Janet seated herself in the chair next to mine. She looked even better in profile than head on, with her nice chin and straight little nose and long home-grown lashes. I felt a little in debt to her for the mild pleasure I had got occasionally as I sat in Ed’s chair and glanced at her while she worked on the customer in the next chair.
“I was wondering where you were,” I remarked.
She turned to me. She wasn’t old enough to have wrinkles or seams but she looked old enough then. She was putting a strain on every muscle in her face, and it certainly showed.
“Did you say something?” she asked.
“Nothing vital. My name’s Goodwin. Call me Archie.”
“I know. You’re a detective. How can I keep them from having my picture in the paper?”
“You can’t if they’ve already got it. Have they?”
“I think so. I wish I was dead.”
“I don’t.” I made it not loud but emphatic.
“Why should you? I do. My folks in Michigan think I’m acting or modeling. I leave it vague. And here — oh, my God.”
Her chin worked, but she controlled it.
“Work is work,” I said. “My parents wanted me to be a college president, and I wanted to be a second baseman, and look at me. Anyhow, if your picture gets printed and it’s a good likeness, who knows what will happen?”
“This is my Gethsemane,” she said.
That made me suspicious, naturally. She had mentioned acting. “Come off it,” I advised her. “Think of someone else. Think of the guy that got stabbed — no, he’s out of it — think of his wife, how do you suppose she feels? Or Inspector Cramer, with the job he’s got. What was he asking you just now?”
She didn’t hear me. She said through clamped teeth, “I only wish I had some guts.”
“Why? What would you do?”
“I’d tell all about it.”
“All about what?”
“About what happened.”
“You mean last night? Why not try it out on me and see how it goes? That doesn’t take guts, just go ahead and let it come, keep your voice down and let it flow.”
She didn’t hear a word. Her ears were disconnected. She kept her brown eyes, under the long lashes, straight at me.
“How it happened this morning. How I was going back to my booth after I finished Mr. Levinson in Philip’s chair, and he called me into Tina’s booth and he seized me, with one hand on my throat so I couldn’t scream, and there was no doubt at all what he intended, so I grabbed the scissors from the shelf and, without realizing what I was doing, plunged them into him with all my strength, and his grip on me loosened, and he collapsed onto the chair. That’s what I would do if I had any guts and if I really want a successful career the way I say I do. I would have to be arrested and have a trial, and then—”
“Hold it. Your pronouns. Mr. Levinson called you into Tina’s booth?”
“Certainly not. That man that got killed.” She tilted her head back. “See the marks on my throat?”
There was no mark whatever on her smooth pretty throat.
“Good Lord,” I said. “That would get you top billing anywhere.”
“That’s what I was saying.”
“Then go ahead and tell it.”
“I can’t! I simply can’t! It would be so darned vulgar.”
Her full face was there, only sixteen inches away, with the muscles no longer under strain, the closest I had ever been to it, and there was no question about how lovely it was. Under different circumstances my reaction would have been merely normal and healthy, but at the moment I could have slapped it with pleasure. I had felt a familiar tingle at the base of my spine when I thought she was going to open up about a midnight ride up Broadway, probably with one of her co-workers, possibly with the boss himself, and then she had danced off into this folderol.
She needed a lesson. “I understand your position,” I said, “a girl as sweet and fine and strong as you, but it’s bound to come out in the end, and I want to help. Incidentally, I am not married. I’ll go to Inspector Cramer right now and tell him about it. He’ll want to take photographs of your throat. I know the warden down at the jail and I’ll see that you get good treatment, no rough stuff. Do you know any lawyers?”
She shook her head, answering, I thought, my question about lawyers, but no. She didn’t believe in answering questions. “About your being married,” she said, “I hadn’t even thought. There was an article in the American magazine last month about career girls getting married. Did you read it?”
“No. I may be able to persuade the district attorney to make it a manslaughter charge instead of murder, which would please your folks in Michigan.” I drew my feet back and slid forward on the chair, ready to rise. “Okay, I’ll go tell Cramer.”
“That article was silly,” she said. “I think a girl must get her career established first. That’s why when I see an attractive man I never wonder if he’s married; by the time I’m ready for one these will be too old. That’s why I wouldn’t ask you if you know anyone in show business, because I wouldn’t take help from a man. I think a girl—”
If Ed hadn’t signaled to me just then, his customer having left the chair, there’s no telling how it would have ended. It would have been vulgar to slap her, and no words would have been any good since she was deaf, but surely I might have thought of something that would have taken effect. As it was, I didn’t want to keep Ed waiting so I got up and crossed to his chair and climbed in.
“Just scrape the face,” I told him.
He got a bib on me and tilted me back. “Did you phone?” he asked. “Did that fathead forget again?”
I told him no, that I had been caught midtown with a stubble and an unforeseen errand for which I should be presentable and added, “You seem to have had some excitement.”
He went to the cabinet for a tube of prefabricated lather, got some on me, and started rubbing. “We sure did,” he said with feeling. “Carl, you know Carl, he killed a man in Tina’s booth. Then they both ran. I’m sorry for Tina, she was all right, but Carl, I don’t know.” He moved to my left cheek.
I couldn’t articulate with him rubbing. He finished, went to wipe his fingers, and came with the razor. I rolled my head into position, to the left, and remarked, “I’d sort of watch it, Ed. It’s a little risky to go blabbing that Carl killed him unless you can prove it.”
“Well, he had fits.” The razor was as sharp and slick as usual. “What did he run for?”
“I couldn’t say. But the cops are still poking around here, even an inspector.”
“Sure they are, they’re after evidence. You gotta have evidence.” Ed pulled the skin tight over the jawbone. “For instance, they ask me did he show me anything or ask me anything about some article from the shop. I say he didn’t. That would be evidence, see?”
“Yes, I get it.” I could only mumble. “What did he ask you?”
“Oh, all about me, name, married or single — you know, insurance men, income tax, they all ask the same things. But when he asked about last night I told him where to get off, but then I thought what the hell and told him. Why not? That’s my philosophy, Mr. Goodwin — why not? It saves trouble.”
He was prying my chin up, doing the throat. That clean, I rolled my head to the right to turn the other cheek.
“Of course,” he said, “the police have to get it straight, but they can’t expect us to remember everything. When he came in first he talked with Fickler, maybe five minutes. Then Fickler took him to Tina’s booth, and he talked with Tina. After that Fickler sent Philip in, and then Carl and then Jimmie and then Tom and then me and then Janet. I think it’s pretty good to remember that.”