“Oui. I dare you to enjoy yourself, if only pour un moment.”
“You think I’m incapable of enjoying myself?”
“I did not say that.”
“Well, I’m not Dean…”
Dean had already found a rock. He rolled it up against the open door and, telling herself that Jacques’ theory made a great deal of sense, Claire stepped over the threshold.
After a few moments of anticipatory silence, when neither the elevator nor the beach seemed affected, Jacques threw up his hands in triumph. “You see,” he said, catching them again. “I am right.”
Nearly body temperature, the water invited swimming, but both mortals contented themselves with tossing shoes and socks back into the elevator and wading through the shallow surf. Behind the open door, the beach rose up to become undulating dunes and finally a multihued green wall of jungle vegetation.
“Austin would love it here,” Claire laughed, digging her toes into the sand. “It’s the world’s biggest litter bo…oh, my God! He’ll be frantic!”
“I don’t think it works that way.”
Fighting to keep her balance in the loose footing, she whirled to glare at Dean. “What makes you such an expert?”
He held out his arm, watch crystal reflecting all the red and gold and orange in the sky. “The second hand hasn’t moved since we got here.”
“Oh, I see,” she snarled, “time has stopped. Did it ever occur to you that it might be your watch?”
Crestfallen, he shook his head.
“Excusez-moi.” Jacques’ tone laid urgency over the polite form of the interruption. “Something happens in the water.”
About twenty feet from shore, the waves had taken on a lumpy appearance. Bits of them seemed to be moving in ways contrary to the nature of water, rolling from side to side as they headed for the shore. Then the center hump of a wave kept rising past the crest, the mottled surface lifting up, up, until it became obvious, even staring into the sunset, that what they were watching wasn’t water.
“If I didn’t know better,” Dean murmured, one hand shading his eyes, “I’d swear that was an octopus.”
“Octopi do not come so big,” Jacques protested weakly.
“Well, it’s not a squid.”
A tentacle, as thick as Dean’s arm, broke through the surf no more than four feet from where they were standing.
“Octopi, regardless of size, don’t come up on the shore,” Claire announced as though daring the waving appendage to contradict her.
The twenty feet had become fifteen. Fourteen. Twelve. Ten.
“On the other hand,” she added as a suckered arm fell short and gouged a trench in the sand at her feet, “I don’t think this is an octopus either. RUN!”
Stumbling and falling in the loose sand, they raced for the elevator.
A tentacle slammed into Claire’s hip, throwing her sideways into Dean. He caught her and held on, dragging her forward with him, her feet barely touching down.
From the water’s edge came the sound of a large, wet, leather sack being smacked against the shore.
Unaffected by the footing, Jacques reached safety first, turned, and went nearly transparent. “Depeche toi!”
Gesture made his meaning plain.
Dean shoved Claire forward, over the threshold and bent to roll away the rock. A tentacle wrapped around his right leg but before it could tighten, he pulled free and stomped down hard. It might’ve been a more effective blow had he not been in bare feet, but it bought him enough time. He leaped inside, dragging the door closed with him.
Claire slammed the gate shut.
The deep blue/gray tip of a tentacle poked through the grill-work in the small window.
Wrapping sweaty hands around the lever, Dean yanked it right.
The floor joists nipped off an inch of rubbery flesh. When it dropped to the floor, Claire kicked it into the back corner and turned on Dean. “Why up?” she demanded, loudly enough to make herself heard over the pounding of her heart. “We came into this through the basement and that’s very likely the only way we’ll get out The basement is down!”
The floor of the elevator level with the second floor of the guest house, Dean locked the lever into its upright position. “I guess up just seemed more natural,” he said. Grinning broadly, he sank down and reached for his shoes and socks. “Besides, we haven’t seen what’s on two or three.”
Claire stared down at him in silence.
After a moment, one sock on, the other in his hand, he lifted his head. “What?”
“We haven’t seen what’s on two or three?”
The grin slipped. “Well, yeah.”
She could see her reflection in his glasses. “Are you out of your mind?”
His brow furrowed. “We have to see what’s on two and three. We can’t quit now.”
“Oh, yes, we can. We just got chased by a giant tentacled thing; that’s quite enough excitement for one day.”
After a moment, he shrugged. “You’re the boss.” Sighing, he pulled on his other sock.
“Do you believe him?” Claire asked Jacques, dusting the sand off her own feet. “He thought that was fun.”
“Not fun,” Dean protested. “Exciting.”
“Dangerous,” Claire corrected.
“But we all got away. We’re all safe.”
“We could have been eaten by something out of a bad Lovecraft pastiche!”
“But we weren’t.”
“Jacques.” She turned to the ghost. “Help me out.”
“He has a point, cherie. No one was hurt. And we are at the second floor. It would be a shame not to look.”
Arms folded, she sagged back against the elevator wall. “There’s just way too much testosterone in here.”
“My watch seems to be working again, Boss.”
“I’m thrilled.”
Standing, Dean shot Jacques a “now what” glance, and received a “how the hell should I know” shrug in return.
“All right.” Claire straightened. “A compromise. We’ll look through the grille, but we won’t actually open the door and we certainly won’t join in the fun.”
“Fun?”
“It’s a figure of speech, Dean. Together on three so that we all see the same thing…one, two, three.”
A familiar hallway stretched off in both directions, the doors to rooms one and two clearly visible.
“This is the second floor.” Shoving up the gate, Claire pushed the door open and barely managed to stop herself from stepping out onto a familiar starship bridge.
“Make it so, Number One.”
Slowly and quietly, she closed the door again. “And that wasn’t.”
“But what was it?” Jacques asked, peering out in some confusion at the second floor hall. “It was a military vessel?”
“It was an imaginary vessel, Jacques.”
“What is an imaginary vessel? It is not real?” He shook his head. “But it was as real as the beach. And the not-a-squid.”
“It was real here. And now. With the door open.” The scene through the door remained the second floor. “But everywhere else, except on those occasions when it’s a way of life, it’s a television show.”
Dean shook his head, as though trying to settle himself back into reality. “I could’ve walked out onto the real bridge of the starship….”
“No.” Claire reached out, intending to lock up, and found herself, instead, opening the door a crack. For one last look at the real bridge of the starship…
It looked like a balmy evening on top of Citadel Hill in downtown Halifax. Except for the two moons riding low in the sky and the woman in the distance with an agitated shrub on a leash.
Behind and above her right shoulder, Claire heard Dean murmur, “It changes every time you reopen the door.”
“So the not-squid, it is gone? We could return to the beach?”
“Sure. Except the beach is gone.”
Claire quietly eased the door shut, so as not to further agitate the shrub, and latched the gate. “All right,” she sighed, her head falling forward until it rested against the fifty-year-old paint. “We’re in this so far now we might as well see what’s on the third floor. But…” Straightening, she folded her arms, turned, and fixed each of her companions with her best I’m a Keeper and you’re not stare. “…no one gets out. Understand?”