Behind, the plump innkeeper shook her head ruefully as she went to mop up the table where two of Rozsarran’s fellow guards slumped senseless and snoring in their chairs, dice and coppers alike fallen from their hands. They were like children sometimes, she thought, lifting one leather-clad sleeve out of a pool of spilled ale and adroitly avoiding the instinctive yank and punch its sleeping owner launched vaguely at her. Good lads, but not drinkers.
Outside, in the cool night air, Rozsarran reached the same conclusion, albeit slowly and less clearly. Hitching up his swordbelt, he began to walk hastily back toward the tower. An overcast sky made the night very dark, and a brisk walk might make him feel less rock-witted before he reached his bed. Late duty tomorrow, praise Helm. He could use the sleep…
A silent shadow rose out of the night clutching a horse-leather knotted about a fistful of coins. He tipped Rozsarran’s helmet sharply forward to expose the back of his head, and gave sleep to him.
The guard slumped without a sound. Suld caught him under the arms before he reached the ground and heaved him up. Arkuel caught hold of his booted feet, and they hurried him into the trees.
There Malark worked magical darkness and commanded Arkuel to unhood the lamp. In its faint light the cult arch-mage cast a spell of sleep upon the guard and then studied him carefully. “Strip him,” he ordered briefly. When it was done, he studied the mage’s face and hair intently and had his underlings turn the body, seeking birthmarks. None. Right, then. He cast yet another spell, slowly and carefully. His form twisted and dwindled and grew again, and a double of Rozsarran stood where Malark had been moments before. The disguised archmage dressed hastily, ensured that his concealing amulets were still upon him, and said coldly, “Wait here. If I do not return by dawn, withdraw a little way into the woods and hide. Report in Essembra- you know where-if I come not back in four days. Understood?”
“Aye, Lord Mage.”
“Understood, Lord Malark.”
“Well enough. No pilfering, no wenching, and no noise! I don’t plan to be long.” And Malark was gone, adjusting his swordbelt. How did they even lift such blades, let alone swing them about as if they were as light as wands? This one was as heavy as a cold corpse. He felt his way back out of the trees and the magical ring of darkness to the road.
There he found two guardsmen weaving slowly toward the tower. They were half asleep, irritable, and smelled strongly of drink. “Aghh, it’s Roz!” one greeted him loudly, nearly falling. “Bladder feel the better for it, old sword? Fall over any trees?”
“Arrghh,” Malark answered, loudly and sourly, thinking it the safest reply. He deftly ducked and rose up between their linked hands, putting an arm about the shoulder of each. One of the guardsmen gave at the knees and almost fell. Malark winced at the weight dragging at his shoulder.
“It is good you came back,” the collapsing guard rumbled as he hauled himself up Malark’s arm and rocked on his heels a moment before catching his balance again. “I need your shoulder, I fear. Gods, my head!”
“Arrghh,” Malark said again, stifling a grin.
“Urrghh,” the guard on his other arm agreed sagely, and they stumbled on. Ahead, the torchlight at the tower gates grew brighter and closer, step by bobbing step. Elsewhere, Malark might have crept or flown in the shape of a bird or vermin to a window and dispensed with all this dangerous foolishness, but not here. Not with Elminster about, and all these knights who could call on his aid. “Best I ever drank was at The Lonesome Tankard, where the roads meet in Eveningstar… ‘it’s in Cormyr, old sword.”
“Uhh,” Malark agreed.
Somehow he got the three of them through the guards and inside. He let them stumble slightly ahead of him to guide him, and they went straight down a long, high hallway to the guardroom. There luck was with Malark. Culthar, his spy, was one of the two watchmen, waiting in the guardroom until a bell rang on the board before him, calling him to assist of another guard elsewhere. The other was just rising, with an oath, to answer a bell three floors up.
“Why can’t Rold relieve himself before he takes up his post?” he growled as be made for the back stairs.
Malark’s companions stumbled around the room, catching at the table for balance. They made for the door to the bunkroom. One began to sing-under his breath, fortunately-as he went. “Oh, I once knew a lady of far Uttersea… she’ll never come back, now, no never come back to me…” The door banged, and there came a fainter crash on the other side of it. Culthar cursed.
“He’s always falling over that chair. It’ll be broken now, sure, and we’ll have to fix it again because”-Culthar’s voice now rose in vicious mimicry of the guard-”he’s not too good with his hands, and alt.” At that moment, the other guard who had come in with Malark heaved and shuddered, and made a sickening gulping sound. “Oh, gods!” Culthar cursed. “Quick, get his face into that bucket! Hurry! I should have known Crimmon would drink himself sick!” Malark scooped a leather bucket from its peg and did as he was bid, just in time.
When the retching was done, Crimmon roused himself blearily and walked toward the bunkroom almost normally, saying, “No more for me, I think. I’d best be getting back, Jhaele,” back over his shoulder.
“Yes, dearie,” Culthar said in disgusted mimicry, and they both waited. An instant passed in silence, and then there was another splintering crash from the bunkroom. Malark chuckled helplessly, and after a moment, Culthar joined in, as Crimmon’s curses faded in the bunkroom. Malark put down the bucket and closed the bunkroom door. He turned to face Culthar, who frowned and said, “And how much have you had to drink?”
Malark let his face shift back to his own features for two slow, deliberate seconds and said, “Nothing, Culthar. Sorry to disappoint you.” When he grinned, an instant later, it was Rozsarran’s own lopsided grin.
Culthar stared at him in astonishment. “Lord, why are you here?” he whispered. “Is Roz…?”
“Sleeping. I have little time for talk. Take this.” He pressed a ring into Culthar’s palm. “Hide it well, on your person, and do not part with it. It has magics upon it to conceal it from normal scrutiny by one of the art, but wear it only when you intend to use it. Speak its command word, which is the name of the first dracolich you served when you joined the followers, and it will instantly take you and one other creature whom you are touching flesh to flesh to Thunderstone-specifically, a hill above that town where one of our group lives as a hermit. His name is Brossan. If he is not there, go to…” Several more instructions followed. Then-
“One thing more. I may appear to you and give the sign of the hammer, or a redcrest may fly into this guardroom-it may be but an illusion, mind. These both are signals that you are to try and take this Shandril Shessair and escape with her by means of the ring if you see any opportunity, however scant. Otherwise, you are to take her when you think best-you guessed the task before I said it, did you not? Good. You will do this?”
“Aye. For the greater glory of the followers,” Culthar whispered. Malark nodded and picked up the reeking bucket.
“Before your fellow watchmen return,” Malark said, “I shall go to be sick outside.” Holding the bucket before him, he staggered out and down the hall, once again every inch the drunken Rozsarran. It was a white-faced and thoughtful Culthar who drew off his boot and ran the brass ring onto his little toe where he could feel its presence reassuringly at every step.
It was a loudly and realistically sick Rozsarran who staggered out through the guards at the gate and into the night. It was a coolly efficient nightcat who loped from where the bucket and clothes had fallen, heading for a certain spot in the trees. There the nightcat became a rat, crept close to the waiting cultists, and listened.