“I’m sure. You go out to see Theo last night?”
“Huh?” he said. “How you know about that?”
“He called you.”
“Damn right. Cell going off didn’t wake anybody up but me, though, because I’m sleeping down in the basement on my own.” He blew out more smoke, took another drink.
“What?”
“Yeah, get this. Betsy’s old lady won’t allow me and her sleeping together under her roof. Says it makes her uncomfortable, the idea of people having relations in her house, so I’m in the basement and Betsy’s upstairs. She treats us like we’re a couple of unmarried teenagers or something. Can you believe that? Just between us, I don’t think Betsy’s mom thinks much of me, but I’ll tell you this, she doesn’t have to worry about me and her daughter getting it on. Hasn’t been much of that in a long time. Betsy goes along with these rules, I think, because it means her and her mom can talk about me into the night without me being there.”
“What did Theo want?”
“Said he needed to talk to me, is all. I said, what the fuck is so important you need to talk to me in the middle of the night? And he said, ‘Get your ass up to my place and I’ll tell ya.’ Or something like that.”
“So you went.”
“Is there some sort of problem here, Glenny?” he said.
“Just tell me what you did.”
“I took a drive up. He gave me some directions and I went up there. You know what I think?”
“Tell me.”
“I think he was playing some sort of joke on me.”
“What do you mean?”
“I went all the way up there and the Greek son of a bitch wasn’t even there.”
“He wasn’t?”
“Nope.” He shook his head.
“You looked around?”
“His truck was there, but I couldn’t find him around anyplace. I looked in his trailer-he lives in a trailer, did you know that?”
“Yeah.”
“I went inside, looked around, stupid bastard wasn’t no place to be found.”
“What did you do then?”
“Drove around.” He finished off the beer and tossed the bottle onto the grass. “You sure you don’t want that last one?”
“Positive. Maybe it would be better if-”
“Don’t worry about me,” he said, grabbed the beer and twisted off the cap. “This one’s a bit warm. But what the hell.”
“So you just drove around.”
“Well, I was already up, and I didn’t much want to go back to Betsy and her mom. No fun up there. And the Infiniti, it’s nice to drive, and God knows how much longer we’ll have it before it’s repoed. Parked down by the beach for a while, must have had a little nap, because before I knew it, it was after ten.”
“Then what?”
“Picked myself up some beer and decided to sit here for a while and contemplate my future.” He grinned. “It’s a tad grim.”
“You never saw Theo at all?”
“Not to the best of my recollection,” he said, and chuckled. He finished his cigarette and tossed it in the direction of the bottle.
“What do you think he wanted to talk to you about?”
“I don’t know, but I sure knew what I wanted to talk to him about.”
“What was that?”
“Why’d he put those boxes of shit parts in my truck?”
“Did he tell you he did it?”
“Fuck, no.”
“But you think it was him? Last time we talked, you were talking like it was KF.”
He offered up an elaborate shrug. “I think I might have been guilty of what they call racist profiling, Glenny. Shame on me.” He theatrically slapped the back of his hand that was holding the beer. “But fuck, Theo? The heat’s already been on him for this. I mean, if he’s the one put that stuff into that house, makes sense he was the one put it into my truck. If I can figure that out, I don’t know why you can’t. I was interested to ask him why he’s trying to screw me over. And I still will, next time I see the bastard.”
“Theo’s dead,” I told him, looking for a reaction.
He blinked tiredly. “Come again?”
“He’s dead, Doug.”
“Well, shit, that’s going to make it difficult to talk to him, isn’t it?” He took a long swig from his last beer. “He electrocute himself? Be fitting.”
“No. He was shot.”
“Shot? You say shot?”
“That’s right. Doug, tell me you didn’t shoot Theo.”
“Jesus, you’re really something else, you know that? First you accuse me of burning our own houses down, now you think I’m going around shooting people?”
“So the answer is no,” I said.
“You gonna believe me if I say so? Because lately, you’re not exactly what I would call a great guy to have in my corner.”
“I’m sorry, Doug. Maybe I, I don’t know, maybe there’s some explanation-”
“Hello, what’s this?” he said, looking down the street.
It was a police car. No siren, no flashing light, just coming up the street. The car stopped at the end of the drive and a female officer got out.
“Douglas Pinder?” she said.
He waved. “That’d be me, sweetheart.”
She said something into the radio clipped to her shoulder, then started walking our way.
“Mr. Pinder, I’ve been asked to bring you in for questioning.”
“You got something to ask, ask.”
“No, sir, you’ll need to come in.”
“Okay if I finish my beer?”
I said, “Doug, do what she says.” To her, I said, “He’s had a little to drink, but he’s harmless.”
“Who are you, sir?”
“I’m Glen Garber. Doug works for me.”
He swung his head around. “I got my job back? That’s good news. We’ve lost a lot of the day but there’s still probably some work we can get done. Just don’t expect me to hammer a nail in straight. And I probably shouldn’t operate heavy machinery.”
Two more police cars were coming up the street.
“What’s this, a convention?” Doug said. “Glenny, do a donut run.”
“I need you to come with me, sir,” the cop said. “Peacefully.”
“Well, fine then,” he said, and put down his beer. “But first I have to get my wife’s car back to her.” He grinned at me. “Bet the bitch wants to go to the mall.”
“Sir, the Infiniti there, that’s yours?”
The other cop cars had stopped and an officer was coming out of each one.
“It’s Betsy’s,” he said. “You know, to be honest, I probably shouldn’t drive it back right now, anyway. Last thing I need at the moment is a DUI, know what I’m saying?”
The woman gave a nod to the closest approaching officer, and he opened the door on the Infiniti. He leaned in for a look.
“If you want to take it for a spin,” Doug said, “I got the keys in my pocket here somewhere.”
“Sir,” the officer said, more sternly this time than before.
Doug stood, wobbled, and said, “Okay, so what’s the deal-ee-o? What you want to talk to me for?” He looked at me. “This about Theo?”
“Don’t say anything,” I warned.
“Why’s that?” He asked the officer, “Is this about Theo Stamos? My boss here says somebody shot him. That’s pretty weird because I went out to see the son of a bitch last night.”
“Doug,” I said. “For Christ’s sake.”
“Come this way, please,” the officer said, leading him toward her car. He went without objection.
The officer looking into the Infiniti came back out, reached into his pocket, and drew out a latex glove. He pulled it over his hand, snapped it, and leaned back into the car again.
“It’s not that dirty in there,” Doug said as he walked past the Infiniti.
This time, when the officer came out of the car, he had something dangling from his baby finger on the trigger guard. A gun.
“Whoa,” Doug said, just before he was put into the back seat of the police car. “Hey, Glen, check it out! Betsy’s keeping a goddamn gun in the car! I’m definitely gonna have to start being a little nicer to her.”
FORTY-FOUR
I watched them take Doug Pinder away in one car while the other cop staked himself out by the Infiniti, seemingly guarding it. I had a feeling Betsy wasn’t going to get her car back anytime soon. It was headed for the lab, along with the gun that had been found inside.