Françoise seemed to read my mind. ‘If you want a cigarette, you should have one,’ she said, smiling. I think it was the first time one of us had smiled since leaving the plateau. ‘We saw no fields on this side of the pass.’
‘Yes,’ Étienne added. ‘And maybe it can help…The nicotine…It helps.’
‘Good point.’
I lit up and crawled back to the cliff edge.
If, I reasoned, the waterfall had been pounding down into the pool below for a thousand years, then it was likely that a basin had been eroded into the rock. A basin deep enough to accommodate my leaping into it. But if the island had been created relatively recently, maybe the result of volcanic activity two hundred years ago, then there might not have been time for a deep enough pool to have formed.
‘But what do I know?’ I said, exhaling slowly, and Françoise looked up to see if I was talking to her.
The pebbles in the water were smooth. The trees below were tall and old.
‘OK,’ I whispered.
I stood up cautiously, one foot an inch from the cliff, the other set back at a stabilizing angle. A memory appeared of making Airfix aeroplanes, filling them with cotton wool, covering them in lighter fuel, setting fire to them, dropping them from the top window of my house.
‘Are you jumping?’ called Étienne nervously.
‘Just taking a better look.’
As the planes fell, they would arc outwards, then appear to curve back towards the wall. The point where they landed, exploding into sticky, burning pieces, always seemed to be nearer to the edge of the house than I expected. The distance was difficult to judge; the model planes always needed a harder shove than seemed necessary if they were to clear the doorstep, and the head of anyone coming to investigate the patches of flame around the yard.
I was turning this memory over when something happened. An overwhelming sensation washed over me, almost boredom, a strange listlessness. I was suddenly sick of how difficult this journey had become. There was too much effort, too many shocks and dilemmas to dissect. And this sickness had an effect. For a vital few seconds it liberated me from a fear of consequences. I’d had enough. I just wanted it over with.
So near and so far.
‘So jump,’ I heard my voice say.
I paused, wondering if I’d heard myself correctly, and then I did. I jumped.
Everything happened as things are supposed to happen while one falls. I had time to think. Stupid things flashed through my head, such as how my cat slipped off the kitchen table one time and landed on its head, and how once I misjudged a dive from a springboard and the water felt like wood – not concrete or metal, but wood.
Then I hit the pool, my T–shirt shot up my chest and jammed under my neck, and seconds later I bobbed to the surface. The basin was so deep I never even touched the bottom.
‘Ha!’ I shouted, thrashing the water around me with my arms, not caring who might hear. ‘I’m alive!’
I looked up and saw Étienne and Françoise’s heads poking over the cliff.
‘You are OK?’ called Étienne.
‘I’m fine! I’m brilliant!’ Then I felt something in my hand. I was still holding my cigarette – the tobacco part had been torn away, but the brown filter sat in my palm, soggy and nicotine-stained. I started laughing. ‘Fucking brilliant! Chuck down the bags!’
♦
I sat on the grassy shore, my feet dangling in the water, and waited for Étienne and Françoise to jump. Étienne was having some difficulty psyching himself up, and Françoise didn’t want to jump first and leave him up there on his own.
The man appeared just as I was lighting another cigarette to make up for the one I’d ruined. He walked out of the trees a few metres away from me. If it hadn’t been for his features and his full beard I could hardly have told he was a Caucasian. His skin was as dark as an Asian’s, although a slightly bronze colour hinted it had once been white. All he had on was a pair of tattered blue shorts and a necklace made of sea shells. With the beard it was hard to tell his age, but I didn’t think he was much older than me.
‘Hey,’ he said, cocking his head to one side. ‘Pretty quick, for an FNG. You did the jump in twenty-three minutes.’ His accent was English and regionless. ‘It took me over an hour, but I was alone so it was harder.’
∨ The Beach ∧
21
Fng
I covered my eyes with an arm and lay back. Over the sound of the waterfall Étienne’s disembodied voice called to me, saying he was about to jump. From his angle, he wouldn’t have been able to see the man in the trees. I didn’t bother to answer him.
‘You OK?’ I heard the man ask, and the grass rustled as he took a few steps towards me. ‘I’m sorry, I should have…You must be really freaked out.’
‘Freaked out?’ I thought. ‘Not really. I feel quite relaxed.’
Extremely relaxed. Floaty. Between my fingers I could feel the cigarette warming my skin, burning closer to my hand.
‘Who are you calling an FNG?’ I murmured.
A shadow passed across my face as the man bent over to check I hadn’t fainted. ‘Did you say something?’
‘Yeah. I did.’
Étienne shrieked as he fell, and the noise of his splash merged into the pounding of the water, and the pounding of the water sounded like the pounding of a helicopter.
‘I said, who are you calling an FNG?’
The man paused. ‘You’ve been here before? I don’t recognize you.’
I smiled. ‘Sure I’ve been here before,’ I replied. ‘In my dreams.’
♦
Fragging. Bagging. Klicks. Grunts. Gooks. Charlie. MIA. KIA. LZ. DMZ. FNG.
FNG. Someone who’s just starting their first tour in Vietnam. A Fucking New Guy.
Where do I learn these things?
I saw 84 Charlie Mopic in 1989. I saw Platoon in 1986. My friend Tom said, ‘Rich, you want to see Platoon?’
‘OK,’ I said, and he grinned. ‘Then you’d better find someone to go with.’ He was always making jokes like that – it was as natural to him as breathing. We went to see it that night at the Swiss Cottage Odeon, screen one, 1986.
1991, standing in an airport lounge, looking for something to pass the hours over a long flight to Jakarta. ‘Eric Lustbader?’ suggested Sean, and I shook my head. I’d seen Michael Herr sending dispatches. The hours flew by.
Fucking New Guy? Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the evilest motherfucker in the valley.
New to what?
♦
We followed the man through the trees. Sometimes we crossed the stream from the pool as it meandered through the jungle, and sometimes we passed glades – one with a smouldering camp-fire and charred fish-heads strewn around it.
We didn’t talk much as we walked. The only thing that the man would tell us was his name – Jed. The rest of our questions he waved aside. ‘Simpler to deal with the talking at the camp,’ he explained. ‘We’ve got as many questions for you as you’ve got for us.’
♦
At first glance the camp was close to how I’d imagined it might be. There was a large, dusty clearing surrounded by the rocket-ship trees and dotted with makeshift bamboo huts. A few canvas tents looked incongruous, but otherwise it was very like the kind of South–East–Asian village I’d seen many times before. At the far end was a larger construction, a longhouse, and beside it the stream from the waterfall re-emerged, bending around to run along the edge of the clearing. From the straightness of its banks, it had obviously been deliberately diverted.