- Inesquecivel radiation melts in fire, not in your mouth!
The fighter explodes, fragments fly as a window glass broken by a Tomboy. Vladimir Ilyich remembered his childhood. The teacher gave her an " f " for God's Ungodly law. Then the future Leader of the world proletariat as revenge, knocked him almost all the Windows of a homemade slingshot. Something young became examples to many generations prankster could justly be proud, slingshot had five rubber bands, are arranged in a sequence and had enormous destructive power.
Partner-weenie breaks off thoughts:
- We don't need a second pass! Our first move, our last move!
Here is and the next opponent. Distinguished by logic, Vladimir Ilyich was even surprised: single-seat fighters billions, and the battle has not yet turned into a dump.
This enemy maneuvers, trying to bring down the sight, it is a brilliant candy, and seeking to show off wit:
You like ketchup?
Vladimir Ilyich answered mechanically:
- Yes, especially the mixture of tomato and mango!
Suddenly as Lollipop will offer:
- Maybe, not let us kill each other, and mind let's measure ourselves?
The leader of the world proletariat was surprised:
- It's like?
Lollipop fun giggled and sparkled even more:
- We clean the machine, photon's younger brother!
Lenin, feeling the elation quickly replied:
- The machine is best to clean what happens when the enemy during the battle and puts in his pants. And photon's younger brother is a traitor's conscience, even smaller than this particle!
Lollipop choked:
- Yes you very is a clever Vladimir Ilyich! Well, your first shot, and if you miss, it is a sandwich will ask me a question!
The hyperplane froze in the air: Lenin without further ADO thrust from all guns. Tongue Twister blurting out:
- Sorry, you were quite appetizing, but not raw! I don't want to get indigestion!
The leader of the world proletariat is an excellent hunter, as a rule, did not miss. Fighter cracked like a piece of ice, slivers flashed brightly, and then to black. Even became profoundly sad!
Lenin sang, with genuine sadness:
Case rarely warrior gray hair,
Yes on war deaden feelings!
Blade honed hurt,
Heart stone in the shower is empty!
And space is also evil to take,
It's all open - no trench!
Here attacks the Earth creature,
The curse of the prophet has come true!
Star sheds a sad light,
Where's the fun - the other in the grave!
Let there be a feat, this sung,
In the Holy, exalted.
I lead the ship through the fog,
Pray to escape death's sting!
Do not confused captain,
In the depths of vile deception!
The comet is a good sign,
She promises in battles victory!
Red poppy flag flies,
Own galaxy will come!
Fatherland under you the whole world,
Recognized the sanctity of voluntarily!
And who is now in the country idol,
We choose arbitrarily!
But once again duty calls soldier,
Many of the constellations, and empires!
And we have one homeland,
Serve it is true Russians draw!
War, war, everywhere war,
Burn the planets, the stars cry!
In childhood Dreams of silence,
We pray about the rest of the tear!
But never Russ , not will betray,
Even if death is inevitable!
After all, the knight will not tolerate shame,
Its essence rebellious!
A little bit more, hit the jump,
Opponent is rattled... runs away!
All difficulties only for an hour,
Fatherland same age shines!
The leader of the world proletariat sang( he had a good voice even during his lifetime) and fought like a lion. It seemed to him that she was no longer the head of the world's first socialist state, and a brave Russian warrior, persistently and successfully fighting in the galactic war.
Here is another transparent "poprygunchik", caught the most accurate hit burst like a soap bubble. Candy, dying sluggishly squeaked:
"Black cheese co..." And vanished.
Vladimir Ilya suddenly became ashamed:
And why are we fond of archivername - plywood patriotism! This is a kind of caricature of Soviet patriotism!
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