“He… ” said Gus, “cured all the diseases and banned evil?”
“Exactly.” I lay back down. “How long would it take you come up with the right answer? From our studio audience of one hundred, zero people chose gave his only begotten son. Might as well say, God so loved the world that he painted butterflies on all the wheeliebins, that whosoever saw the butterflies should not perish. Makes as much sense.”
“Well, sacrificing your only-”
“Makes you a shit dad not a great god. And it’s not like he couldn’t have had another one if he’d wanted to. Only you’re not supposed to focus on that bit.”
“So what… was it nuns, or something?” said Gus. He had put his hand flat on my belly.
“God no. Nuns would have been great. Nuns would have been a party. These were Brethren. My dad skipped off. Couldn’t stand it. Brother swallowed it whole. I just wound them up. Wound her up. My mother.”
“Likes of how?” said Gus. He had curled his hand round my side and was using me as leverage to pull himself closer.
“Didn’t take much,” I said. “When she told me Jesus died for my sins, I’d say ‘Aye, for three days, big whoop!’ That kind of thing.”
“You know who you remind me of?” said Gus. He was hanging right over me. A bit of hair was tickling one of my cheeks.
“No,” I said, thinking please God, not Becky.
“Roobs,” he said, and he leaned down and kissed me quite hard, for quite a long time, with his lips open, until I had to breathe out through my nose and it made that sort of whistling sound. And it was so weird that he would tell me I made him think of his four-year-old daughter and then kiss me like that, that it sort of overshadowed how weird it was that, lying there in him and Becky’s bed, he would kiss me at all. And I’d been wrong about needing to get ready. I think I was so electric already just with the thought of it that when he touched me, I went too far, nearly numb.
“So what do they think of you working for St. Vincey’s now?” he asked, when he broke off. “Or aren’t Brethren funny that way?”
“Brethren are funny every way,” I said. “But they-she-gave up on me years ago.”
He shifted until he was lying on top of me, a smooth move that should have been awkward. He should have grunted and had to sort his arms and legs out. Something anyway. But he did it in one gliding move, like a snake.
“All the more for me,” he said and, when he kissed me this time, there was a rhythm to it, pushing against me and pulling away, and the rest of his body moved to the same pulse, and I kept thinking about how a snake moves through grass until I joined in and then I was part of it too, and it didn’t feel weird anymore.
Of course, he had pyjamas on, and I had kept the new knickers I’d filched from work on under the long t-shirt I’d borrowed from him, so it wasn’t all undulation. There was a bit of wriggling and buttons and that. And then it turned out, of course, that the condoms were on my side, in a drawer, so that was awkward. And after we got all that sorted out, it was actually kind of crap, to be perfectly honest. Pretty basic, completely silent, and nothing to distract me from what I was doing. So between that and the conversation we’d just been having, my mother appeared for the first time in years. Just her face, just behind his shoulder, looking at me like it was all she could do not to retch. And as soon as I’d had that thought, retching was all I could think about, so I held my breath and gritted my teeth, and if he had kept going, I think I would have got up in the morning and left, never seen them again.
But he stopped.
“What?” he said, pulling right up until his arms were straight and looking down at me.
“Ghosts,” I told him. “Sorry.”
He drew carefully away from me, shifted over until he was just to the side and lay down with one arm and one leg still over my body.
“Did some guy hurt you, Jessie?” he said. “Is the… can I say the word?”
“Feathers?”
“Is that a bed thing?”
“Not the way you mean,” I said. “No guy ever hurt me, no.”
Inside
She sipped the water like it was Highland Park, forty years old, rolling it round her mouth. She was good at making things last. So much counselling, so many hours of therapy, so good at tricking her own brain into choking off at the neck whatever her body was going through. So she sipped and savoured and delayed the precious moment when she would finish the first one. Great excitement then. Now she had a bottle she could use for something. Make something. Change something. And she had cardboard too. And the wrappers from the muesli bars. Oh, she had plenty to keep her busy. And she could do sit-ups and yoga. She could make up poetry and set it to music. She could think of fruits beginning… apple, banana, citron, damson. Dances beginning… American Smooth, Black Bottom, Cha-cha-cha, Dashing White Sergeant, Eightsome Reel, Foxtrot, Gay Gordons, Hesitation Waltz. And try to do the steps. Until she stumbled on the toilet and turned her ankle.
After that she curled up in a ball and cried for a while. Roared and screamed and wailed. That had a name in some kind of therapy too.
At six o’clock in the morning, he was flat on his back, covers at his waist, bare chest rising and falling, slow and steady. I turned away and swung my legs down, trying to make my movements as small as they could be. I had just transferred my weight to my feet, just clenched my bum to lift it off the bed, when he laid his warm hand on me.
“Don’t go,” he said.
“I need a pee.” The hand was gone, but I could still feel the tingle of it, a perfect print of it, all five fingers and the palm, and it made me think of glitter scattered over glue. I scrabbled on the floor for the t-shirt and yesterday’s knickers. “Plus the kids,” I said. “D’you want a cup of tea?”
“Coffee,” he said and turned over, until he was lying face down with his arms under his pillow. He had old acne scars on his back, flat purple patches all over his shoulder blades, a few down as far as the dip in his waist.
“I’m glad to see you don’t have a hairy back,” I said.
He grunted, could have been a laugh. “Yet,” he said. “Dave was like a gorilla by the time he was seventy, and I take after him.” I pulled the t-shirt on over my head. “Would you love me if I turned into a seventy-year-old gorilla?” Like it was really happening, not just a day dream at all.
“Sure,” I said. “If you wax it.” And I left the room before he said any more.
“No school today, Ruby-duby-doo,” he said when he finally appeared. I had the kids up, washed, and eating toast and jam in the kitchen. He was wearing those canvas trousers and a work shirt again, no tweedy suit today, but he’d shaved and his hair was pulled back from his forehead, the top half in a ponytail that hung down over the curtain of the bottom half. That hairdo that was just for girls until the Italian footballers started doing it. “Cheers for the coffee, Jessie,” he said, putting the cup in the sink.
“Am I not getting back?” said Ruby in a tiny little voice.
“Hm?” said Gus. He’d forgotten, as much as he had on his mind.
“You’re kidding,” I said. “Miss Colquhoun said she’d miss you so much she might come out on Saturday and see you. She’ll be sad every day until you’re back again.”
“But this is Jessie’s day off,” said Gus, “and you get to stay here with her.”