"Hello, there," Jeremy greeted her. "How was school today?"
"Pretty foul," Pippa responded cheerfully as she put what was left of the bun on the table. "It was World Affairs today." She opened her satchel. "Miss Wilkinson loves World Affairs. But she's terribly wet. She can't keep the class in order."
As Pippa took a book out of her satchel, Jeremy asked her, "What's your favourite subject?"
"Biology," was Pippa's immediate and enthusiastic answer. "It's heaven."
Jeremy sat on one end of the sofa as Pippa continued, "Yesterday we dissected a frog's leg." She pushed her book in his face. "Look what I got in the second-hand bookstall. It's awfully rare, I'm sure. Over a hundred years old."
"What is it, exactly?" Jeremy asked her.
"It's a kind of recipe-book," Pippa explained. She opened the book. "It's thrilling, absolutely thrilling."
"But what's it all about?" Jeremy wanted to know.
Pippa was already enthralled by her book. "What?" she murmured as she turned its pages.
Jeremy rose to his feet. "It certainly seems very absorbing," he observed.
"What?" Pippa repeated, still engrossed in the book. To herself she murmured, "Gosh!" as she turned another page.
"Evidently a good tuppenny-worth," Jeremy commented, as he went across to the stool and picked up a newspaper.
Apparently puzzled by what she was reading in the book, Pippa asked him, "What's the difference between a wax candle and a tallow candle?"Jeremy considered for a moment before replying. "I should imagine that a tallow candle is markedly inferior," he said. "But surely you can't eat it. What a strange recipe-book.
"Much amused, Pippa got to her feet. "'Can you eat it?' she declaimed. "Sounds like Twenty Questions." She laughed, threw the book onto the easy chair, and went across to the bookshelves to get a pack of cards from the bottom shelf. "Do you know how to play demon patience?" she asked Jeremy.
By now Jeremy was totally occupied with his newspaper. "Um" was his only response.
Pippa tried again to engage his attention. "I suppose you wouldn't like to play beggar-my-neighbour?" she asked him.
"No," Jeremy replied firmly. He replaced the newspaper on the stool, then went to the desk, sat, and addressed an envelope.
"No, I thought you probably wouldn't," Pippa murmured wistfully. Kneeling on the floor in the middle of the room, she spread out her cards and began to play a game of demon patience. "I wish we could have a fine day for a change," she complained. "It's such a waste being in the country when it's wet."
Jeremy looked across at her. "Do you like living in the country, Pippa?" he asked.
"Rather," Pippa replied enthusiastically. "I like it much better than living in London. This is an absolutely wizard house, with a tennis court and everything. We've even got a priest's hole."
"A priest's hole?" Jeremy queried, smiling. "In this house?"
"Yes, we have," said Pippa."
I don't believe you," Jeremy told her. "It's the wrong period."
"Well, I call it a priest's hole," Pippa insisted. "Look, I'll show you."
She got up from the floor, went to the right-hand side of the bookshelves, took out a couple of books, and pulled down a small lever in the wall behind the books. A portion of wall to the right of the shelves, revealing itself to be a concealed door, swung open. Behind it was a good-sized recess, with another concealed door in its back wall, evidently leading to the library.
"I know it isn't really a priest's hole, of course," Pippa admitted. "But it's certainly a secret passageway. Actually, that door goes through into the library."
"Oh, does it?" said Jeremy as he rose and went across to the recess. He walked into it, opened the door at the back, glanced into the library and then closed the door again. "So it does," he confirmed as he came back into the room.
"But it's all rather secret, and you'd never guess it was there unless you knew," Pippa said as she lifted the lever to close the panel. "I'm using it all the time," she continued. "It's the sort of place that would be very convenient for putting a dead body, don't you think?"Jeremy smiled. "Absolutely made for it," he agreed.
Pippa came back to the centre of the room and resumed her card game on the floor as Clarissa entered from the hall.
Jeremy looked up as she came into the room. "The Amazon is looking for you," he informed Clarissa."Miss Peake? Oh, what a bore," Clarissa exclaimed as she picked up Pippa's bun from the table and took a bite.
Pippa immediately got to her feet. "Hey, that's mine!" she protested."Greedy thing," Clarissa murmured as she handed what was left of the bun to Pippa, who placed it back on the table and returned to her card game."The Amazon first hailed me as though I were a ship," Jeremy told Clarissa, "and then she ticked me off for manhandling this desk."
"She's a terrible pest," Clarissa admitted, leaning over one end of the sofa to peer down at Pippa's card game. "But we're only renting the house, and she goes with it, so – " She broke off to say to Pippa, "Black ten on the red jack," before continuing, to Jeremy, "– so we have to keep her on. And in any case she's really a very good gardener."
"I know," Jeremy agreed, moving to Clarissa and putting an arm around her. "I saw her out of my bedroom window this morning. I heard these sounds of exertion, so I stuck my head out of the window, and there was the Amazon, in the garden, digging something that looked like an enormous grave."
"That's called deep trenching," Clarissa explained to him. "I think you plant cabbages in it, or something."Jeremy leaned over to study the card game on the floor. "Red three on the black four," he advised Pippa, who responded with a furious look.
Sir Rowland and Hugo now came into the room from the library. Sir Rowland gave a meaningful look at Jeremy, who still had his arm around Clarissa, at which Jeremy tactfully dropped his arm and moved away from her."The weather seems to have cleared at last," Sir Rowland announced. "Too late for golf, though. Only about twenty minutes of daylight left." Looking down at Pippa's card game, he pointed at a card with his foot. "Look, that goes on there," he told her. Crossing to the French windows, he failed to notice the fierce glare Pippa shot his way. "Well," he said, glancing out at the garden, "I suppose we might as well go across to the golf house now, if we're going to eat there."
"I'll go and get my coat," Hugo announced, leaning over Pippa to point out a card as he passed her. Pippa, really furious by now, leaned forward and covered the cards with her body, as Hugo turned back to address Jeremy. "What about you, my boy?" he asked. "Coming with us?"
"Yes," Jeremy answered. "I'll just go and get my jacket." He and Hugo went out into the hall together, leaving the door open."You're sure you don't mind dining at the clubhouse this evening, darling?" Clarissa asked Sir Rowland."Not a bit," he assured her. "Very sensible arrangement, since the servants are having the night off."Elgin, the Hailsham-Browns' middle-aged butler, came into the room from the hall and went across to Pippa. "Your supper is ready in the schoolroom, Miss Pippa," he told her. "There's some milk, and fruit, and your favourite biscuits."
"Oh, good!" Pippa shouted, springing to her feet. "I'm ravenous."She darted towards the hall door but was stopped by Clarissa, who told her sharply to pick up her cards first and put them away."Oh, bother," Pippa exclaimed. She went back to the cards, knelt, and slowly began to shovel them into a heap against one end of the sofa.
Elgin now addressed Clarissa. "Excuse me, madam," he murmured respectfully."Yes, Elgin, what is it?" Clarissa asked.
The butler looked uncomfortable. "There has been a little – er – unpleasantness, over the vegetables," he told her."Oh, dear," said Clarissa. "You mean with Miss Peake?"