She asked him why his name was Leandro.
“Encarnación is a pretty name. Who gave it to you?”
“God himself, my boy. I was born on the feast of the Incarnation. What about you?”
“I was named after Leandro Valle. A hero. I was born on the street named after him.”
He told her how as a teenager he stopped selling candy and became a caddie at an Acapulco golf course.
“Know something? At night, I stayed behind to sleep on the fairway. I never had a softer bed. Even my dreams changed. It was then I decided that someday I’d be rich. That soft grass lulled me, it was like a cradle.”
“Did your father help you?”
“No, that’s the point. He didn’t want me to better myself. You’re going to take a tumble, he’d tell me. I found out from my pals at the hotel where he worked that he never told me about offers people made to him for me because I was his son — chances to study, drive a car. All he wanted was for me to be a waiter like him. He didn’t want me to be more than he was. That’s the thing. I had to make my own opportunities. Caddie. First I drove golf carts, then I became a real driver. Bye-bye, Acapulco. I never saw my father again.”
“I understand you. But you don’t have to be foul-mouthed just because your father was a courteous waiter. You have to serve. Both of us do. What do you get by saying all day I have to do this but I don’t like it. Don’t get even by offending your clients. It just isn’t something a gentleman should do.”
Leandro blushed. For a time he said nothing. And then the gringa and her leading man appeared among the laurel trees, motioning that they wanted to go back to the city. It was time.
Leandro got up and stood behind Encarnación. He slid out her chair so she could get up. She was shocked. No one had ever done that for her before. She was even afraid. Was he going to hit her? But not even Leandro knew why he’d performed that act of courtesy.
They returned to Mexico City in silence. The couple fell asleep in each other’s arms. Leandro drove at a normal speed. Encarna observed the landscape: from the tropical aroma to the frozen pines to the smog of the highlands, pollution trapped by imprisoning mountains.
When they reached the hotel, the vulgarian didn’t even look at Leandro, but the American tourist smiled and gave him a good tip.
Alone, Leandro and Encarna looked and looked into each other’s eyes, each of them knowing no one had looked at them that way in a long time.
“Come on up with me,” she said. “My bed is softer than a golf course.”
One night they checked all the houses, door after door, to see who would win the bet about the open doors. They found all of them either locked or bolted; only the idiot’s door was open, the door to the shack where Paquito slept, and the idiot was asleep on a plank bed, asleep for one second, awake the next, rubbing his eyes, perplexed, as always. The only door without a lock and another lost bet: Paquito’s room wasn’t a pigsty, it shone with cleanliness, it was neat as a pin. That bothered them, so they doused it with Coca-Cola and walked out laughing and shouting. The next day the moron avoided looking at you and your friends, let himself be loved by the sun, and all of you bet again: If he just sunbathes, we’ll leave him in peace, but if he walks around the plaza as if he were the lord and master, we’ll beat him up. An idiot can’t be the master. We’re the masters and we can do whatever we like. Who says we can’t? Paquito moved, squinting, looking at the sun, and all of you shouted your mockery and began to bombard him first with dough balls, then with stale rolls, then with bottle caps, and the idiot protected himself with his hands and arms, only repeating, Leave me alone, leave me alone, look, I’m a good boy, I’m not hurting you, leave me in peace, don’t make me leave town, my father’s going to come take care of me, my father’s very strong … Shit, you say to them, we’re just pelting him with dough balls, and something exploded inside you, something uncontrollable. You got up from the table, the chair fell over, you lurched out of the shadows of the plaza and started punching the idiot, who screamed, I’m a good boy, stop hitting me, through his rotten teeth and bleeding mouth. I’m going to tell my father. But all the time you knew that what you really wanted was to punch your friends, the thugs, your guards, the ones who held you prisoner in this stone jail, in this shitty town. You’d like to make them bleed, punch them to death, not this poor devil you take out your sense of injustice on, your violated fraternity, your shame … Get out, get out. Bet you’re going to leave.
It was a very beautiful night. Both of them enjoyed themselves, found each other, then lost each other. They agreed it was an impossible love, but it had been worth it. As Encarna said, You’ve got to grab opportunity by the tail because it doesn’t knock twice and — poof! — it disappears as if by magic.
They wrote each other during the first months. He didn’t know how to express himself very well, but she gave him confidence. He’d had to build his self-assurance himself, the way you build a sand castle at the beach, knowing that it’s fragile and may be washed away by the first wave. Now that he knew Encarna he felt he was leaving behind everything false and phony in his life. But there was always the risk that he would go back to being the way he’d always been if he lost her, if he never saw her again. It was a pain in the ass having to serve, to fight with stupid, arrogant clients who didn’t even look at you, as if you were made of glass. His bad habits came back, his insolence, his obscenities. His foul humor came back. When he was a kid, he kicked the fire hydrants in Acapulco, furious that he was what he was and not what he wanted to be. Why them and not me? The other night, outside a luxury restaurant, he’d done the same thing, he couldn’t control himself, he began to kick the fenders of the cars parked there. The other drivers had to restrain him. Now he was in big trouble — this car belonged to Minister X, that one belonged to a big deal in the PRI, a third belonged to the guy who bought the privatized business Z…
What luck that at that moment the northern millionaire and ex-minister Don Leonardo Barroso left the restaurant looking for his driver and the man in charge of valet parking told him the man had felt sick and had gone home, leaving the keys of Mr. Barroso’s car. Now it was Barroso’s turn to throw a fit — This country is populated by irresponsible fools! — and suddenly he saw himself reflected in poor Leandro, in the rage of a poor tourist driver parked there waiting for fares and kicking fenders, and he burst out laughing. He calmed down as a result of that encounter, that comparison, that sense of identification. He also calmed down because on his arm he had a divine woman, a real piece with long hair and a cleft chin. The woman had Mr. Barroso under her spell — you could see it with your eyes shut. She had him by the nuts, no question.
Don Leonardo Barroso asked Leandro to drive him and his daughter-in-law home, and he liked the driver’s style, as well as his discretion and appearance, so much that he hired him to drive in Spain in November. He had business there and needed a driver for his daughter-in-law, who would accompany him. Leandro, distrustful after his initial delight faded, wondered if this tall, powerful man, who could do whatever he damn well pleased, saw in him a harmless eunuch who presented no danger driving his “daughter-in-law” around while he took care of his “business.” But how could Leandro turn down such an offer? He overcame his diffidence, telling himself that if his bosses had confidence in him, why shouldn’t he feel that way about them?
His bosses. That was different from driving around tourists. It was a step up, and you could see Mr. Barroso was a strong man, a boss who inspired respect and made quick decisions. Leandro didn’t have to be asked twice — it would be possible to serve someone like that with dignity, with pleasure, without humbling himself. Besides — he wrote instantly to Asturias — he was going to see Encarna again.