This encounter, born in encouraged hatred, ended in affection. The good doctor let Valerian swallow a little of his brandy through a straw and against his better judgment, and Valerian recognized a man who took his medical oaths seriously. They got good and drunk together that night, and the combination of Novocain and brandy gave Valerian an expansiveness he had not felt in years. They visited each other occasionally and whenever Valerian thought of that first meeting he touched the place where the abscess had been and smiled. It had a comic book quality about it: two elderly men drunk and quarreling about Pershing (whom Valerian had actually seen), neither one mentioning then or ever the subject of exile or advanced years which was what they had in common. Both felt as though they had been run out of their homes. Robert Michelin expelled from Algeria; Valerian Street voluntarily exiled from Philadelphia.
Both had been married before and the long years of a second marriage had done nothing to make either forget his first. The memory of those years of grief in the wake of a termagant was still keen. Michelin had remarried within a year of his divorce, but Valerian stayed a bachelor for a long time and on purpose until he went out for an after lunch stroll on a wintry day in Maine, a stroll he hoped would get rid of the irritable boredom he’d felt among all those food industry appliance reps. His walk from the inn had taken him only two blocks to the main street when he found himself in the middle of a local Snow Carnival Parade. He saw the polar bear and then he saw her. The bear was standing on its hind feet, its front ones raised in benediction. A rosy-cheeked girl was holding on to one of the bear’s forefeet like a bride. The plastic igloo behind them threw into dazzling relief her red velvet coat and the ermine muff she waved to the crowd. The moment he saw her something inside him knelt down.
Now he sat in the December sunlight watching his servant pour coffee into his cup.
“Has it come?”
“Sir?”
“The salve.”
“Not yet.” Sydney removed the lid from a tiny box of saccharin tablets and edged it toward his employer.
“They take their sweet time.”
“Mail’s cut back to twice a week I told you.”
“It’s been a month.”
“Two weeks. Still botherin you?”
“Not right this minute, but they’ll start up again.” Valerian reached for the sugar cubes.
“You could be a little less hardheaded about those shoes. Sandals or a nice pair of huaraches all day would clear up every one of them bunions.”
“They’re not bunions. They’re corns.” Valerian plopped the cubes into his cup.
“Corns too.”
“When you get your medical degree call me. Ondine bake these?”
“No. Mrs. Street brought them back yesterday.”
“She uses that boat like it’s a bicycle. Back and forth; back and forth.”
“Why don’t you get one of your own? That thing’s too big for her. Can’t water-ski with it. Can’t even dock it in the town. They have to leave it in one place and get in another little boat just to land.”
“Why should I buy her a boat and let it sit ten months out of a year? If those nitwits don’t mind her using theirs, it’s fine with me.”
“Maybe she’d stay the whole year if she had one.”
“Not likely. And I prefer she should stay because her husband’s here, not because a boat is. Anyway, tell Ondine not to serve them anymore.”
“No good?”
“One of the worst things about being old is eating. First you have to find something you can eat and second you have to try not to drop it all over yourself.”
“I wouldn’t know about that.”
“Of course not. You’re fifteen minutes younger than I am. Nevertheless, tell Ondine no more of these. Too flaky. They fly all over no matter what you do.”
“Croissant supposed to be flaky. That’s as short a dough as you can make.”
“Just tell her, Sydney.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And find out if the boy can straighten those bricks. They are popping up all over the place.”
“He needs cement he said.”
“No. No cement. He’s to pack them down properly. The soil will hold them if he does it right.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Mrs. Street awake?”
“I believe so. Anything else special you going to want for the holidays?”
“No. Just the geese. I won’t be able to eat a bit of it, but I want to see it on the table anyway. And some more thalomide.”
“You want Yardman to bring you thalomide? He can’t even pronounce it.”
“Write a note. Tell him to give it to Dr. Michelin.”
“All right.”
“And tell Ondine that half Postum and half coffee is revolting. Worse than Postum alone.”
“Okay. Okay. She thought it would help.”
“I know what she thought, but the help is worse than the problem.”
“That might not be what the trouble is, you know.”
“You are determined to make me have an ulcer. I don’t have an ulcer. You have an ulcer. I have occasional irregularity.”
“I had an ulcer. It’s gone now and Postum helped it go.”
“I’m delighted. Did you say she was awake?”
“She was. Could have gone back to sleep, though.”
“What did she want?”
“Want?”
“Yes. Want. The only way you could know she was awake is if she rang you up there. What did she want?”
“Towels, fresh towels.”
“Sydney.”
“She did. Ondine forgot to—”
“What were the towels wrapped around?”
“Why you keep thinking that? Everything she drinks you see her drink. A little dinner wine, that’s all and hardly more than a glass of that. She never was a drinker. You the one. Why you always trying to make her into one?”
“I’ll speak to Jade.”
“What could Jade know that I don’t?”
“Nothing, but she’s as honest as they come.”
“Come on, now, Mr. Street. It’s the truth.”
Valerian held a pineapple quarter with his fork and began cutting small regular pieces from it.
“All right,” said Sydney, “I’ll tell you. She wanted Yardman to stop by the airport before he comes Thursday.”
“What for, pray?”
“A trunk. She’s expecting a trunk. It’s been shipped already, she said, and ought to be here by then.”
“What an idiot.”
“Sir?”
“Idiot. Idiot.”
“Mrs. Street, sir?”
“Mrs. Street, Mr. Street, you, Ondine. Everybody. This is the first time in thirty years I’ve been able to enjoy this house. Really live in it. Not for a month or a weekend but for a while, and everybody is conspiring to ruin it for me. Coming and going, going and coming. It’s beginning to feel like Thirtieth Street Station. Why can’t everybody settle down, relax, have a nice simple Christmas. Not a throng, just a nice simple Christmas dinner.”
“She gets a little bored, I guess. Got more time than she can use.”
“Insane. Jade’s here. They get on like schoolgirls, it seems to me. Am I wrong?”
“No, you’re right. They get along fine, like each other’s company, both of them.”
“They don’t like it enough to let it go at that. Apparently we are expecting more company, and since I am merely the owner and operator of this hotel, there is no reason to let me know about it.”
“Can I get you some toast?”
“And you. You have finally surprised me. What else have you been keeping from me?”
“Eat your pineapple.”
“I am eating it.”
“I can’t stand here all morning. You got corns—I got bunions.”
“If you won’t take my advice, bunions are the consequence.”
“I know my work. I’m a first-rate butler and I can’t be first-rate in slippers.”