"How can you ignore us? How can you?"
"Have pity!"
"Raise me! Raise me from this Hell!"
We could do nothing for them, so moved forever between pits with the screams, smells and heat getting under all our skins.
"You there! Help us! Lower me your hand!"
"God Almighty, save us!"
30. The Crown Wearing Cadaver
Dropping over the final fence, we landed a world away from those gruesome vistas.
This was a mine of charcoal rock, its glassy edges glittering like diamonds. Frosty breath left our lungs and an eerie echo of unseen axes could be heard chipping away at stone. Shivering, we stood before a long and teetering bridge of stone, extending over a chasm. "Delve further?" a dull voice asked.
With the portal closed at our backs, the keeper of this bridge prevented our passage. Waiting, he was a scrawny figure at the bridge's halfway point, with gangly arms gesturing us closer…and closer to him.
"What is this?" I said, overwhelmed.
"Mindful,” warned Kat.
We fell behind our leader, and I couldn't help but glance over the bridge's side to a cavernous carian pit, a great mouthful of wind and darkness. In the walls around this hole, the toiling souls broke rocks with old tools, digging private tunnels presumably, and their own way out of Hell.
"That's no man.,” sneered Kat, scrutinizing the bridge keeper.
"Goodness gracious,” whimpered Eddinray. "It's…disgusting!"
His insect infested appearance brought us friends into a huddle — the beetles, the flies, and the maggots filling up insides like blood. Gelatinous eyeballs gazed down on us from a height of twelve feet; most of his skin was gone and I could see through his chest to an un-beating heart; his nose was a meagre flake of cartilage and his greedy looking mouth revealed a set of rotten teeth. Kat was right: he was no man at all, not anything any-more. Harmony shuddered understandably, and a drained Eddinray found some strength before he might stumble and fall over the side.
The skeleton wore a crown of gold over his puss-leaking skull — a dazzling coronet of unreachable wealth, but its opulence was tainted by the maggots spilling over top like an overflowing bowl of cornflakes
"Who are you?" I asked him, his decomposing stench matching the odious sight.
The crown wearing cadaver swat at flies then raised his hand for us to wait. As we did, a person appeared from behind us. Nearing his fifties, this man was completely naked, morbidly obese, and utterly unsurprised to be in this predicament. I grimaced at the unsightly scars criss-crossing this person’s portly back and buttocks — not an inch of him was free from these blemishes. He was an ordinary looking man like any other granddad, but when he turned his face back at me, his perverted smile made me wince.
Although he had jumped ahead of the cue, we kept our mouths shut while the naked man bent to his knees before the bridge keeper. Promptly, a golden parchment unravelled out of thin air; the keeper then offered him a quill and beckoned for a signature. The elderly man eagerly scribbled his John Doe, and the parchment rolled up with the sound of crisp satisfaction before vanishing. Strangely, the naked man was ecstatic, clapping his hands and hurrying across the bridge with a manic spring in his overweight step.
"Masochist," the creepy corpse hissed at us. "His soul seeks deeper pain and ecstasy with it. He will not be disappointed, or have long to wait."
Even more repellent up close, the bridge keeper chuckled slightly then eyed us over with relish. "And what of you?" he asked, a yellow larva dripping from his nostrils. "The bowels of Hell await — tell me what you seek?"
"The 9th Fortress,” I answered, before Kat could. The corpse bobbled his head unsurprised, and a creamy shower of maggots trickled from crown to toes.
"And where are your black angels?" he asked us, intrigued. "Why aren't they dragging you there by the hair?"
"We are not inmates!" Kat said. "Get out the way!"
"Do not encourage trouble,” Harmony told him. "There are other ways to the bottom of this Kat."
Eddinray added to the samurai's vexation with his own warning, before taking it upon himself to question the corpse. "Pray, how does one go about crossing your bridge? What payment is required? I tell you I won't be taken advantage of!"
The foul thing approached on stick legs and we recoiled. Suddenly, four parchments of golden paper appeared in his emaciated hand then stretched out to each of ours.
"What is it?" I said, perusing its ancient paper and foreign text.
"It is your passage," he returned, "and my payment. It allows you entry to the furthest reaches."
"Including the 9th Fortress?" I asked, interested.
"Including that most notorious destination,” he confirmed, with another sprinkling of maggots. "There is exclusivity beyond the bridge. The Great Alexander and Vlad the Impaler are just two found suffering there, where Lucifer himself dwells in his castle, and signature is required before passage maybe granted."
"Latin,” muttered Harmony, her blue eyes examining the parchment. "I…need time."
"Crap!" I scoffed at the corpse. "You expect us to sign something we can't read? Bullshit!"
"Hell has rules!" he said, sounding strained. "Identity is necessary. Records must be kept!"
"Lies!" exclaimed Kat, caressing his sword hilt. "Why haven't I heard of you?"
"And what keeper wears a crown?" I added, noticing an unmistakeable malevolence on that abhorrent face; the real fire behind the layers of barbecued bone.
With Kat like impatience, the keeper shunted his quill firmly to my chest and urged me to sign his parchment. "Refusal will see consequences,” he said, thinly. "Terrible consequences. You will all join the drowning in the sea of nevermore, where your skin will be supper for sharks! Reject me, and the slow dissection of your bodies will begin this very minute!"
I took his quill with a fearful haste, but still reading and with a furrowed brow; Harmony prevented my hand from signing. "We cannot sign that parchment Daniel!" she said, scared. "This is no register, but a contract binding our light to this charlatan!
She read — "That you wholeheartedly agree to terms stated above — that you're will, your spirit and your soul be taken into his custody, and never be granted liberty!
Exposed, the fraudulent form remained calm, even as Eddinray tore and threw his parchment pieces off the narrow bridge. "I'm not signing a damned thing!" he announced. "What do you say to that, stinky creature?"
As the golden fragments flickered down the chasm, Eddinray received an answer. His transformation was immediate — his body shrinking to become a frog the size of my hand. Amazed, all of us gawked over this spotty amphibian as it croaked and hopped, and a distressed Harmony dropped to cradle it. "What have you done?" she moaned. "Bring him back! Bring him back!"
"Treacherous dog!" growled Kat, removing his sword without grace and aiming the tip at the corpse's neck. "Who are you?"
"Mephistopheles!" Harmony sobbed. "It says as much in the parchment! He is the Devil! The darkest light!"
Those words sent images of the formless ice witch into my head, her chilling voice repeating a prediction. "The wizard has come across Mephistopheles. On this journey you will too!"
If this cadaver were evil incarnate then Eternal's other prediction would likely come true: "One of your friends will not reach the Waiting Plain alive! One will perish in Hell!"
Superstition overruling instinct, Kat lowered his katana from the corpse, the maggots forming a pile underneath its scraped shins whilst caterpillars slugged through the ribcage.
"I did not expect you to sign," the corpse said, resignedly. "I have gained numerous souls using that elementary deception, you would not believe how many! But such tricks would not wash with the wily Fox and his headstrong companions."