“Then you know as much as I do. Every year the same. She’ll walk on a hot tin roof till he wires saying he can’t. Then look out!”
“You can’t be serious about apples. Surely.”
“I can’t be certain, Ondine. Looks like he might make it this time. He’s already shipped his trunk. That old red footlocker, remember? Yardman supposed to pick it up Thursday.”
“She don’t know that. He call her and say so? Ain’t been no mail come in here from him, has it?”
“She called him, I believe. This morning. Making sure of the time difference.”
“That’s what she rang you up for?”
“I didn’t have time to tell you.”
“When’s he due?”
“Soon, I reckon.” Sydney dropped two sugar cubes into his Postum.
“I thought all he ate was sunflowers and molasses these days.”
Sydney shrugged. “Last time I saw him he ate a mighty lot of steak.”
“And fresh coconut cake. The whole cake as I recall.”
“That’s your fault. You spoiled him stupid.”
“You can’t spoil a child. Love and good food never spoiled nobody.”
“Then maybe he’ll fly in here for sure this time just to get some more of it.”
“No way. Not down here, he won’t. He hates this place, coconuts and all. Always did.”
“Liked it when he was younger.”
“Well, he’s grown now and sees with grown-up eyes, like I do.”
“I still say you ruined him. He can’t fix his mind on nothing.”
“I ain’t ruined him. I gave him what any child is due.”
“Uh-huh.”
“You really believe that? That I ruined him?”
“Oh, I don’t know, girl. Just talking. But between you and the Principal Beauty, he never wanted for affection.”
“Bitch.”
“You have to stop that, Ondine. Every time she comes down here you act out. I’m getting tired of refereeing everybody.”
“The Principal Beauty of Maine is the main bitch of the prince.”
“You worry me. Cut the fire out from under that pan and bring me my breakfast.”
“I just want you to know I am not fooled by all that turkey and apple pie business. Fact is he don’t want to be nowhere near her. And I can’t say as I blame him, mother though she be.”
“You making up a life that nobody is living. She sees him all the time in the States and he don’t complain.”
“Visits. Visits he can’t do nothing about, but he never comes to see her.”
“He writes her sweet letters.”
“That’s what he studied in school.”
“Letters?”
“Poems.”
“Don’t think he don’t love her. He does.”
“I didn’t say he didn’t love her; I said he don’t want to be near her. Sure he love her. That’s only natural. He’s not the one who’s not natural. She is.”
“You and Mr. Street just alike. Always thinking evil about that girl.”
“When she get to be a girl?”
“She was a girl when I first saw her. Seventeen.”
“So was I.”
“Aw, the devil. Everybody’s going crazy in this house. Everybody. Mr. Street hollering about Postum and putting cognac in his cup—she’s hollering about mangoes and turkeys and I don’t know what all and now you denying her her own son.”
“I’m not denying her nothin. She can have him. He turned out to be a different breed of cat anyway after he went to all those schools. He was a sweet boy. Now I suppose he’ll be wanting mangoes too. Well, he can have em if he’ll stop coming in my kitchen to liberate me every minute.”
“He means well, Ondine.”
“What’s this about the Postum?”
“He says no more diet stuff. Regular coffee, real salt, all such as that.”
“He’ll rue it.”
“It’s his life.”
“Okay by me. It’s bothersome trying to cook with all those concoctions. Fake this. Fake that. Tears up a meal if you ask me. That plus everything temporary like this. Seems like everything I need to cook with is back in Philadelphia. I was just going by what the doctor told him three years ago. He leave that liquor alone he could eat like regular people. Is he still constipated?”
“Nope. Other people get constipated. He gets occasional irregularity. But he wants some Maalox just in case. Tell Yardman to bring a bottle out next time.”
“He the one should be eating mangoes. Open him right up. Other than for that, I can’t think of a soul in this world eat mangoes for breakfast.”
“I do.”
They hadn’t heard her come in. She stood before the swinging doors, hands on hips, toes pointing in, and smiling. Sydney and Ondine looked around, their faces bright with pleasure.
“Here she is!” said Sydney, and reached out a hand to hug her waist. She came forward and kissed his forehead. Then Ondine’s.
“Sleep well, sugar?”
“Well and late.” She sat down and locked her arms over her head in a deep yawn. “The air. The night air is incredible. It’s like food.”
“You weren’t serious, were you?” asked Ondine. “About wanting a mango?”
“No. Yes. I don’t know.” Jadine dug her fingernails into her hair and scratched.
“I’ve got some nice liver. Sautéed just right. With eggs.”
“What kind of liver?”
“Chicken.”
“The chicken’s eggs and its liver? Is there anything inside a chicken we don’t eat?”
“Jadine, we’re still at the table,” said Sydney. “Don’t talk like that.” He patted her knee.
“Pineapple,” she said. “I’ll have some pineapple.”
“Well,” said Ondine, “thank God somebody in this house got some sense. That hussy sure don’t.”
“Let up, woman. She’s got something to deal with.”
“So has he.”
“Yeah, well, I’ve known him practically all his life and I’ll tell you this: he gets his way. Even when he was a little boy, he got his way.”
Jadine looked up. “Valerian was a little boy? You sure?”
“Hush up.” Sydney wiped his mouth with the pale blue napkin. “You be around all day today?”
“Most of it. But I may have to take the boat back to town.”
“What for? More Christmas shopping?”
“Yep.”
“You sure you won’t have some livers?”
“No, thanks, Nanadine, but could I have a cup of chocolate?”
“In this heat?” asked Sydney. He raised his eyebrows, but Ondine smiled. She loved it when her niece called her that—a child’s effort to manage “Aunt Ondine.” “Sure you can,” she said, and went immediately to the nickel-plated door that opened on a hallway. At the end, four steps descended to the second kitchen where supplies were kept and which was equipped like a restaurant kitchen.
Back in the first kitchen Sydney grumbled in the sunlight. “Air conditioning in the shed, but none in the house. I swear. All that money.”
Jadine licked sweet wet juice from her fingertips. “I love it. Makes the nights so much better. As soon as the sun goes down it’s cool anyway.”
“I work in the daytime, girl.”
“So do I.”
“You still calling that work?”
“It is work.”
Sydney sucked his teeth. “Exercising. Cutting pictures out of magazines. Going to the store.”
“I type,” she said. “And going to the store is a twenty-three-mile boat trip, after driving through jungle, swamp…”
“You better not let him hear you call anything on this island jungle.”
“Well, what does he call it? The Tuileries?”
“You know what he calls it,” said Sydney, digging in his vest pocket for a toothpick. “L’Arbe de la Croix.”
“I hope he’s wrong.” Jadine laughed.
Ondine entered, limping a little from the few stairs and frowning. “There’s something in this house that loves bittersweet chocolate. I had six eight-ounce boxes, now there’s two.”
“Rats?” asked Sydney. He looked concerned. Mr. Street and the other families had pooled money to have mongooses shipped to the island to get rid of snakes and rats.