pee at twenty-minute intervals.” That part was true enough, although I never really understood the biology behind that.
David and the fountain lady—his less friendly neighbor on the other side—had been engaged in a custody battle over the community outlet located squarely between their two booths. They were to share the power strip but with an outlet extender, or whatever those things were called. You could plug in as many items as you wanted and not realize you were reaching critical mass until the lights went out. Was that what had happened?
Fountain Lady, whose real name had been rendered unreadable by flowery, overcalligraphied lettering, had a twenty-by-twenty space in which she had attempted to re-create Niagara Falls, in tabletop miniatures, choreographed to canned harp music. By the end of the show, in addition to feeling that we’d all overdosed on diuretics, everyone within thirty feet of her booth would likely feel hypnotized.
In fairness, crammed with floor lamps, table lamps, and sconces, David’s booth was also a sensory overload, but we liked him so we minded less. Unfair but true. Since the day before, when one of the fixtures in his booth shorted out and temporarily stopped the waterworks, it had been all-out war between the two exhibitors.
“For heaven’s sake,” he’d said, in his playful way, “lighten up. The show’s not even open yet.” She hadn’t, and now under cover of darkness the sniping had escalated.
Background noises ranged from giggles to the occasional clatter of a metal object dropping to the purposeful steps and walkie-talkie noises of those trying to rectify the situation. Someone yelped as if she’d walked into a cactus.
Minutes ticked by as we waited for the convention center’s emergency generator to kick in. All over there were mutterings of “sorry” and “excuse me” as people bumped into each other as they foolishly tried to get around in the dark. I stayed put, feeling around for a water bottle and eventually just sitting on the carpeted floor of my booth with my legs stretched out in front of me, trying not to wrinkle.
“If I ever do anything like this again, the exhibitor is springing for the chair,” I said. “My pals who registered chose poorly.”
“That’s a newbie’s mistake. Everybody does that once. If you’re planning to leave that computer on battery, angle it toward the bar. I’m going to get us drinks and I don’t want to be bayoneted by a garden ornament.”
“I told you. They’re art. People suffer and die for art all the time.”
“All due respect to Primo—and Picasso—but I’m not ready to die for any art that started life as a bicycle.”
I pulled myself to my feet and obliged him by tilting the laptop slightly to the right. It threw off just enough light for David to make his way to the now unmanned bar, swipe a bottle of wine and glasses, and steal back to our booths.
“Success. I don’t know what it is, but it was easier to bring it back here and pour it by the romantic light of your laptop. I didn’t want to spill anything on myself. Doesn’t Nikki sell candles? Speaking of which…”
That’s right. Where was Nikki?
“Probably in the lounge,” I said, “repairing her eye makeup and tearstained cheeks. I hope she wasn’t mid–cat eye when the blackout hit.”
David dragged over the chair from his booth and we shared it, clinking plastic cups and waiting for the lights to come back on.