I laughed so loud and sharp that he jerked his head away, saving his eardrums.
“You’re kidding, right? My mum used to pray for me when I made a ‘nuisance of myself with my nonsense’. Do you want to hear the prayer?”
“Something tells me I’m not going to like it,” he said.
“He shall defend thee under his wings and thou shalt be safe in his feathers.”
“What a prize bitch,” said Gus.
“A few years ago, I’d have thought you meant I was one for telling tales on her,” I said. “But I’m getting better.”
“And you’ll get even more better now I’m helping,” said Gus. “So here’s where we’ll start. Tell me what happened.”
I was wedged in tight to the chair and his arms were wrapped right round me, but I stiffened and tried to wriggle away. He held me tighter.
“You’re as safe as a baby in your mother’s bell-Bad example. You’re as safe as a bunny in a burrow. Tell me and I’ll make it better. I’ll take care of you.”
“You’re not angry with me for saying that about Becky and Ros?”
I thought I felt him flinch and I turned to see his face, but he was smiling by the time I could see him.
“I’m angry about whatever happened to you to make you think I could be angry,” he said. I was too tired to follow. Too tired to do anything except give in, really.
“My granny had a quilt,” I said. “I’ve never told anyone this before. Except therapists and them. I tried to tell Dot just the other day, but I crapped out in the end. Okay, so my granny had a quilt. It was plain mustard-coloured silky stuff on one side and green and pink patterned on the other side. Flowers and kind of bandstand things. She’d had it since she got married.
“And it fitted perfectly onto the three-quarters bed in her spare room. My bed when I stayed there. With a bolster pillow and a pillowcase that had lace at the end like the pantaloon legs of the girls in my book of nursery rhymes.
“But it was jaggy. It wasn’t so bad on the inside where there was a sheet and a blanket under it, but if you put your arms outside the covers, it jagged you to bits.”
Looking back with my adult brain I can see that it was wearing out, washed too many times, getting threadbare, and the feathers were poking through. Back then, five years old, all I knew was that one night I found if I pulled the jags they came out, and it was soft and comfy. So I did. I pulled and pulled, my little hands roving all over the patterned top, finding the spikes and pulling them out. Every time I thought I had finished I found another one. Then I started on the inside, through the mustard backing. And there were just as many there.
“So I pulled the feathers out,” I went on. “I’ve never bitten my nails so I could get a hold of every last one. I must have been awake for hours doing it. And then in the morning I woke up again, dead early too. Something had made me sneeze.”
No prizes for guessing what, although it had been years later with a therapist called Moira that I had worked it out: in the night, more feather ends had worked their way to the surface and there were more jaggy spikes for me to pick at.
“So by the time granny came to wake me, the bloody thing was practically empty. Well, not really, but there was feathers absolutely effing everywhere. She opened the door and they all blew up in a big storm like a snow globe and I could hardly see her through them. It was quite a small room.”
“And was she angry?” said Gus.
Granny had stood at the door with her mouth wide open as the feathers settled. She had blown one off her lip and then she had started-
“She was furious,” I said. “I got the worst row I’d ever had in my life.”
– she had started laughing. She kicked the feathers up like she was walking through autumn leaves in the park and she said-
“She said I was an evil wicked child and I’d spoiled something precious that couldn’t be replaced.”
– she said, Eh, dear, Jessie my darling. I didn’t know how thin that old thing had got. I think it’s time it went in the bin now, eh?
“I don’t believe you,” said Gus. “What’s that got to do with looking after kids?”
“Eh?”
“Why would that make you say you’re not good with kids?”
“Because if a bad thing happens I won’t be able to cope. They won’t be safe with me.”
“There must be more to it than that.”
“I’ve told you everything,” I said. “Swear to God.” That same therapist, Moira, had taught me how to put things in a box and put the box in a room and lock the door. So there was nothing more to say.
“What’s wrong with your face?” he said.
I put my hand down in my lap like he’d caught me picking my nose. I hadn’t even realised I’d been touching it. That little puncture mark in my cheekbone, so faded now you couldn’t see it unless I had a suntan. So small that only I knew it was there. I didn’t even know if I could really feel it anymore or if I just touched the place I knew it had been.
“Nothing,” I told him. “My face is fine. And that’s the whole story of my pteronophobia. You think it’s going to be something that makes sense and it doesn’t. I can’t watch a film I’ve never seen before because my granny gave me a row for wrecking her quilt. I’m an idiot.”
He just looked at me. “You’ll trust me enough one of these days to tell me it all,” he said.
And a flash of anger blazed through me. He didn’t believe me? Look at what I’d swallowed from him in the last three days, and he had the nerve not to believe a perfectly sensible story from me? Maybe not true, but sensible for sure.
Except under the anger was something else, I knew. Down the stairs into the garden, over the lawn, and into the lift-the therapists never tell you what a lift’s doing in a garden, by the way-down and down and down, past the panic and the memories and past the room with the box (locked tight) right down to the basement. And then out again at the beach. This is some lift, from a beach to a garden-and the beach is the safe place. Annabel-another one-told me that nearly half of the folk she spoke to chose that same lame beach. Or they chose their own bed or their armchair. And some chose a mountain. And one she told me about chose Harvey Nick’s food hall, but I reckon that was for show and probably in her head she had a wee beach there, one floor down in a lift maybe.
But the thing is this: in all my imagining of that safe place, I never expected someone to meet me when the lift opened its doors. Now it seemed like if I went down, past the anger and panic and memories, Gus would be there. And the beach had a name: Sandsea Bay.
“Now what kind of story d’you want me to tell you?” he said.
“Tell me about something you’ve made,” I answered. I knew how big a thing I was asking. “Like the pram. Or something you want to make. A plan.”
He knew how big it was too.
“Okay,” he said, at last. “You might think this is daft. It’s a shed. It was a shed. A garden shed. And I dismantled it and used the planks to turn it into a boat. Or like a raft. And I floated it down the river-that was the only way I could think of to move it-right down the Dee, and when I got it to the workshop, I rebuilt it.”
I waited for a while and then I asked him: “What’s it called?”
“Shed Boat Shed,” he said.
“So… ”
“And,” he said. “I put a video camera in the middle of the floor while I was taking it down, revolving. So it was making a film of the all the planks coming off and you could see the allotments outside and the sky and everything, and I filmed the journey on the raft, and then I put the camera back in the middle of the floor and filmed it going back up. So when the last plank goes on the roof, it’s completely dark again and that’s the end.”
“Wow,” I said. “Can I see it?”
He shook his head. “It’s sold.”