"That's allowed. You can tickle."
"You don't laugh."
"You don't know how to tickle."
"That's why it's not fair."
"It is fair. And furthermore," I continue, "I didn't throw sand."
"I can say you did."
"And did you know, by the way, that it's a lovely day today because the sun is shining and the bay is calm and blue, and there are nine or seven planets —»
"Nine."
"— of which Mercury is the closest to the sun and.»
"Pluto."
". Pluto is the farthest?"
"Did you hear about the homosexual astronauts?" he asks.
"Yes. They went to Uranus. And if, as they say, there are seven days in each week and fifty-two weeks in each year, how come there are three hundred and sixty-five days in the year instead of three hundred and sixty-four?"
He pauses to calculate. "How come?" he queries. "I never thought about that."
"I don't know. I never thought about it either."
"Is that what you want to talk about now?" he asks disconsolately.
"No. But if you want to stall, I'll stall along with you. You're not fooling me."
"I'm going to tell Mommy," he threatens again. "I'm going to tell Mommy you threw sand in my eyes."
"I'm going to tell her," I rejoin.
"Are you?" His manner turns solemn.
"What?"
"Going to tell her?"
"What?"
"You know."
"What?"
"What I did."
"Did you do something?" I inquire with airy candor.
"You know."
"I can't remember."
"What I gave away."
"Did you give something away?"
"Daddy, you know I gave a nickel away."
"When? You give a lot of nickels away."
"Just before. When you were right here."
"Why?"
"You won't know."
"Tell me why. How do you know?"
"You'll get angry and start yelling or begin to tease me or make fun of me."
"I won't. I promise."
"I wanted to," he states simply.
"That's no answer."
"I knew you'd say that."
"I knew you'd say that."
"I said you wouldn't understand."
"He didn't ask you for it," I argue. "He couldn't believe his eyes when you gave it to him. I don't think you even knew him that long. I'll bet you don't even like him that much. Do you?"
"You're getting angry," he sulks. "I knew you would."
"I'm not."
"You're starting to yell, aren't you?"
"I'm just raising my voice."
"You see?"
"You're faking," I charge, and give him a tickling poke in the ribs. "And I know you're faking, so stop faking and trying to pretend you can fool me. Answer."
He grins sheepishly, exposed and pleased. "I don't know. I don't know if I like him or not. I only met him yesterday."
"See? I'm smart. Then why? You know what I mean. Why did you give your money to him?"
"You'll think I'm crazy."
"Maybe you are."
"Then I won't tell you."
"I know you aren't."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes. No. You want to. I can see you do. So you have to. Come on."
"I wanted to give him something," he explains very softly. "And that was all I had."
"Why did you want to give him something?"
"I don't know."
He tells me this so plainly, truthfully, innocently as to make it seem the most plausible and obvious reason imaginable. And I do understand. His frankness is touching, and I feel like reaching out to embrace him right there on the spot and rewarding him with dollar bills. I want to kiss him (but I think he will be embarrassed if I do, because we are out in public). I want to tousle his hair lightly. (I do.) Tenderly, I say to him:
"That's still no answer."
"How come?" he inquires with interest.
"It doesn't tell why."
"It's why."
"It doesn't tell why you wanted to give him something. Why did you want to give him something?"
"I think I know. You sure keep after me, don't you?"
"Why did you want to give him something?"
"Do I have to tell?"
"No. Not if you don't want to."
"I was happy," he states with a shrug, squinting uncomfortably in the sunlight, looking a little pained and self-conscious.
"Yeah?"
"And whenever I feel happy," he continues, "I like to give something away. Is that all right?"
"Sure." (I feel again that I want to kiss him.)
"It's okay?" He can hardly trust his good fortune.
"And I'm glad you were happy. Why were you happy?"
"Now it gets a little crazy."
"Go ahead. You're not crazy."
"Because I knew I was going to give it away." He pauses a moment to giggle nervously. "To tease you," he admits. "Then when I knew I was happy about that, I wanted to give the nickel away because I was happy about wanting to give the nickel away. Is it okay?"
"You're making me laugh."
"You're not mad?"
"Can't you see that you're making me laugh? How can I be mad?"
"Then I'll tell you something else," he squeals with ebullient gaiety. "Sometimes I feel like laughing for no reason at all. Then I feel like laughing just because I know I feel like laughing. You're smiling!" he cries suddenly, pointing a finger at my face, and begins shrieking with laughter. "Why are you smiling?"
"Because you're funny!" I shout back at him. "It's funny, that's why. You're funny, that's why."
"Are you gonna tell Mommy I gave money away?"
"Are you? You can't tell her either if I don't. Otherwise I'll get in trouble."
"You can tell her," he decides.
"Then you can tell her too."
"Was it all right?"
"Sure," I comfort him. "It was all right. In fact, it was better than all right. It was very nice. And I'm glad you talked to me. You don't always talk to me." I rest the palm of my hand lightly on the back of his head as we start walking again and head toward the boardwalk. My hand feels unnatural there, as though I am stretching a small elbow and arm muscle into an unaccustomed position. I move my hand to his shoulder; I feel a strain there too. (I am not used to holding my boy, I realize. I am not used to holding my daughter either.) "But suppose — " I want to prepare him and shield him against everything injurious in the world, and I cannot stop myself.
He pulls away from me with an impatient lurch of his shoulders, frowning. "Daddy, I knew you were going to say that!"
"And I knew you were going to say that," I laugh in reply, but my heartiness is false. "What else am I going to say?"
"I want it for myself later or tomorrow? Then I'll get it back from him. But suppose —»
"Yeah?"
"— he doesn't have it or won't give it to you?"
"He won't."
"Then I'll get another nickel. From who?"
"I won't give it to you."
"From you. I won't give it to you."
"I won't. I warn you."
"You will," he replies to me directly, ending his imitation of us. "You always say that. You always say you won't. And then you always do. So why do you say that? Won't you?"
"Yes," I concede in a long syllable of total surrender, succumbing pleasurably to his childlike charm and intelligence. "I'll give it to you. I'll even give it to you now before you want it."
So what, his sage and ironic expression seems to say to me, am I making such a bogus fuss about? "I knew you would," he summarizes in triumph. He walks beside me with a lighter, more contented step.
"I always will, I want you to know. Do you?" I watch him nod; I see his brow tightening a bit with recollection and perplexity. "We're pretty good pals now, ain't we?" I ask. "You and me?"
"I used to be afraid of you."
"I hope you're not, now."
"Not as much."
"You don't have to be. I won't ever hurt you. And I'll always give you everything you need. Don't you know that? I just yell a lot."
After a moment more of deep reflection, he allows himself to bump against me softly with his shoulder as I often see him do with other boys I know he likes. (It is the friendliest answer he could have given me.) I bump him back the same way in response. He smiles to himself.
"Daddy, I love you!" he exclaims with excitement, and throws his face against my hip to kiss me and hug me. "I hope you never die."
(I hope so too.) I crook my arm around his shoulders and hug him in return. Very swiftly, before he can be embarrassed by it and stop me, I kiss the top of his head, brush my lips against his silken, light-brown hair. (I steal a kiss.) I love him too and hope that he never dies.