I can’t remember exactly how we first agreed to separate, only that there had been a fight and I said I was going to leave, go back to Michigan. Sylvia hadn’t seemed distressed by the idea. I thought maybe she looked forward to being free and independent in Manhattan. The adventure of total availability. Then, a few weeks before I left for Michigan, she said very obliquely that other men would be interested in her. “I’m sure you’ll have no trouble finding somebody when I’m gone,” I answered. Instantly, she flew at me, tearing at my face. I swatted her hands away reflexively, with a sidewise motion, and must have brushed her nose or slapped her hands into her nose. I felt only her hands. I didn’t feel any part of her face. She shrieked, “You broke my nose,” and lunged at the living room window, tearing at the blinds and shrieking for the police. She mutilated the blinds but didn’t manage to open the window, and she was still shrieking, “Police, police, help,” as I dragged her away from the window and tried to hold her still and look at her nose. She pushed me back and dashed into the bathroom. Leaning over the sink, she stared closely at her face in the mirror, saying, “It’s broken. Look.” It looked no different, and then it did look different. I couldn’t tell.
I hadn’t felt my hand touch her nose, but I apologized again and again, and I studied her nose carefully, respectfully, almost hoping to see that it was broken. In her mind she had a broken nose and I had broken it. There was no other way of looking at the situation, and nothing to think about. Her nose was broken. She stayed at the mirror a long time, slowly turning her face this way and that, an excited glow in her eyes, like an artist studying a piece of work with quiet satisfaction.
Finally, in a mood of strained reconciliation, we went out to find a doctor. Our apartment was only a block from West End Avenue, where the ground floor of many buildings was given over to the offices of doctors, dentists, and psychiatrists. Like a great medical center, every specialty was available to the thousands who lived in the buildings. We picked a name and rang the bell. The doctor himself answered and agreed to look at Sylvia’s nose right then. It was late afternoon. There happened to be no patients in his waiting room. His nurse and receptionist had gone home. He had wispy gray hair, brown philosophical eyes, and a middle-European accent. He touched Sylvia’s nose, pressing lightly on one side, then the other. Glancing at me, he said with mock dismay, “He didn’t do it, did he?”
Sylvia said, “No. He’s too kind.”
They sounded as if they were related, both of them mildly witty and ironical. The doctor said he didn’t think her nose was “fractured,” let alone broken. I was pleased by his word, but I knew Sylvia wouldn’t accept it. She asked if he would refer her to a specialist.
“What kind of specialist?”
“A plastic surgeon.”
I then realized Sylvia wanted to believe she had a broken nose. Fixing it would be her excuse to shorten it. That evening Roger phoned and said, “I have a grotesque request. I need two hundred dollars.” I said I could lend him fifty dollars. Sylvia overheard. Much annoyed, she said, “You have to pay for my operation.” I’d leave for Michigan. She’d have a nose job.
The surgeon’s office was on Park Avenue. Well-dressed women sat in his waiting room, one or two with bandaged noses. There were no magazines, only photo albums showing patients before and after plastic surgery, noses much shortened. There were no pictures of men. Nostril holes stood up and gaped like a second pair of eyes. I noticed that the surgeon’s receptionist and two nurses had noses like the ones in the photos — Pekingese snouts — his mark, his vision. The women, it seemed, had wanted to please the surgeon. It was unimaginable that they’d pleased themselves. I thought to warn Sylvia against the doctor, but she hadn’t yet decided to have surgery and it might have caused a dispute in the waiting room. I showed her one of the albums, turning pages without comment, letting her see what this doctor could do with a nose.
When one of the nurses called Sylvia, I went too. I was uncomfortable being there, but she wanted me along. I followed her through a room divided into half a dozen curtained stalls, where the surgeon saw post-operative patients, perhaps five or six an hour. He received us in his office, a big, thick-chested man with a mangled-looking, heavy Jewish face, a huge nose, and a voice that seemed to rumble at us through a sewer pipe.
Sylvia talked shyly about her broken nose, saying not a word about surgery. I supposed she had been shaken by the photo albums. As she talked, the surgeon stared at her nose. She was hesitant, smiling pitifully, and said only that she thought her nose might have been broken. It didn’t look quite straight. Perhaps something could be done.
He told Sylvia to sit on a stool, then stood before her, cupped the back of her head with both hands, and pulled her face toward him, gradually mashing her nose against his belly, harder and harder, holding it there for about ten seconds. Then he released her. Sylvia was in great pain. The doctor wrote her a prescription for six sleeping pills, and said, in an offhand manner, her nose “could be shorter.” His fee was a hundred dollars.
When we were back in the apartment, Sylvia took a ballpoint pen and put a two before the six in the prescription. I was reluctant to take it to the drugstore. Why would a doctor prescribe twenty-six of anything? The druggist might phone the doctor to confirm the amount. Sylvia said there was nothing to worry about. I owed it to her, after breaking her nose, to take the risk. I went.
While I was waiting for the pills, a young man came in and asked for cigarettes. The druggist stopped working on my prescription, and went for the carton of cigarettes. Then the man asked to have them wrapped.
The druggist said, “What for? Is it a gift?”
The man said, “It’s against the law to leave with a carton of cigarettes that is not wrapped.”
I wanted the twenty-six pills. I wanted to get out of there.
The druggist said, “I never heard of such a law.”
I realized that he was no less of a nut than his customer.
The man said, “If I walk out of this drugstore with a naked carton of cigarettes, people will think I stole it.”
The druggist said, “I’ll testify in your behalf.”
I groaned. The druggist heard me. With an expression of disgust, he wrapped the carton of cigarettes.
I thought, This is New York. I will be leaving soon.
When the man walked away with his wrapped carton of cigarettes, the druggist said, “I’ll drive him crazy before he drives me crazy.” Then he gave me twenty-six sleeping pills. I hurried back to the apartment.
I’d merely said she would have no trouble finding somebody after I left, and the result was the “broken nose.” To talk about a divorce might result in more destruction. But I had to talk about divorce. We’d been living separate lives for over a year. I’d been seeing another woman. I didn’t tell Sylvia about her. I didn’t know if Sylvia was seeing other men. She intimated things on the telephone, but was always so vague that, without sounding jealous, I couldn’t ask if she was telling me that she was fucking somebody. I didn’t want to hear about it, anyway. She did the best she could, I suppose, to be honest. Neither of us had the courage to speak plainly.